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Honestly, does she think these bolted on fruits pass as real?

The Staff — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:05:58 +0000

Honestly, does she think these bolted on fruits pass as real? Nicole Kidman was out and about earlier this week showing off a much larger set of breasts. I don’t think a woman as vain as Nicole is breastfeeding so that excuse is out.

These new larger implants of hers don’t look real. Their profile is too high. If she was going to show them off, she should have waited until they dropped and that takes a few months.

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Orit Fux’s before photo

The Staff — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:54:09 +0000

As you may remember, Orit Fux is Israel’s Pamela Anderson. She’s got hugely inflated lips coupled with amazingly large implants. Now, her before photo has been discovered thanks to a wonderful reader. Ta da!

Orit Fux Before And After

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Holly Madison is busting out

The Staff — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:30:38 +0000

I’m not sure what is going on here with Holly Madison
. Ever since she’s moved to Las Vegas, she’s looked wild eyed at times and the photos below are a good example.

Holly, you lived with and dated a millionaire for eight years, so we know you have other dresses you could have worn. Boobs falling out of your clothes are not apart of the 80s look. Breast implants look weird when you try to stuff them into things.

She's lucky to escape nipslip.

Weee, almost out!

Holly Madison's right breast attempts to escape.

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Amy Winehouse shows off her implants

The Staff — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:23:17 +0000

Amy Winehouse
, after wrecking her body with drugs, alcohol, and poor nutrition, added a set of breast implants to her super skinny, almost skeletal frame about a year ago. Yesterday, while looking a bit out of it, she chose a frock which did a poor job of containing them and seemed unaware that her breasts had been unleashed.

Amy’s a small girl, she should have gotten implants under the muscle, these don’t look real when outside of clothing. Poor thing.

Amy Winehouse models her breast implants

Her implants are perfect round circles.

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Jocelyn Wildenstein checks in

The Staff — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:11:08 +0000

Jocelyn Wildenstein is a big favorite on this site. Since we first mentioned her in 2003, she has had even more plastic surgery. Last week, she was flaunting her hard breast implants. They don’t look remotely real, but as long as she gets attention, its all good, right?

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Kelly Bensimon and her weird breast implants scheduled for Playboy

The Staff — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:57:24 +0000

In the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon announced that she was going to be in December Playboy. Kelly is known for her wonky breast implants which seem to have a mind of their own as seen below.

I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome

This is what Kelly will be showing off in Playboy.

I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore

The reaction online has not been kind to say the least.

I don’t know what’s going on between the two pieces of her bikini, but it ain’t right. And I fear it is going to give me the bad dreams.

Meh face? Check.
Awful plastic tits? Check.
Thick waist? Check.
“Hips” same width as waist? Check.

I’m missing why this is such a travesty: this is what Playboy’s been crapping out since the ’90s. The only difference is that this one is lumpier than most of the others pre-Photoshop.

She has the torso of an grizzled old truck driver.

Ok I’m not a man, but are there guys out there who honestly want to see this messed-up body? The world must have spun off its axis if this shit is for real.

That is a man-abdomen if I’ve ever seen one. The muscular thick around the middle is about as unattractive as the fat thick around the middle.

No wonder Playboy is circling the drain.

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Blake’s Fakes

The Staff — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:50:29 +0000

For the record, I think Blake Lively’s breasts are fake. Many believe she got them ‘done’ after the first season of Gossip Girl and I agree. If her breasts were real, they’d sag more in a dress like this. The perkiness gives them away.

Blake Lively

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Wendy Williams adds 36DD implants and still looks like a man

The Staff — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:06:51 +0000

Wendy Williams is a popular gossip columnist / talk show host. She is often described as a ‘hot mess’. I agreed. She looks a great deal like a man trying to dress as a woman and failing miserably (maybe it is just her hard mannish features and bad wigs that are the majority of the problem). Recently, she has lost weight and added some huge breast implants to her frame. Yet again, epic fail. She still looks like a crossdresser.

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Jesus loves breast implants!

The Staff — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:54:34 +0000

Omarosa from the reality show ‘The Apprentice’ has decided to go back to school to study religion. Hallelujah. I assume the various breast implants she acquired in succession (a larger size each time!), didn’t give her the career boost she desired.

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Congrats on the new breasts, Anna Faris

thestaff — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:23:05 +0000

Anna Faris was at a recent film premiere showing off two assets that will serve her well in Hollywood, new breasts! Check them out, they are perfectly round in startling contrast to her previously invisible A cup bosoms. I think that their shape is highly noticeable because she had very little breast tissue to work in the first place and there is no place to hide such large implants on a small person. Anna is also recently married so perhaps this will add some ’spice’ to things.

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