Disgraced pageant winner busts out

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Below is Danielle Lloyd. She was once crowned Miss England before having her crown taken away in disgrace after it was discovered that she had been sleeping with one of the judges months prior to her winning the title. Classy, no? In a bid to stay in the press, Danielle has upgraded her naturally small breasts to some porn star sized D cup bosoms. Great, now she can compete against Kelly Brook for those naked bimbo movie roles.


Huge implants look bad on skinny girls

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Huge breast implants look awful on skinny girls. Eat some cheeseburgers, Holly!


Holly Madison
Holly Madison

My guess is that her implants are silicone and not saline, because they have no sag at all.


Rhona Mitra - Yes, they’re fake

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Denise Richards comes clean on her breast implants

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Finally, Denise Richard, who has spent the majority of her career trading on her looks, admits that she has had plastic surgery when it has been blatantly obvious for years due her changing breast sizes. She had her first pair when she was 20 and since most people that age are not rolling in money, they weren’t the best looking in the world. In fact, they looked quite fake (if you watch the film ‘Wild Things’ you’ll notice that they are huge, but don’t have the correct amount of sag so that they look real). She says the second set was a bit better and credit the third doctor for ‘getting it right’. Agreed.




Jordan’s breasts look ridiculous

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Jordan’s breast implants look horrid in normal clothing. They definitely appear fake and bolted on.



If you think that is bad, check out her nipples!


How to ruin a perfectly good set of breasts

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How to ruin a perfectly perfect set of breasts.. take a note from Italian actress Ornella Muti. Get bad implants that cause something called ‘breadloafing’ (i.e. over-dissection of the tissues in the cleavage area). Wear low cut dress. Horrify the world.



Crazily, this woman has lived with a plastic surgeon since 1997.


Tori does it again

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Buxom beauty Tori Spelling does it again and shows off her concave chest deformity. Interestingly, this problem can be fixed by a surgeon, but apparently Tori has not explored this option. She got her first set of implants during season 2 of the original Beverly Hills 90210 and the deformity was much less prominent. I wonder if the larger implants she now has made the deformity more visible. Nonetheless, I wonder why the plastic surgeon did not fix the indent in her chest before putting in implants.


New scary implants from Germany

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Here are a new pair of scary breast implants straight from Germany. Above is porn star Annina and she has been placed in the Big Brother Germany house to ’spice’ things up. Her implants are horribly oversized and do not even look remotely realistic. They look painful actually. Scarily, she has already had sex while in the house. I hope she did not smother her partner.


Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?

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Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square? Just ask exotic dancer Coco.




Did she buy them at Walmart?

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Did she buy them at Walmart? I am not impressed with the breast implants of Miss California - USA Carrie Prejean. They look like the requisite stripper bolted on orange halve breasts. Not a good look when you are competing in a national beauty pageant, but a great look for amateur night at your local strip club. Supposedly, the state committee for Miss California - USA bought them for her; my question is,’Did they use a coupon?’


Carrie Prejean breast implants


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