I have never been a fan of Audrina Patridge’s boob job, because they don’t look remotely real. Last night, in London, Patridge wore a more revealing dress than usual which enabled me to see more details of her breast augmentation.

She has recently dropped a bit of weight and on an already slim frame, her implants look ridiculous. Her implants are too far apart. Her natural breasts were likely quite narrow and coupled with low body fat, implants like the ones she has now will never fool anyone. She needs smaller implants. I also wonder if her implants are hardening because her breasts don’t look very soft.

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Popularity: 1% [?]

Tanya Tucker has been a much heralded singer since her teens, even landing a Rolling Stone cover at the age of 15.

Tanya Tucker in Rolling Stone

Now, she’s 50 something and needs a new stylist. The tanning, the hair, and big fake breasts are just wrong for someone her age!

Tanya Tucker

Tanya Tucker

Popularity: 2% [?]

Oksana Grigorieva is an odd looking chick. Her face is a mish mash of awful plastic surgery. Lip augmented. Check. Rhinoplasty. Check. Cheek Implants. Check. Browlift. Check. Like most plastic surgery disasters, there was nothing wrong with her ‘before’ appearance. Hollywood is a bad place, huh?

Oksana Before And After

Popularity: 10% [?]

Erica Chevillar

Erica Chevillar is a Playboy model (big shock there) with very overfilled breast implants she likes to show off. There are bad implants in every way imaginable. They look too high on her chest.

Popularity: 10% [?]

Charice is an up and coming teen singer who will appear on Glee this year. Like many in the public eye, she has started consulting with plastic surgeons. She underwent a 30-minute Thermage skin-tightening procedure and Botox injections to make her “naturally round face” more narrow, celebrity cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo told ABS-CBN television. The alarming part is her young age, which is 16.

In Asian, it is not unusual for plastic surgery patients to have their faces injected with botox to give their faces a more narrow, ‘Western’ look.

Singer Charice

Popularity: 13% [?]

Kristi Gibson is the ex-wife of rock singer Brett Michaels. I don’t have the best before photo of her, but you can tell she was stunning. In the after photo, you can see she has had a ton of plastic surgery on her face. Her nose, lips, eyes, and cheeks look dramatically different. She looks like a brunette Jenna Jameson.

Kristi Gibson

Popularity: 12% [?]

Dr. Shoib Myint is a skilled Las Vegas plastic surgeon. He specializes in facial plastic surgery and graciously answered my questions on Megan Fox, Sophie Monk, and Jenna Jameson. Visit Dr Myint’s website at www.eye-faceplasticsurgeon.com .

Megan Fox

Megan Fox

There is no question Megan Fox underwent some type of lip augmentation. It is difficult to tell from the pictures weather it was surgical or nonsurgical such as an HA (hyaluronic acid) filler (Juvederm, Restylane). Only her doctor can know for sure. It is important to keep in mind when observing lips that the lipstick can masquerade the true dimensions of a person’s lip anatomy. Megan is clearly wearing lipstick. It would be interesting to see her before and after pictures without any lipstick. The upper lip typically should be 50-70% of the lower lip. Megan’s upper lips are much larger than this normal anatomical ratio, which makes them appear unnatural and overdone, a dead giveaway of aggressive lip augmentation. The outer portions of both her upper and lower lips are overfilled. In my opinion, the outer portions of the upper and lower lips should taper to prevent the sausage type appearance, which we see here. Megan has a nicely shaped cupids bow and somewhat prominent philtrum in the center of her upper lip, which has been lost after her augmentation. This indicates overcorrection at the vermilion border and the wet/dry junction.

Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk

Unlike Megan, Sophie’s lip augmentation maintains the 70% upper to lower lip ratio. However, she too has too much done to the outer portion of her upper lips giving it the sausage look. She also has lost her nice philtrum height and cupid’s bow. There is too much eversion indicating excessive augmentation done at the wet dry junction. Sophie’s lower lips have lost the tapered look, which she clearly has in her before pictures. Again, in my opinion, there is too much eversion of the lower lips centrally with aggressive augmentation in the wet dry junction.

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson

Jenna clearly has the classic trout pout lips. She has broken the 70% anatomical rule. Not only are her upper lips larger than her lower lips (too aggressive augmentation with either filler or surgery near the wet/dry junction), but there is also loss of any evidence of a vermilion border. She also has no tapered look to her upper and lower lips. This sausage like appearance indicates once again an aggressive approach along the outer corners of the lip.

About Dr Myint
Dr. Myint is an oculo-facial plastic surgeon who has specialized training and expertise in plastic surgery of the eyelids and orbits. He is Board Certified by the American Osteopathic Board of Ophthalmology and Otolaryngology Head and Neck Surgery. He is also a Fellow of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery. Dr. Myint finished his graduate studies at Columbia University in New York before attending medical school in Miami, Florida.

Popularity: 13% [?]

Last year, we featured singer Amy Winehouse and her then new implants. We weren’t fans. How do her implants look now? They seem to have settled in and Amy has also seemingly learned to dress in a way that flatter her implants and makes them look less fake. Good job, Amy.

Amy Winehouse

Popularity: 19% [?]

Mr Ed was a famous talking horse back in old days of film. Quite predictably, he had huge teeth and as many celebrities get veneers, I like to think they are trying to bring back the ‘good old days’ by channeling him. Because veneers just look weird on most wearers.

Katie, what have you done?

Popularity: 22% [?]

Sandra Murphy had her conviction for killing ex-boyfriend Ted Binion overturned a few years ago. Since then, she has relocated to San Diego and somehow come into a pile of cash, because she has made over her entire face. She was average before surgery and looks average after, but like a completely different person. She had her nose, lip, eyes lifted, and facial fillers, plus botox to give a youthful plumpness. Maybe she is trying to assume a new identity, because the casual observer would never imagine what she looked like before. The only similarity between old Sandy and new Sandy would be her haircolor.

Sandra Murphy Before And After

Discuss Sandra Murphy here.

Popularity: 24% [?]