How to ruin a perfectly good set of breasts

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How to ruin a perfectly perfect set of breasts.. take a note from Italian actress Ornella Muti. Get bad implants that cause something called ‘breadloafing’ (i.e. over-dissection of the tissues in the cleavage area). Wear low cut dress. Horrify the world.



Crazily, this woman has lived with a plastic surgeon since 1997.

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Tori does it again

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Buxom beauty Tori Spelling does it again and shows off her concave chest deformity. Interestingly, this problem can be fixed by a surgeon, but apparently Tori has not explored this option. She got her first set of implants during season 2 of the original Beverly Hills 90210 and the deformity was much less prominent. I wonder if the larger implants she now has made the deformity more visible. Nonetheless, I wonder why the plastic surgeon did not fix the indent in her chest before putting in implants.

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New scary implants from Germany

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Here are a new pair of scary breast implants straight from Germany. Above is porn star Annina and she has been placed in the Big Brother Germany house to ’spice’ things up. Her implants are horribly oversized and do not even look remotely realistic. They look painful actually. Scarily, she has already had sex while in the house. I hope she did not smother her partner.

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Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?

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Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square? Just ask exotic dancer Coco.



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Did she buy them at Walmart?

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Did she buy them at Walmart? I am not impressed with the breast implants of Miss California – USA Carrie Prejean. They look like the requisite stripper bolted on orange halve breasts. Not a good look when you are competing in a national beauty pageant, but a great look for amateur night at your local strip club. Supposedly, the state committee for Miss California – USA bought them for her; my question is,’Did they use a coupon?’


Carrie Prejean breast implants

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Gulianna’s Fakes!

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Gulianna from the E! Network has been hiding some secrets – two, in fact. Her breasts are fake. Had she not worn a low cut dress and shown off some cleavage, I wouldn’t have guessed. Here, it is easy to see the breast implants stuck to her chest. Her original size must have been very small, because her implants do not look like real breasts when seen uncovered. If people can tell that your breasts are fakes, then you’ve got a bad boob job.

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Sharon Stone gets nailed

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The Superficial described super cranky actress Sharon Stone in a recent article as having, ‘Dolly Parton on meth’ and goes on to say:


She’s always denied having implants, but when you drop this much weight and your chest looks bolted on for dear life, there’s no hiding it.

I’ve thought that her breasts looked fake for years. Take a look at this topless 2005 Sharon Stone picture. Her breasts look round and full, but have no ‘hang’ to them and she is far from a young nymph in that picture.

My advice is for her to gain at least 10 to 15 pounds or go for small ‘enhancements’. Until then, she’s in the ‘bad boob job’ category. Breast implants can look fabulous if you have the body fat to cover the implants.

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Whitney Houston – I love my stripper breast implants

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By the looks of things, Whitney Houston
loves her stripper breast implants. Otherwise, why would she wear a dress that shows off their fakeness so prominently? Rumor has it that Whitney had her face ‘refreshed’.





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Bethenny Frankel has some ugly breast implants

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Bethenny Frankel, another Bravo reality tv ’star’, has hideous breast implants. Her breasts do not even look remotely realistic and look bolted on. She got enormous implants that do not suit her (unless she decides to go for that porn career to get more attention). Check out the ripples they cause on her chest.

A few blogs have noted her scary breast implants. Living In Narnia sarcastically calls them ’supple’. Candy Kirby describes them as ‘lumpy orbs’.




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A scary breast implant photo

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The US does not have the lock on people who are only famous because they take off their photos in men’s magazines. Aja is one such type who is also featured on celebrity reality shows overseas. Here, she is with Tommy Lee and half of her breast is visible. It looks it has capsular contracture. This happens when the body forms tissue around a foreign object in the body.



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