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Nicole Scherzinger - More Porn Star than pop star

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger

With the failure of her debut solo album, Nicole Sherzinger has found her way back to her home base - the Pussycat Dolls. She also appears to have found herself a pair of very obvious chest enhancements that cannot be attributed to a 'great bra'. Nicole looks like a porn star - at least of the high class variety.

Marissa Miller - Yes They Are Fake

One of the biggest myths ever in my opinion is regarding the status of model Marissa Miller's chest. I genuinely believe her breasts are fake. Why? They have that shiny look that all breast implants have due to the silicone bags inside. Then there are older photos of Marissa where her breasts look smaller. Her breasts look huge now. (I think that her huge chest is one of reasons she models for little else besides Victoria's Secret.)

Heidi Montag's Fun Bags Settle

It looks like Heidi Montag's breast implants have settled in. They look less bolted on. The fact that her breast implants are large work in her favor, because their heaviness gave them more gravity and a better chance at settling in. Heidi is very lucky that her body did not reject implants, because it would not have been pretty.

Vote on Whitney Houston's breasts!

What do you think of Whitney Houston's breasts? Are they appealing to you? Or do you hate their fakeness?

I hate Whitney Houston's breast implants

I hate Whitney Houston's breast implants. They look bulbous, strange, and out of place on a tall lean woman. The fact that she likes to show them off whenever possible makes them even worse. She must be the only person who can't see that it looks like she has orange halves stuffed under her skin.

Another man with breast implants

Jesse Metcalfe looks like he has pec implants. Yes, there are such a thing. This is what they look like, click here.

Check out the before and after photos. Look at the way his chest looks when he lays back. When he was natural, his chest fell to the side. Now, it stays on top of his chest. It definitely looks like he has pec implants.

Mary J Blige - Really Fake Looking Boobs

What happens when you get breast implants and then lose weight? People can see the implants more easily. Breast augmentations look best on women with a good amount of skin to cover the implants.

Bianca Gascoigne really thinks her breasts look real

Do you think that Bianca Gascoigne's breasts look real? The British spoiled rich girl is the step-daughter of soccer player Paul Gascoigne. She admitted in an interview that she had her breasts enhanced from A cup for a 34 C.

Bianca is a small framed girl. Her implants look like medium sized peaches stuck under her skin.

Can you drive a truck through these? Part 2

Gaby Spanic is a soap star in her native Latin America. Now, she is trying to make it in the US. My first suggestion is that she get rid of the breast implants that have a huge gap between them. You could drive a truck through those. Huge, obviously augmentated breasts make you look cheap!

Scary Boobs Diagnosis

Dr Anthony Youn of SkinoftheStars.com offered a suggestion on the condition of woman's breasts:

That photo you put up with the odd looking breasts is symmastia. That is the result of the space between the breasts becoming violated. Basically the breast pocket from one breast connects with the pocket of the other breast. It allows one implant to literally move from one breast to the other. It looks like someone may have tried to fix it, resulting in her odd appearance!

Wow, let's hope that she gets help soon.

Kardashian Mom Put On Blast!

Wow! Her breasts almost look real!

This is funny and random, but a commentator on the VH1 blog site put the very plastic Mom of Kim Kardashian on blast! Her name is Kris Kardashian and she manages Kim and her sisters. I think she's the one who wanted to do porn (remember how her plastic boobs were hanging out of her top when she took Kim to the Playboy mansion?). Anyway, this is what was written:
kris…
what happened to you?… No taste…
Rob’t K. would be so ashamed,,, have you not thought of that?
Dad would hate this. Granted, your mother has turned out to be a liar, and a cheater, but I really thought YOU had morals. You have so disappointed me. Let your daughters have a NORMAL life…. at least the little ones.
Obviously the older girls will do whatever you want them to do…
so do something good, something civic minded,, something that the rest of the world will NEVER know about…. that’s the good thing to do. (do you even understand that anymore????).

Have a good nights sleep, Kris, thinking what Robert, Dad and your friends really think about you. The only person who might approve…. is your MOTHER.

It is weird how the whole family likes plastic surgery. Even step-dad Bruce Jenner has had work done, click here. In fact, it is even mentioned in his E! True Hollywood Special.

Daisy Fuentes' boobs look fake

I've always thought there was something weird about Daisy Fuentes' upper half. It always seemed to look wrong on her. She already has a wide rib cage and her boobs seemed to stick out from it at an unflattering angle. Her breasts have the usual implant weird gap in between.

Cyclops Breasts

Sometimes, breast implant surgery goes terribly wrong as in the case of the lady above (her name is Allaura Sweet). I'm not sure what this complication is called, but obviously, her breast augmentation was not successful. Two common breast augmentation complications are double bubble (The implant diameter exceeded the native fold's ability to stretch to accommodate the larger implant diameter.) and capsular contraction (This is when the body reacts by forming a lining of tissue around it called the capsule. In some cases the capsule begins to shrink, squeezing the implant that it surrounds.)

