Soon honey, you’ll be plastic just like me

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“And just think, dear, if you keep it up you can someday look just like me!”

What a great way to instill confidence in your teen daughter. Get her botox to help fill in the ‘lines’ on her forehead. It is a fabulous way to say that beauty comes from the plastic surgeon and not from within.

UK mother, Margaret King, who has spent $90,000 on plastic surgery for herself, is encouraging her daughter Jodie to love plastic surgery. Nevermind that Jodie is only 18 and botox is not recommended for those under 30. Mommy bought her precious Jodie $2k in botox procedures.

What other delights await Jodie at the plastic surgery office? Mom Margaret has promised her rhinoplasty and breast implants when she turns 21!

The good people over at Fark.com are having a field day with this story!

My suggestion for Jodie would be hairline reduction surgery before any other alterations (I mean this in a nice way.) She may also want to get her Mom a psych eval, because how anyone can look at a teenager and see wrinkles is totally beyond me.


Marcia Cross looks frozen

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Marcia Cross looks frozen. Her mouth is smiling, but the rest of her face looks very unmoved by that smile. Her forehead is perfectly smooth, with not a trace of a crinkle or wrinkle. She’s in her early 40s, but has no lines under her eyes even when smiling.


Drugs and plastic surgery are bad, okay Tatum?

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Tatum O’neal resurfaced in the public eye yesterday after being arrested in a routine drug sweep with two bags of cocaine in her pocket. She unfortunately resurfaced with a very tight face! Wow, I was stunned at the tautness of her skin, especially around her eyes; the usual lines that a 40-something year old woman would have are very faint in Tatum’s case. There is something kabuki mask-like about her facial skin.

Take it as a lesson, people. Drugs and plastic surgery mixed together are bad!

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The Weird Renee Zellwegger

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It is not a good idea to do a publicity tour when your face is strangely frozen, but that does not seem to be stopping actress Renee Zellwegger. Her face soldiers on in a distorted manner when she tries to show joy by smiling; unfortunately, the her facial muscles do not move much. Can botox be too much of a bad thing?


Kidman’s Bodyguard Beats Up Photographer

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Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard, David Garris, beat up a photographer last week. You can read the whole story, along with videos and photos, at Flynetonline.com, click here. On this site, Kidman is best known for looking like she has had literally every body part surgically altered (rhinoplasty, browlift, breast implants, the list is pretty endless).

If you watch the video on the site, it looks like David Garris actually pulls into an alley of some sort in order to stop his car, get out, and beat up the guy, so that it could not really be seen in plain view. This guy is a professional bodyguard (trained in hurting people) and that action is a pretty good indicator that the beat down was premeditated.


Alyssa Milano: Wild On Botox

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How can you tell someone is using botox? Their face takes on a lovely waxen sheen. Plus, there is no crinkling around their eyes or mouth when they smile.


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