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Are those tennis balls in Chloe’s chest? Chloe Lattanzi is the eating disordered daughter of singer Olivia Newton John. She genuinely does look like she has had every part of her face operated on and she’s barely over 21. Her eyes, lips, nose, and cheeks all look ‘different’. An astute reader sent in this photo and it looks like Chloe has tennis balls stuck in her chest. Or maybe they could be badly oversized breast implants.
Z-list wanna be celebrity and red carpet parasite Phoebe Price has started to get even more desperate. An alert reader noticed that Phoebe now has a constantly surprised look and that her eyes are scarily pulled open. Great catch, gentle reader. Phoebe looks seriously wacky with her giant cheeks and ‘surprised’ look.
For those who don’t know the origins of Phoebe Price, here is an abbreviated bio. She is an Alabama heiress (yes, Alabama, her father owned a successful car dealership) who has dabbled in modeling and acting unsuccessfully (her biggest tv credit is from a 1994 episode of the X-Files where she played ‘customer with car’, which is essentially background work exaggerated as co-star level work; in Hollywood, that is considered resume padding). Her bio describes her as a ‘successful international model’, but she can’t be found on major fashion magazine covers like Vogue, Cosmo, etc or even the advertising pages of those glossy publications; basically, her successful modeling career in found exclusively in her head. Family money has allowed her hire a publicist and sashay her way on to a huge number of red carpets where no one has a clue about her claim to fame.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is proud of her excessive plastic surgery. She had her eyes done, her lips plumped to the point of exploding, rhinoplasty, a chin implants, and various face lifts. She looks very alien like at this point.
Brittany Murphy was one of those hot actresses of the early 2000s who seemed to have everything going for her. She was in movie after movie, dated a pre-Demi Ashton Kutcher, got engaged to her powerful agent and then seemed to vanish from the face of the earth.
What happened? Whatever it is, it is not pretty! Check out Britney’s weird lips. They really would look better on a member of the aquatic world.
It appears that beautiful Liv Tyler has fallen prey to the Hollywood curse of trout pout. Already posessing lovely bee stung lips, some Hollywood beauty peddler probably pressured Liv to ‘do something extra’ to her face so that they could make a few more bucks. I think Liv’s upper lip looks like a slug. Take this as a lesson, ladies, lip fillers are bad!
Katherine Harris (the scary looking Florida government official who was center stage during the election fraud of 2000) tries to turn back time. Back then, her face was very thin and lacked fat. More recently, her face is now youthfully filled out. But, she still looks weird because the facial fat does not look evenly distributed.
Do Susan Lucci’s breasts look fake to you? There is a certain individual circular shape to each breast and in photos, there is a circular roundness to them. You be the judge.
I suppose Natalie Imbruglia has her eye on some sort of career in Hollywood, because she’s now dyed her hair blonde. Yes, it looks okay on her, but coupled with her wacky chestnut filled cheeks, she looks like any other long time Hollywood resident – hard.
Its kinda hard to cheer for her when she looks like a bad caricature of herself.
Tara Reid insists on prancing around in a bikini even though her naughty bits look aged beyond her years. Today, Tara took an opportunity to speak with People magazine online about the blitzing she has taken from celebrity blogs over her plastic surgery fiasco and also took the opportunity to plug her clothing line which features clothing inspired by her moods (does it include the chemically induced ones too?).
Here is Tara exposing her weirdly wrinkled stomach. I genuinely think it is the result of overzealous liposuction, couple with excessive weight loss. I can remember looking at photos of her in 2001 and thinking, “This girl has no hips.” She’d probably had those liposuctioned off too.
Madonna is simply scary looking. Her hands reflect her true age. They look old and veiny. Madonna’s face waxen and stiff. Is she embalmed already?