AwfulPlasticSurgery.com » Madonna http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com celebrity plastic surgery at its worst Wed, 01 Aug 2012 04:04:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Madonna and Courtney Love – Separated at birth? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/23/madonna-and-courtney-love-separated-at-birth/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/23/madonna-and-courtney-love-separated-at-birth/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:10:56 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1813

Madonna and Courtney Love are starting to look separated at birth, I think! You be the judge. Their facial structures have a fresh similarity. ( I have feeling Madonna will chew out her plastic surgeon after reading this.)

Courtney and Madonna

Courtney and Madonna

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Madonna – Madame Tussaud’s couldn’t top this http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/09/madonna-madame-tussauds-couldnt-top-this/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/09/madonna-madame-tussauds-couldnt-top-this/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:39:03 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1725

Madonna is now essentially the wax work version of her 1990 self. The artificially plumped cheeks, chin implant, face lift, etc combines to form a scary mask. Even Madame Tussaud’s wax museum could not have done a better job.

I am eternally 32!

I am eternally 32!


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Guess who? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/05/24/guess-who-2/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/05/24/guess-who-2/#comments Sun, 24 May 2009 12:09:34 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1220

Guess the celebrity below. Her bee stung unevenly plumped lips, numerous facial plastic surgeries, and gaunt appearance have made her rather unrecognizable.



If you guessed Courtney Love, you are correct! She looks a little like Madonna’s old face, don’t you think?



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The Cat Lady Is Everywhere! http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/28/the-cat-lady-is-everywhere/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/28/the-cat-lady-is-everywhere/#comments Sun, 29 Mar 2009 02:29:03 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1109

The Cat Lady is everywhere, literally. Actually, I am starting to see a resemblance between Jocelyn Wildenstein and certain other celebrities who get plastic surgery to make themselves look younger (I do not agree with the assertion that looking younger equals beauty). Plastic surgeons all use the same operating techniques and we are starting to see an army of celebrities that have an almost familial resemblance to the Cat Lady when younger.

Madonna (pictured in 2008) is on the way to resembling Jocelyn and Tamara Mellon (owner of the Jimmy Choo shoe empire) could easily be Jocelyn’s younger sister. I can remember seeing a photo of Tamara Mellon in 1998 and she looked nothing like this.




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Madonna's new face – and yes, she still looks odd http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/20/madonnas-new-face-and-yes-she-still-looks-odd/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/20/madonnas-new-face-and-yes-she-still-looks-odd/#comments Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:20:25 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1089

Madonna has been in the public eye for over 25 years now and while she can’t lie about her age, she can unsuccessfully attempt to defy gravity. Epic fail in that department. Madonna recently was prancing around Los Angeles with a ‘new look’. Rumor has it she obtained a ‘ribbon lift’, which lifts up sagging skin. Here are the bare facts about the procedure.

a. The Ribbon facelift procedure involves making an incision behind the ear and placing a a bioabsorbable ENDOTINE Ribbon™ to hold the muscle back and allow the surgeon to tighten loose skin.
b. The bioabsorabable ribbon which has hooks is dissolved in a period of 2-3 months.
c. The recovery time is maximum a week.
d. It has few side effects like bruising etc.
e. Results last from 3-5 years.

Madonna’s face is odd, because her cheeks look huge and stuffed.

MWatch adonna talking with her jumbo cheeks.




Here is a strange article about Madonna morphing into Kate Winslet. Um, okay, did I miss a story about Madonna jumping into a time nachine and successfully making her way back in time? She will never look like Kate Winslet beyond having a somewhat similar hair shade.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's new freaky face rolls on http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/20/gwyneth-paltrows-new-freaky-face-rolls-on/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/20/gwyneth-paltrows-new-freaky-face-rolls-on/#comments Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:04:05 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1087

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s new freaky tight face rolls on. I do think that she’s had some sort of brow lift plus botox. Although, I’m sure that all her fans want to deny it. Face it, your little Gwynnie is changing. Her best friend is Madonna, which is not the best plastic surgery role model.



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Madonna is scary looking http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/10/27/madonna-is-scary-looking/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/10/27/madonna-is-scary-looking/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:29:02 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=741

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madonna looks scary

Madonna is simply scary looking. Her hands reflect her true age. They look old and veiny. Madonna’s face waxen and stiff. Is she embalmed already?

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Madonna is skeletor http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/27/madonna-is-skeletor/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/27/madonna-is-skeletor/#comments Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:54:35 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=550

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One of the sad side effects of cheek implants is the chance that the patient will look scarily gaunt if weight is lost. I call this gaunt look ‘skeletor’ (like the scary character from the 80s animated series).

Madonna looks sadly unfortunate after a tough week of having her media flacks cancel her brother’s book tour promoting his tell all missive about what she is like behind the scenes (fun stuff like, ‘her real taste would terrify you’). Her cheekbones jut forward scarily as if she is channeling the skeletor look (it wouldn’t be nice if we were to accuse her of having hideous cheek implants, would it?).

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Is that Madonna or one of the Spitting Image puppets? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/15/is-that-madonna-or-one-of-the-spitting-image-puppets/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/15/is-that-madonna-or-one-of-the-spitting-image-puppets/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:25:14 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=542

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Madonna is starting to look like a Spitting Image puppet and sufferer of ‘madamism‘, a term for the puppet like features caused by too much plastic surgery. Remember, people, plastic surgery does not make you look younger, it only makes you look plastic!

It looks like Madonna has had some facial refinements over the years. Her nose is different now, in particular, the bridge of her nose is higher.

Madonna’s cheeks are currently looking outrageously prominent and hardened as if she were a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Madonna Looks Scary http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/06/29/madonna-looks-scary/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/06/29/madonna-looks-scary/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:21:50 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=533

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Madonna looks scary. She is desperately trying to turn back time and miserably failing.

A source says that she is going to extreme measures to maintain her appearance. He claims that Madonna had her eyes operated on by a Los Angeles doctor named Michael Groth, an ophthalmologist who only does eyelid surgery. Dr. Groth has even appeared on an episode of the tv show ‘Dr 90210′ where he operated in tandem with another doctor on a patient dissatisfied with eyes.

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