Puffy lips will make Cannes go ga-ga for me!
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‘Dammit! I will make this acting thing work. I know that getting my lips plumped up for the Cannes red carpet (even though I don’t have a movie showing there) will get me all the attention I’ve ever wanted.’
- Phoebe Price, America’s 1 Famewhore
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Phoebe Price starts to look even weirder
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Z-list wanna be celebrity and red carpet parasite Phoebe Price has started to get even more desperate. An alert reader noticed that Phoebe now has a constantly surprised look and that her eyes are scarily pulled open. Great catch, gentle reader. Phoebe looks seriously wacky with her giant cheeks and ’surprised’ look.
For those who don’t know the origins of Phoebe Price, here is an abbreviated bio. She is an Alabama heiress (yes, Alabama, her father owned a successful car dealership) who has dabbled in modeling and acting unsucessfully (her biggest tv credit is from a 1994 episode of the X-Files where she played ‘customer with car’, which is essentially background work exaggerated as co-star level work; in Hollywood, that is considered resume padding). Her bio describes her as a ’successful international model’, but she can’t be found on major fashion magazine covers like Vogue, Cosmo, etc or even the advertising pages of those glossy publications; basically, her successful modeling career in found exclusively in her head. Family money has allowed her hire a publicist and sashay her way on to a huge number of red carpets where no one has a clue about her claim to fame.
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