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Whoa! Jennifer Aniston is sporting some seemingly fat lips. They are almost in Angelina Jolie bee stung pout territory. Large lips do not suit her. because they do not match the rest of her square facial features.


Brooke Hogan’s breast implants have finally settled. When she first got them last year, they looked like pecs. By February this year, her breasts finally had some ‘hang’ to them, and now they have a very realistic looking sag to them. Kudos to her plastic surgeon.
Just when you thought Tara Reid couldn’t look worse, she shocks us all and hits a new low, with breasts that look saggier than your grandmother’s. Congrats, Tara! Her weight loss after getting her breast implants has caused her skin to sag all over her body, hence her chest looks worse than ever, sort of like someone who had huge breasts, but decided to get implants to ‘fill them out’ instead of getting a breast lift.

A few weeks ago, I posted a photo that showed actress Jennifer Garner with a small upper lips. I then received numerous emails saying that the picture had been photoshopped. So, I set on a quest for the truth about Jennifer Garner’s upper lip. This is what I found:

Do you see an upper lip? I do, but it in miniscule.
Since, the 80s, music video models have trended towards the plastic type woman who seems to have paid for all sorts of body alterations with a coupon. Dollicia Bryan is no exception. She has shown off her bulging fake breasts in many music videos, plus the cover of the men’s magazine King. Her breasts look pretty bad, because they don’t even have the tiniest bit of sag that might make you start to believe that her mammaries are real. They are hard and fake; their owner is still quite proud of them, nonetheless.

Jackie Zeman from the soap General Hospital looks like a muppet. She was rather attractive when she was younger and seems deperately trying to ‘hang on’ to what is left of her once good looks. Her lips are scary (I don’t believe her husband kisses those anymore; I heard she was divorced. Oh, I wonder why?) Having seen her in person, I can verify that she does look like senior citizen trying to look younger. If she pulls her facial skin any tighter, she’ll have no expressions left.

Howard Stern has fallen into a trap that many men who court and marry younger women usually do. He’s trying to look younger and in the process, has become more wizened looking. His chin looks small, his nose looks filed down, plus his skin is now super tanned, and his facial skin looks oddly craggy as if he’s had a failed face lift.
You be the judge. He is going for a “younger” look and failing.


Joe Biden think he looks good. We, the viewers, think he looks like he is going through a windtunnel although he is standing completely still. It is interesting that a well paid senator looks like he had discount plastic surgery.
It has already been established that no one can peel, pull, or cut their way back to looking like a hot 25 year old and it would be nice if Janice Dickinson would stop trying. She simply looks scary when she makes ‘model faces’, because her face it very frozen looking (too much botox?). Her chest does not even look remotely real. In the photo below, her boob looks like a giant ball implanted into her chest.

Elle MacPherson has a new modeling contract with cosmetics powerhouse Revlon. She is an interesting choice, because she is looking rather plastic lately. Yes, I know she is 44 years old, but up until 1996, she was still looking seriously cute.

Then, in 2006, she broke up with a boyfriend. Oh, no. So, then 2007 rolls around and look what the cat dragged in.

She is looking rather tired at a public event to promote a new product. Check out how squinty her eyes seem, plus the area under them looks tighter. Her nose also looks less rounded at the nostrils. What sort of upgrade is this supposed to be? Looks like a downgrade to me.
2008 is supposed to be a banner year for Elle. In addition to her line of lingerie began in 2006, she is endorsing a sunscreen product and has the big Revlon deal. Goodie for her bank account, but not so good for her face. She is looking hard (and being described as arrogant and “up herself” by interviewers)!

Wowser, look at those lips. Ms MacPherson has always been generously lipped, but her upper pucker looks uncomfortably filled to the brim. But at least her eye area looks more relaxed and settled in. Even a supermodel millionairess can’t have it all.