Enough, Swoozie

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1. Too tight face lift – check

2. Can’t make facial expressions – check

3. Outrageously fake breast implants – check

You might remember Swoozie Kurtz from the tv show, Sisters, but not looking like a Spitting Image puppet.

Popularity: 19% [?]


Sharon Stone gets nailed

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The Superficial described super cranky actress Sharon Stone in a recent article as having, ‘Dolly Parton on meth’ and goes on to say:


She’s always denied having implants, but when you drop this much weight and your chest looks bolted on for dear life, there’s no hiding it.

I’ve thought that her breasts looked fake for years. Take a look at this topless 2005 Sharon Stone picture. Her breasts look round and full, but have no ‘hang’ to them and she is far from a young nymph in that picture.

My advice is for her to gain at least 10 to 15 pounds or go for small ‘enhancements’. Until then, she’s in the ‘bad boob job’ category. Breast implants can look fabulous if you have the body fat to cover the implants.

Popularity: 17% [?]


Britney Spears’ Lights Are Flashing

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Britney is brandishing her very plastic looking breasts again. Is that a sign that the old Britney is coming back or is she just crazily trying to relive her teen lolita years? I think her breasts are awfully fake looking, they just never seem to have dropped into place. They also launched a million other bad boob jobs.

Here’s a word of social commentary of Britney. I’ve watched people with much less talent and much less money receive the appropriate help they need for their mental illness. Being in the public eye under the rabid intensity generated as an international superstar, seems to trigger inappropriately exhibitionist tendencies in Britney. She should be allowed to go home permanently to Louisiana to live a normal life; she’s laid the golden egg, in fact several of them, all parties involved her career have made their money back and then some.

Britney expresses uncertain feelings about her chest size. In this popcrunch.com article, she claims to hate their size. A lower profile life would put an end Britney’s seemingly endless need to inflate and cut her body to the size that she believes people will like.

Popularity: 12% [?]




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