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The Cat Lady Is Everywhere!

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The Cat Lady is everywhere, literally. Actually, I am starting to see a resemblance between Jocelyn Wildenstein and certain other celebrities who get plastic surgery to make themselves look younger (I do not agree with the assertion that looking younger equals beauty). Plastic surgeons all use the same operating techniques and we are starting to see an army of celebrities that have an almost familial resemblance to the Cat Lady when younger.

Madonna (pictured in 2008) is on the way to resembling Jocelyn and Tamara Mellon (owner of the Jimmy Choo shoe empire) could easily be Jocelyn’s younger sister. I can remember seeing a photo of Tamara Mellon in 1998 and she looked nothing like this.

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Madonna’s new face – and yes, she still looks odd

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Madonna has been in the public eye for over 25 years now and while she can’t lie about her age, she can unsuccessfully attempt to defy gravity. Epic fail in that department. Madonna recently was prancing around Los Angeles with a ‘new look’. Rumor has it she obtained a ‘ribbon lift’, which lifts up sagging skin. Here are the bare facts about the procedure.

a. The Ribbon facelift procedure involves making an incision behind the ear and placing a a bioabsorbable ENDOTINE Ribbon™ to hold the muscle back and allow the surgeon to tighten loose skin.
b. The bioabsorabable ribbon which has hooks is dissolved in a period of 2-3 months.
c. The recovery time is maximum a week.
d. It has few side effects like bruising etc.
e. Results last from 3-5 years.

Madonna’s face is odd, because her cheeks look huge and stuffed.

MWatch adonna talking with her jumbo cheeks.

Here is a strange article about Madonna morphing into Kate Winslet. Um, okay, did I miss a story about Madonna jumping into a time nachine and successfully making her way back in time? She will never look like Kate Winslet beyond having a somewhat similar hair shade.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky face rolls on

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky tight face rolls on. I do think that she’s had some sort of brow lift plus botox. Although, I’m sure that all her fans want to deny it. Face it, your little Gwynnie is changing. Her best friend is Madonna, which is not the best plastic surgery role model.