If anyone has any clue about what went wrong medically here, email me at media ** at ** awfulplasticsurgery dot com

Just when you thought Madonna had run out of plastic

Just when you thought Madonna had run out of plastic, scarily, she has not. Look at how hard her breasts look. She has always sported a modestly somewhat large B cup, but now she's gone for the large implants that pole dancers enjoy. Her breasts look hideously fake and misshapen.

Megan Fox - real or fake?

I, personally, believe that they are fake. Her breasts appear to sit up just a tad too high. Also, given the fullness of her breasts, they do not hang enough. Simply put, they are too perky for their large size.

Also, after viewing this photo, I became suspicious of Megan's breasts. They look like halved oranges attached to her chest.

Jenn Sterger - When did looking like a stripper become a good thing?

Jenn Sterger is known as the busty Florida State student who wears sexy clothes to her school's football games. One can only look at her and wonder - When did looking like a stripper become a good thing? Why do girls her age aspire to get attention with their looks instead of their skills? Why did she buy breast implants at such a young age? Why did her parents allow it?

Watch the video below as Jenn talks about how she, not her parents, bought her breast implants as a graduation 'gift' and that they were cheaper than a car (they cost $11,000)

New growth for Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones is the luckiest woman in the world (besides having a mega rich husband in Michael Douglas). She looks to have experienced perky new chest growth despite having given birth to two children. Her boobs look full and lush. What a lucky girl.

Jennifer Walcott has a stalker

Model Jennifer Walcott has a stalker named Edson Diaz and he has been charged with harassing her over the internet using MySpace. She's a pretty girl, but her breasts are a wreck. They just do not look real. Its as if someone took a cantaloupe, cut it in half and shoved the halves in her chest. She must've had mosquito bite sized breasts prior to breast augmentation surgery.

Anyway, here is a photo of the guy who was harassing her on MySpace. He sent messages containing racial slurs at her and threatened to beat her.

This is a link to the Myspace page of Edson Diaz.

Read more, click here.

Kim Stewart's Implants Are Scary

This is Kim Stewart, the daughter of rock star Rod Stewart. She has scary implants. They look like eggs or something, and that is not hot (as her friend Paris Hilton would say). Her implants look uneven. What does that mean? One of the implants may have ruptured.

Her breasts also look hard. That is called capsular contracture, which is when the formation of scar tissue around an implant is too tight.

Spencer's Sister Has A Stripper Boob Job

Check out the fake looking breasts of Spencer's sister, Stephanie, click here. You'll need to scroll down to see her seemingly huge silicone implants. If Spencer's family is so well to do, why would they allow their daughter to get such a cheap looking 'accessories'? She has the most fake looking set of breasts in Hollywood.

Oh, wait a minute, I just found out the Stephanie is an ex-criminal, so I guess that explains everything. She had some issues in the past with drugs and thievery.

Are all the Kardasians made of plastic?

Are all the Kardasians made of plastic? Here is Kourtney Kardasian showing off what looks like a very fake pair of breasts at the beach. She is Kim 'butt implant and heaven knows what else' Kardasian's sister and the step-daughter of Bruce Jenner. Do any of these Kardasian girls have jobs outside of going to parties, making sex tapes, and pretending that they really work at the clothing store they own in Calabasas (yeah, I bet you thought their store was in Los Angeles, but it is one hour outside the city)?

Ok, here is the inside dirt on Kim's alleged sex tape. It actually sold poorly. Why? There is very little sex in it. If you saw the clip online where Kim is face down on the bed (wearing a bra!) with Ray J on top of her, then you saw the best part of the tape. Most of it is just Kim scantily clad talking about her life. How exciting!

Ugly Breast Implants Newscaster Sues Hustler

She's suing Hustler!

Ugly breast implants owner, Catherine Bosley, is suing Hustler Magazine by claiming photographs of her published in the February 2006 issue of Hustler constitute copyright violation (Shouldn't people be suing her for causing eye injury after looking at her hideously fake chest?). Bosley wants $1 million dollars plus $150k for each photo of her published in addition to attorneys fees. Good luck, Catherine, you'll need it. Larry Flynt loves court battles and I do not believe that you will ever see a dime from him. Read more about the case at AVN.com.

Meet Bianca Gascoigne

Meet Bianca Gascoigne (I'll bet you thought she was British glamour model Jordan). Bianca is a big breasted daughter of a legendary british football player. She parlayed her family name and connections into countrywide fame in the UK by enhancing her chest from a mere A cup side to a massive D cup. Not a good move in my opinion. She looks like a porn star and a cheap one at that. Many young girls who opt for bigger breasts, usually do not opt for soccer ball sized upgrades. Alas, Bianca probably lusts for attention, so big bowling balls breasts are an excellent solution.

Skeletor With Breast Implants

A nice reader sent us this photo. It is apparently a female (I think) of a certain age with some very very saggy implanted breasts. Breast implants do not look good inside a chest that has already been ravaged by age. A breast lift was definitely in order, in this case, before breast implants were put in place. Scary!

Barbie Boobs Can't Save A Marriage

Tracy Edmonds appears to have added some rather large assets to her chest (breast augmentation anyone?) Lol. Eddie still dumped her two weeks after their commitment ceremony. Remember ladies, stripper breast implants are not the key to happiness nor relationship longevity.

