Sly Stallone – the brows have it

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Sylvester Stallone debuted some newly perky eyebrows at the Venice Film Festival last week. Unfortunately, they failed to shave off chronological years and just made him appear to be channeling singer George Michael. Way to go, Sly!

Sly Stallone

Sly Stallone

I think he had an ample amount of botox injected into his brows.

Popularity: 66% [?]


Another one slides further into the abyss

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Ah, another actress slides deeper into the Hollywood plastic surgery abyss. This time it is Playmate Pamela Anderson and her brow lift (I’ve never seen her looking so surprised). I include the word ‘Playmate’ so that you know she was once a hottie. Right now, she’s sliding down the hottie ladder to the point where most men would sleep with her just because she has female sex organs.



Popularity: 11% [?]


Anne Heche – how to make yourself look older

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Anne Heche is my favorite crazy Hollywood actress. When I saw her on Nip / Tuck a few years ago, I was surprised at how different she looked. She looked much harder than she did back in the 90s. Her nose is shaved down and I definitely believe she has had a brow lift. I genuinely don’t care for the work she has had done, because I feel it makes her face look more harsh.



Popularity: 25% [?]


Melissa Rivers in People Magazine discussing plastic surgery

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Apparently, there is some ridiculous people magazine article where Melissa Rivers (yes, the daughter of one of the scariest plastic surgeried celebrities alive) is defending her use of botox. Sure, Melissa, as if Botox was the only plastic surgery procedure you were familiar with; those of us who’ve watched you since you were a teenager just venturing into the public eye know much better!



I suppose that rhinoplasty, cheek implants, a brow lift, veneers, and botox are just minor alterations, right, Melissa?

Popularity: 11% [?]


Guess the famous actor!

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Who is the famous male actor in the center? He made a splash in the 90s in a Julia Roberts’ movie and also got cozy on screen with Madonna.

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Popularity: 13% [?]


Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky face rolls on

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky tight face rolls on. I do think that she’s had some sort of brow lift plus botox. Although, I’m sure that all her fans want to deny it. Face it, your little Gwynnie is changing. Her best friend is Madonna, which is not the best plastic surgery role model.



Popularity: 14% [?]


Not sexy anymore – Liam Neeson

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I have been seeing a tv commercial for a new movie called ‘Taken’.  It took me a while to realize that the man playing the father in the commercial is actor Liam Neeson! I didn’t recognize him at all at first, because his face has totally changed to a square shriveled prune type thing. He was a good looking guy once.  Now, his face looks like skin tightly draped over two melon like cheeks. Like every human, he’s got asymmetrical eyes, but whatever he had done to make his face appear tighter made his eyes look super weird, like they are going in opposite directions.  He’s proven himself as an actor (he was in Schindler’s List and two Star Wars sequels), so I don’t know why he’s done this to his face.

Liam Neeson

Popularity: 9% [?]


The Many Faces of Elle MacPherson

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Elle MacPherson has a new modeling contract with cosmetics powerhouse Revlon. She is an interesting choice, because she is looking rather plastic lately. Yes, I know she is 44 years old, but up until 1996, she was still looking seriously cute.


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Elle in 2006

Then, in 2006, she broke up with a boyfriend. Oh, no. So, then 2007 rolls around and look what the cat dragged in.


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Elle in 2007

She is looking rather tired at a public event to promote a new product. Check out how squinty her eyes seem, plus the area under them looks tighter. Her nose also looks less rounded at the nostrils. What sort of upgrade is this supposed to be? Looks like a downgrade to me.

2008 is supposed to be a banner year for Elle. In addition to her line of lingerie began in 2006, she is endorsing a sunscreen product and has the big Revlon deal. Goodie for her bank account, but not so good for her face. She is looking hard (and being described as arrogant and “up herself” by interviewers)!


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Elle in 2008

Wowser, look at those lips. Ms MacPherson has always been generously lipped, but her upper pucker looks uncomfortably filled to the brim. But at least her eye area looks more relaxed and settled in. Even a supermodel millionairess can’t have it all.

Popularity: 6% [?]


Oh no, not Janine Turner

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Janine Turner (of the now defunct tv show ‘Northern Exposure‘) is looking ’surprised’. Her eyes now tilt up at the corners. Also her lips look much larger from being stuff with collagen. Janine is only 42.

Popularity: 7% [?]


George Michael – I Don’t Want His Sex!

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George Michael, like many other celebrities trying to stop the ravages of time, started having plastic surgery a few years ago. First, rhinoplasty, then a brow lift, next some botox (did anyone else notice him struggling to form an expression on the Oprah Show?). I don’t want his sex anymore, he looks like a freeek!


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His once sexy eyes, now look beedy.

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He looks permanently surprised behind those dark glasses.

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Wouldn’t it have been nice if he’d stopped back in 2002?

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This is George’s boyfriend, Kenny. It looks like he’s joined in on the plastic surgery fun and gotten cheek implants to smooth out his skin.

Popularity: 5% [?]




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