AwfulPlasticSurgery.com » Audrina Patridge http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com celebrity plastic surgery at its worst Wed, 01 Aug 2012 04:04:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 The Most Searched For Celebrities On AwfulPlasticSurgery.com http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/08/05/the-most-searched-for-celebrities-on-awfulplasticsurgery-com/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/08/05/the-most-searched-for-celebrities-on-awfulplasticsurgery-com/#comments Thu, 05 Aug 2010 07:09:16 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=2531

Who are the most search for celebrities on AwfulPlasticSurgery.com? Read on!

1. Heidi Montag – she has so many plastic parts, we’ll just call her RoboWoman

2. Audrina Patridge – perfect example of what kind of breast implants not to get

3. Amanda Bynes – poor plastic surgery choices paved her way out of the industry

4. Sarah Ferguson – her recent scandal put the spotlight on her bad choices in facial plastic surgery

5. Jocelyn Wildenstein – before we put her on the map, she was ‘The Cat Lady’, now people know her name

6. Kim Kardashian – a fame whore who lies about the amount of plastic surgery she has had

7. Meg Ryan – the patron saint of celebrity plastic surgery makeover disasters

8.Lara Flynn Boyle – reruns of her Donald Duck tv appearance on Law and Order last year still spur people to google ‘Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery’

9. Nikki Cox – easily the saddest celebrity plastic surgery makeover ever! Excessive lip augmentation and a breast reduction gone wild

10. Kelly Bensimon – photos of her weirdly shaped manly body has people wondering why Playboy invited her to pose; the answer is that they invite everyone to pose these days, Playboy is desperate to stay relevant.

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Audrina Patridge's Boob Job Analyzed http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/07/28/audrina-patridges-boobjob-analyzed/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/07/28/audrina-patridges-boobjob-analyzed/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:19:28 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=2976

I have never been a fan of Audrina Patridge’s boob job, because they don’t look remotely real. Last night, in London, Patridge wore a more revealing dress than usual which enabled me to see more details of her breast augmentation.

She has recently dropped a bit of weight and on an already slim frame, her implants look ridiculous. Her implants are too far apart. Her natural breasts were likely quite narrow and coupled with low body fat, implants like the ones she has now will never fool anyone. She needs smaller implants. I also wonder if her implants are hardening because her breasts don’t look very soft.

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

Audrina Partidge

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What's new at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/28/whats-new-at-awfulplasticsurgery-com/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/28/whats-new-at-awfulplasticsurgery-com/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:58:57 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=3823

What’s new at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com?


Michael Jackson's nose is missing?

Michael Jackson's nose is missing?


Hang on for a wild ride!

Watch Angelina Jolie morph
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/watch-angelina-jolie-morph/

Audrina stuffs her porno breast impants into a nice dress
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/audrina-stuffs-her-porno-breast-impants-into-a-nice-dress/

Michael’s nose is missing
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/michaels-nose-is-missing/

Congrats on the new breasts, Anna Faris
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/21/congrats-on-the-new-breasts-anna-faris/

Rich wife spent money to look like Lil Kim – no lie!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/20/rich-wife-spent-money-to-look-like-lil-kim-no-lie/

Heidi Fleiss – gee, its worse than we thought
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/18/heidi-fleiss-gee-its-worse-than-we-thought/

Separated at birth – Margot Kidder and Ali Lohan
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/17/separated-at-birth-margot-kidd-and-ali-lohan/

The Barbi Twins resurface
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/10/the-barbi-twins-resurface/

Michael Jackson had at least 20 different plastic surgeries!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/02/michael-jackson-had-at-least-20-different-plastic-surgeries/

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Audrina stuffs her huge breast implants into a nice dress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/audrina-stuffs-her-porno-breast-impants-into-a-nice-dress/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/25/audrina-stuffs-her-porno-breast-impants-into-a-nice-dress/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:03:55 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1330

Audrina Patridge stuffed her porn star sized breast implants into a pretty summer dress the other day and visited Comicon in San Diego. She can’t even try to deny have breast augmentation surgery, because her chest looks like a huge shelf hanging off a skinny body.


Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge

Is Audrina a bimbo now?
Has Audrina had a Hollywood bimbo makeover?

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Audrina dumped by Chris Pine after he tires of her new larger implants http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/06/17/audrina-dumped-by-chris-pine-after-he-tires-of-her-new-larger-implants/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/06/17/audrina-dumped-by-chris-pine-after-he-tires-of-her-new-larger-implants/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:23:28 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1271

Audrina was dumped by Chris Pine after he tired of her new larger breast implants. No, just kidding. But really, Audrina has gotten larger implants, perhaps to boost her value in Hollywood. I don’t think anyone with big chest enhancements can be taken seriously as an actress.




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The Strange Eyes of Audrina Patridge http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/12/22/the-strange-eyes-of-audrina-patridge/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/12/22/the-strange-eyes-of-audrina-patridge/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:06:34 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=910

Many tv viewers of the reality show, The Hills, think Audrina Patridge has strange eyes. If you google, ‘Audrina’s eyes‘, you find search results like these:

Is it just me, or does it seem like Audrina’s eyes are always looking upwards? I’m not sure how to explain it, but it seems like she never really LOOKS at the camera, sort of above it.

To me, Audrina would be pretty if I couldn’t see the whites of her eyes beneath her irises. In every picture I’ve ever seen of her, her expression looks all “duh” or something because of that.

All I see in Audrina is lazy eyes, big teeth and a huge underbite. She should dye her hair blonde to match her ditzy personality

And so on. What is wrong with Audrina’s eyes? Perhaps, she has strabismus, which is a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other; the eye muscles are uncoordinated and prevents that gaze of each eye to the same point in space. I believe that her eyes looks the way they do, because she is trying to focus her eyes and struggles with it. Check out the subject on Wikipedia.

The condition can be treated with a combination of eyeglasses or prisms, vision therapy, and surgery, depending on the underlying reason for the misalignment. Suddenly, Audrina’s eyes look normal, so I feel that she may have opted for the surgery.

Here’s a photoshop of her eyes looking strange and then morphed into something more pleasing.



Here’s what she looked like previously and how she appeared at an event last week. There is remarkable change in her eyes; they look focused.


Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge

Audrina looks better now. I think she may have had her upper teeth filed down and her upper lip plumped up a bit (thanks commenters). There are also pesky drug rumors plaguing Audrina; maybe she has quit whatever she was using (supposedly Aderall to stay thin) and no longer looks dopey in public.

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Audrina's Fake Breasts http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/26/audrinas-fake-breasts/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/07/26/audrinas-fake-breasts/#comments Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:45:31 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=548

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The best thing about Audrina Patridge’s breasts is that they don’t look bolted on. They merely look oddly spaced and strangely shaped when not covered. Perhaps, if she’d had a better plastic surgeon, her breasts would hang normally, instead of looking like they are running in opposite directions.

Someone people think that there is something weird about Audrina’s eyes, like she has an extra chromosome or some other mental defect, but the rumor around Los Angeles about her is that she is a heavy prescription drug user, in particular a fan of Adderall, which gives the user energy without them having to eat.

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