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Michael Jackson had at least 20 different plastic surgeries!

thestaff — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:30:39 +0000

Michael Jackson had at least 20 different plastic surgeries according to one doctor who surmises that Jackson altered himself to ‘escape his sad childhood’. Among his surgeries were

eye reshaping
brow lift
6 rhinoplasty operations
cheek implants
cheek fat removal
lips thin
jaw implants
multiple facelifts

Tawny Kitaen and Melissa Gilbert separated at birth?

thestaff — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:50:41 +0000

Melissa Gilbert is to your left and Tawny Kitaen is to your right? Do they look separated at birth to you?

Donatella Versace - the long hidden before photo

thestaff — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:38:26 +0000

Donatella was mostly a mystery to the world before her designer brother’s death. Now, she is known as the head of Versace and for having an insane amount of plastic surgery on her nose and lips. Today, a photo of what she looked like in 1990 surfaced (thanks TMZ.com).

What a difference a million swipes of the plastic surgeon’s knife makes. New nose, rounder eyes, plumper lips, more prominent chin, veneers, etc.

Janice Dickinson has a Doppelgänger

thestaff — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:03:10 +0000

Janice Dickinson has a Doppelgänger in the UK. Her name is Huggy Ragnar and she needs to be banned from using lip fillers. Huggy is photographer and judge on the UK version of America’s Next Top Model. In her youth, Huggy was a model. (via Icelandic Fashist)

Plastic Surgeons Please Send Us Your Thoughts On Michael Jackson

thestaff — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:41 +0000

AwfulPlasticSurgery.com is looking for commentary from plastic surgeons on the different procedures performed on Michael Jackson as well as your thoughts on his mental suitability for getting procedures. Please send an email to media *** a ** t @ awfulplasticsurgery.com and we’ll publish your comments and site link.

Michael Jackson - the plastic surgery years

thestaff — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:11:58 +0000

Michael Jackson died this week. The public will never forget his great songs and performances. They will also remember him as an odd fellow who changed dramatically over the years.

First he had rhinoplasty. Then his lips became thinner. Next, his skin lightened, along with his chin changing shape. His nose kept changing shape and eventually cartilage from his ear had to be used to reconstruct its shape.

Over time, it was obvious that Michael was suffering from Body Dysmorphic Disorder and was becoming more of a recluse due to prescription drug addiction. He stopped appearing at events like the Grammys, socializing with other celebrities, and isolated himself at his Neverland Ranch, where his enablers kept him medicated as they fed off his dwindling riches.

Notice that cartilage was taken from Michael’s ear!

God bless Michael’s kids Prince Michael I, Paris and Prince Michael II and save them from the clutches of the greedy, dysfunctional Jackson Family and let them live with their godfather Mark Lester! Katherine didn’t protect Michael and she won’t protect these kids!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

thestaff — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:20:14 +0000

Michael Jackson has died. He has frequently been mentioned on this site due to his numerous plastic surgeries. Reports say that he died of a heart attack and that when the paramedics came to get him, there were prescription bottles scattered everywhere. I have no doubt that given his many, many plastic surgeries that he acquired a taste for painkillers, which when taken excessively, can cause death! I also believe he suffered very badly from Body Dysmorphic Disorder and received no help for it. Instead, he kept having plastic surgery, instead of healing his mind.

A video on Michael Jackson and his many plastic surgeries.

Would you change the face that got you a Vogue cover?

thestaff — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:44:30 +0000

Would you change the face that got you a Vogue cover? Actress Sofia Milos did. Before becoming an actress, she modeled in Europe and was featured on a foreign edition Vogue cover. What did she do after quitting modeling for acting? She shaved down her nose, which looked fine in the first place.

I think she may even have a chin implant.

Enough, Swoozie

thestaff — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:39:06 +0000

1. Too tight face lift - check

2. Can’t make facial expressions - check

3. Outrageously fake breast implants - check

You might remember Swoozie Kurtz from the tv show, Sisters, but not looking like a Spitting Image puppet.

Disgraced pageant winner busts out

thestaff — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:42:06 +0000

Below is Danielle Lloyd. She was once crowned Miss England before having her crown taken away in disgrace after it was discovered that she had been sleeping with one of the judges months prior to her winning the title. Classy, no? In a bid to stay in the press, Danielle has upgraded her naturally small breasts to some porn star sized D cup bosoms. Great, now she can compete against Kelly Brook for those naked bimbo movie roles.