Bad Breast Augmentation Archive

Doris Mar was the unlucky beneficiary of some very large implants. She has tiny proportions and should have gotten smaller accessories. But alas, the gigantic breasts did garner her a Playboy cover (artfully airbrushed, of course).

Amy Lumet is the clear winner in the ‘Worst Socialite Boob Job’ category. (Her dad is famous director Sidney Lumet and her grandmother is legendary singer Lena Horne.)
My verdict? Her implants are too large for her frame and too high up on her ribcage. She likely went to a doctor who gave her the huge [...]

Why do some women have such a large gap between their breast implants? The space between breasts is determined by the size of the rib cage. Of course, all women have a space between their breasts, but for those with large rib cages, it is more of a large gap. When breast implants [...]

Amy Winehouse
, after wrecking her body with drugs, alcohol, and poor nutrition, added a set of breast implants to her super skinny, almost skeletal frame about a year ago. Yesterday, while looking a bit out of it, she chose a frock which did a poor job of containing them and seemed unaware that her breasts [...]

I stopped watching MTV reality shows several years ago when they turned into nude softcore porn shows, but unfortunately the network is still churning them out and in the most recent Real World Road Rules Challenge, a trashy looking bottle blonde is reduced to tears after bursting one of her breast implants after belly flopping [...]

In the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon announced that she was going to be in December Playboy. Kelly is known for her wonky breast implants which seem to have a mind of their own as seen below. Watch Real Housewives of New York online!
This is what Kelly [...]

What do you give the woman that helped you destroy your first marriage? Why, new breasts of course! Your sweetie has to be just as hot as her beauty pageant queen sister, who is also Miss USA. America, meet One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murray’s long suffering fiance, Kenzie Dalton!
Kenzie is a tiny person. [...]

Omarosa from the reality show ‘The Apprentice’ has decided to go back to school to study religion. Hallelujah. I assume the various breast implants she acquired in succession (a larger size each time!), didn’t give her the career boost she desired.