Howard Stern Makes Over His Not So Private Parts

Howard Stern has fallen into a trap that many men who court and marry younger women usually do. He’s trying to look younger and in the process, has become more wizened looking. His chin looks small, his nose looks filed down, plus his skin is now super tanned, and his facial skin looks oddly craggy as if he’s had a failed face lift.

You be the judge. He is going for a “younger” look and failing.


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Eric Carmen has scary eyes

80s singer Eric Carmen was arrested for a DUI a few days ago while driving and sipping a bottle of Grey Goose; he looked awful!

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I don’t think alcohol is to blame in this case. Eric looks like a Monchichi doll. His look as if they are being pulled back to his ears. His cheeks look strangely puffy for a man his age (no old age sunken cheeks for him I guess). Definitely, it looks like he has cheek implants. I do not understand all his alterations, because it is not as if VH1 has his music videos in heavy rotation.


Jennie Garth looking slickly plastic

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Like I mentioned last week, Jennie Garth is looking very tight faced, as if her face is made of plastic. She must feel quite old going back to the tv show that made her famous as a teenager. Jennie is in her mid thirties and should have some lines in her face naturally. Here, she looks fat cheeked (like she has cheek implants) and surprised. The strangest thing about the new 90210 is her appearance along with Shannon Doherty’s. They both look like plastic surgery victims.


Does Christa Miller look like the Cat Lady?

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I get a huge amount of mail about Christa Miller. She is relatively minor celebrity, but a flood of people write in about her face looking weird at least once a year. I do think her face is looking very, very tight, in the chin area sort of like href=”http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007227.html”>Jocelyn Wildenstein. The skin is so tight there, it looks bizarrely dimpled.

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A new theory on Lara Flynn Boyle

I just received this interesting email about actress Lara Flynn Boyle and her recent public appearance:


I saw that episode of “Law & Order,” and I also took forever to figure out it was her. It doesn’t appear that she’s had surgery, but rather that she’s on prednisone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prednisone ) (or some other steroid). Those things cause fluid retention and are prescribed for all kinds of nasty illnesses. I hope she doesn’t have something seriously wrong, though given the horrible things she’s done to her body (like the extreme weight loss), she may very well have messed herself up, or maybe she’s just very sick. My first thought (once I figured out the swollen-faced girl was her) is that she’s taking prednisone. If she’d simply gotten fat, she’d be fat *everywhere*, but instead, she’s puffy, so I suspect it’s medication she’s taking making her puffy.


What the hell is going on here?

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What the hell is going on here? Sandra Bernhard was not hot to start with, she is at best what the French call jolie-laide, which roughly translates to ‘oddly attractive though not conventionally beautiful’.

Her cheeks look larger and her brow is much tighter. The larger cheeks do not work, because her eyes are naturally too small. Does it make her look more attractive? Nope!


Chris Evert Looks Different

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Chris Evert looks different as in being almost unrecognizable! Discreet nips and tucks are one thing, but getting a whole new different face is another. Look at her eyes. They look like slits. Bad idea, Chrissie, bad idea. Your face is too tight!


Leona Helmsley Was The Joker

It is bad to speak evil of the dead, but since she was the ‘Queen of Mean’ an exception shall have to be made for Leone Helmsley.

As the years went by, she increasingly looked like she was wearing a Joker Halloween mask. She had a severe case of ‘bat brow’.

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Leona Helmsley


Cathy Dennis has cat eyes

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Many of you probably do not remember early 90s singing sensation Cathy Dennis. She is now a songwriter in London and apparently an avid fan of plastic surgery judging her oddly tilted at the corners eyes. She looks positively feline. Its quite a change from the softer look she had merely a decade ago.


Christina, No!!

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What is going on with Christina Applegate’s face? Her eyes look larger and definitely look ’set’ differently in the after photo. Ever her wonky left eye appears different. Her facial skin looks smoother.

Face lifts do not stop time, they merely ‘re-drape’ the skin of the face. The ‘re-drape’ can look strange until it settles in.


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