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Playboy Model Bolt Ons

The Staff — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:37:31 +0000

Playboy Model Doris Mar

Doris Mar was the unlucky beneficiary of some very large implants. She has tiny proportions and should have gotten smaller accessories. But alas, the gigantic breasts did garner her a Playboy cover (artfully airbrushed, of course).

Doris Mar on the cover of Playboy

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The Worst Socialite Boob Job

The Staff — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:52:57 +0000

Amy Lumet is the clear winner in the ‘Worst Socialite Boob Job’ category. (Her dad is famous director Sidney Lumet and her grandmother is legendary singer Lena Horne.)

My verdict? Her implants are too large for her frame and too high up on her ribcage. She likely went to a doctor who gave her the huge breast implants she wanted instead of a smaller, more suitable set.

Amy Lumet and her giant almost square breasts

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Why do some women have such a large gap between their breast implants?

The Staff — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:54:48 +0000

Model with large gap between breasts

Why do some women have such a large gap between their breast implants? The space between breasts is determined by the size of the rib cage. Of course, all women have a space between their breasts, but for those with large rib cages, it is more of a large gap. When breast implants are thrown into the mix, the problem can be exacerbated if the implants are not placed very carefully in the chest (the implant incisions have to be made in a way that prevents the implant from drifting to the side towards the implant).

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Amy Winehouse shows off her implants

The Staff — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:23:17 +0000

Amy Winehouse
, after wrecking her body with drugs, alcohol, and poor nutrition, added a set of breast implants to her super skinny, almost skeletal frame about a year ago. Yesterday, while looking a bit out of it, she chose a frock which did a poor job of containing them and seemed unaware that her breasts had been unleashed.

Amy’s a small girl, she should have gotten implants under the muscle, these don’t look real when outside of clothing. Poor thing.

Amy Winehouse models her breast implants

Her implants are perfect round circles.

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Ha ha ha, MTV reality contestant bursts breast implant

The Staff — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:12:00 +0000

Shauvon Crying Over Burst Implant

I stopped watching MTV reality shows several years ago when they turned into nude softcore porn shows, but unfortunately the network is still churning them out and in the most recent Real World Road Rules Challenge, a trashy looking bottle blonde is reduced to tears after bursting one of her breast implants after belly flopping into the water. Anyone who gets breast implants is told not to perform dangerous stunts like belly flopping into water from a great height.

Watch her whine below.

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Kelly Bensimon and her weird breast implants scheduled for Playboy

The Staff — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:57:24 +0000

In the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon announced that she was going to be in December Playboy. Kelly is known for her wonky breast implants which seem to have a mind of their own as seen below.

I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome

This is what Kelly will be showing off in Playboy.

I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore

The reaction online has not been kind to say the least.

I don’t know what’s going on between the two pieces of her bikini, but it ain’t right. And I fear it is going to give me the bad dreams.

Meh face? Check.
Awful plastic tits? Check.
Thick waist? Check.
“Hips” same width as waist? Check.

I’m missing why this is such a travesty: this is what Playboy’s been crapping out since the ’90s. The only difference is that this one is lumpier than most of the others pre-Photoshop.

She has the torso of an grizzled old truck driver.

Ok I’m not a man, but are there guys out there who honestly want to see this messed-up body? The world must have spun off its axis if this shit is for real.

That is a man-abdomen if I’ve ever seen one. The muscular thick around the middle is about as unattractive as the fat thick around the middle.

No wonder Playboy is circling the drain.

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Celebrity girlfriend perks – new breasts!

The Staff — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:24:43 +0000

What do you give the woman that helped you destroy your first marriage? Why, new breasts of course! Your sweetie has to be just as hot as her beauty pageant queen sister, who is also Miss USA. America, meet One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murray’s long suffering fiance, Kenzie Dalton!

Kenzie Dalton and her new breasts

Kenzie is a tiny person. The big C cups were not going to fit in this case and just look plain uncomfortable. The ripple is very visible and it is obvious she got them too big.

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Jesus loves breast implants!

The Staff — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:54:34 +0000

Omarosa from the reality show ‘The Apprentice’ has decided to go back to school to study religion. Hallelujah. I assume the various breast implants she acquired in succession (a larger size each time!), didn’t give her the career boost she desired.

Omarosa's Ugly Breast Implants

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