AwfulPlasticSurgery.com » Kelly Bensimon http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com celebrity plastic surgery at its worst Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:57:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Kelly Bensimon’s new implants http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/02/28/kelly-bensimon-fixes-her-ugly-breast-implants/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/02/28/kelly-bensimon-fixes-her-ugly-breast-implants/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:43:47 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=2048

Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York showed off some pretty strange looking breast implants last year (her implants seemed stiff and too far apart – some observers said they looked like they were fighting each other). Last year, it was announced that she’d be appearing in the December 2009 issue of Playboy, which didn’t happen. Now, it appears that Kelly is scheduled for the March 2010 issue and when these recent photos of her appeared it was obvious why her appearance was pushed back. She’d had new implants put in. Her new implants look softer and are closer together.

Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon

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But where are Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy photos? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/26/but-where-are-kelly-bensimons-playboy-photos/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/26/but-where-are-kelly-bensimons-playboy-photos/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:47:31 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1845

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The December issue of Playboy that was supposed to have featured Kelly Bensimon is currently out and there is no sign of Kelly in the magazine. Could the rumor that Kelly was getting new breast implants be true? Hmmm.. She could definitely use a new pair.

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Just to refresh your memory, Kelly’s breasts really looked like pecs. They had the usual tell tale breast implants huge gap in between them…

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Kelly Bensimon neglecting to dress her age, you can see her undies here!

Kelly Bensimon neglecting to dress her age, you can see her undies here!

Kelly in October 2009 covering up her pec/implants

Kelly in October 2009 covering up her pec/implants

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Kelly Bensimon and her weird breast implants scheduled for Playboy http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/09/24/kelly-bensimon-and-her-weird-breast-implants-scheduled-for-playboy/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/09/24/kelly-bensimon-and-her-weird-breast-implants-scheduled-for-playboy/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:57:24 +0000 The Staff http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1543

In the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon announced that she was going to be in December Playboy. Kelly is known for her wonky breast implants which seem to have a mind of their own as seen below. Watch Real Housewives of New York online!

I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome

I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome

This is what Kelly will be showing off in Playboy.

I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore

I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore

The reaction online has not been kind to say the least.

I don’t know what’s going on between the two pieces of her bikini, but it ain’t right. And I fear it is going to give me the bad dreams.

Meh face? Check.
Awful plastic tits? Check.
Thick waist? Check.
“Hips” same width as waist? Check.

I’m missing why this is such a travesty: this is what Playboy’s been crapping out since the ’90s. The only difference is that this one is lumpier than most of the others pre-Photoshop.

She has the torso of an grizzled old truck driver.

Ok I’m not a man, but are there guys out there who honestly want to see this messed-up body? The world must have spun off its axis if this shit is for real.

That is a man-abdomen if I’ve ever seen one. The muscular thick around the middle is about as unattractive as the fat thick around the middle.

No wonder Playboy is circling the drain.

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Kelly Bensimon's breasts horrify the web http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/22/kelly-bensimons-breasts-horrify-the-web/ http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/22/kelly-bensimons-breasts-horrify-the-web/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:31:05 +0000 webmistress http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?p=1165

Kelly Bensimon is the most hated housewife on ‘Real Housewives of New York‘; on the show, she alternates between acting high on drugs, vapid, or just plain childish. Kelly clearly thinks she’s the hottest chick on the show. Well, some photos of her scary cleavage showed up today on the web, so I think her opinion is going to change. Her implanted breasts look like they are running away from each other. They look like saline implants, because there is some sag, but Kelly is a lean bodied woman. Hence, the implants cannot hide under breast fat and are obvious.




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