Pete Burns scaring people everywhere

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80s singer Pete Burns won his medical malpractice lawsuit against the doctor who injected his lips with collagen. It seems he spent the winnings on cheek implants. Not a good idea at all.

Pete Burns

Pete Burns

Popularity: 10% [?]


Brooke Shields – cheek and chin implants?

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Brooke Shields has been looking harsh for the past few years. There is a hardness to her appearance that looks like it comes from cheek and chin implants on face that is losing fat due to age. The enchanced cheeks and chin give her a weathered and manly look. My suggestion is take out the implants because they are not needed. I’m sure it is hard to age once you’ve been America’s Prettiest Teenager, but it can be done gracefully.

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

Popularity: 46% [?]


Something is up with Tori Amos

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Tori Amos is apparently traveling down the heavily trodden path of many famous singers. The internet is buzzing with stories about her new ‘look’. I had to see for myself and saw a Tori Amos I barely recognized (thank goodness for captions!).

Her nose looks shaved down and her forehead yanked up. Her eyes look entirely different and the skin on her face is smoother.


If you’ve followed Tori long enough, you know that Tori LOVES Tori and she’ll keep doing this stuff, because she wants to look GOOD. Yikes. All the softness is gone from her face and she’s looking witchy.

Popularity: 34% [?]


Melissa Rivers in People Magazine discussing plastic surgery

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Apparently, there is some ridiculous people magazine article where Melissa Rivers (yes, the daughter of one of the scariest plastic surgeried celebrities alive) is defending her use of botox. Sure, Melissa, as if Botox was the only plastic surgery procedure you were familiar with; those of us who’ve watched you since you were a teenager just venturing into the public eye know much better!



I suppose that rhinoplasty, cheek implants, a brow lift, veneers, and botox are just minor alterations, right, Melissa?

Popularity: 11% [?]


It’s official – Janice Dickinson looks like a muppet

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Janice Dickinson likes to call herself ‘the world’s first supermodel’. I like to call her ’super crazy’. She does not look good these days and seems to be smuggling chesnuts in her cheeks. Janice doesn’t live in Beverly Hills, she probably lives in a storage room with the other Muppets.

She’s got the worst set of cheek implants I’ve ever seen. They detract from her facial harmony (what is left of it).

Thanks to FinalPixx.com for the photo.



Popularity: 9% [?]


Why are Amanda Byne’s cheeks huge?

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Why are Amanda Byne’s cheeks huge in recent pictures? First, I hope she didn’t pay money for it.

Her huge cheeks could be caused by cheek implants, an allergic reaction of some sort, or bulimia (sufferers of the disease have swollen cheeks due to constant vomiting). Whatever the reason, it is hopefully not permanent, because she is too young to be dipping into the Hollywood vat of unnecessary and awful plastic surgery.

Some fans have made jokes about the situation and suggested the Amanda is smuggling chestnuts in her cheeks just in time for the Christmas season.


Amanda Bynes

Popularity: 12% [?]




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