Another Skinny Mini With Stripper Breast Implants

Eddie Murphy's ex wife decided to install some new, um, improvements judging from these photos. Unfortunately, they are stripper sized and just look trashy. She is tall and thin; a smaller, more realistic would have looked much better. Now, she just looks like a very thin woman with grapefruits shoved in her chest. Yippee, go Nicole.

Why ruin a pair of perfect breasts?

Why ruin a perfect pair of breasts? Apollonia (she played Prince's love interest in Purple Rain) now has a pair of stripper breasts. They look too large for her frame and just make her appear cheap. I did hear that she had been living in Las Vegas for a few years, so maybe that is the reason for the tacky showgirl breast implant look.

Top Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

Top 10 Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

Body Philosophy counts down the top ten worst celebrity boob jobs.

Awful Plastic Surgery all stars Tori Spelling, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, and Lil Kim make the list!

Beyonce's Inflated Chest

Beyonce's chest looks inflated! When she started out, the largest thing on her was her rear end. Now, she is spilling out of her dress (which looks quite trashy by the way, Mummy must have made it). Her breasts look enormous and Beyonce, if you look at the photo on the left, was once quite a small breasted girl. With the way her larger bosoms being pushed out of her clothing, I'm almost wondering if she is going to starting shimmying into a riqsue burlesque routine.

Why does her chest suddenly look so large? Could it be weight gain? Could she be pregnant (I'll bet her daddy/manager would love that!)? Or could it be breast implants? Of course we all know that celebrities are naturally beautiful creatures who do not require assistance from a plastic surgeon.

Kelly Rowland Has Some Very Fake Looking Boobs

What is that I see? A sliver of plastic boob? Oh no. I think that fake boobs on very skinny women look bad, because they do not have enough body fat to cover the implant adequately so that they appear real. Thin women should get small breast implants that fit their frame.

Ciara and the stripper boobs

Is it my imagination or do Ciara's breasts look like bolt on stripper / porn star breasts? They are totally round and do not have a natural hang. In the photo on the right, she is lying on her side, therefore, her breasts should be smushed together instead of spaced apart.

I suppose stripper appeal is a fantastic way to boost record sales.

(via mediatakeout.com)

Lovely Lady Lumps For Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman appears to have acquired lovely lady lumps where there were none before! Her breasts look strange and are aligned unevenly. Did she pay for those with a coupon/ Or worse yet, did she go to the same doctor as Tara Reid? Bigger breasts are not for everyone Nicole.

Bolt-ons for Hilary Duff

As if the much hated horse teeth and nose refinement were not enough, cute Hilary Duff has apparently added some bolt-ons to her chest. They do not maker look curvier, they just look like oranges stuffed under her skin. Yuck! Take them out Hilary, breast augmentation is not for everyone.

Rihanna's Got New Boobs

Did Rihanna really hurt her leg? Or is the hurt leg just a ruse to draw attention away from her now burgeoning chest? She's the oranges stuffed under her chest where it used to be rather flat! Oh well, the 'I hurt my leg' story sure didn't distract anyone away from her new round breasts.

Why does Nicollette Sheridan have a weird dent in her chest?

Why does Nicollette Sheridan have a weird dent in her chest? What is it? Did she have symmastia and then have it repaired? Or is it something congentinal?

Also, does she pay people to post flattering things about her on IMDB.com?

Bolt ons for Ann Coulter?

Did Ann Coulter get breast implants? Look at the photo above and click on this link to a photo on her website. Her chest is sticking out majorly!! Why didn't she spend a few bucks on her face too?

Look at Scary Spice's Breasts Grow

Look At Them Grow!!

Scary Spice's breasts have grown tremendously since her Spice Girl days of the late 90s. Her once average since chest has sprouted porn star sized breasts that look huge (If I didn't know she was a singer, I'd look at her and assume 'stripper') Its not such a bad thing, the enhanced chest landed her into the bed of a major movie star (Eddie Murphy) and produced a huge payday in the form of her new baby, Angel. Her two likely silicone mounds have been a worthwhile investment!

Jodie Sweetin showing off her breast implant scar

via TMZ

There are many ways to insert breast implants during an augmentation surgery. Various entry points are the armpits, under the breast, through the nipple, and through the navel. Jodie Sweetin (yup, that once cute girl from the tv show 'Full House') had hers put in through the armpit. Check out that scar on her left side.

p.s. Jodie, stop posing like a skank in public! Stay off the meth, you look like a junkie!

See more Jodie at TMZ.com

Tara's Chest Was Already Crooked

There has been a huge brouhaha about Tara Reid having a lopsided chest. Her chest has been lopsided from some time, the photo on the left is from Feb 2006. Obviously, when she wears a bra, the problem is not noticeable. All women have some degree of breast asymmetry. Even when breasts are implants, the problem can still occur.

I do find it interesting that after what happened on the red carpet at the end of 2005, Tara Reid still walks down the red carpet bra-less at times. She has been exposed once and is yet again, 'exposed'.

Brooke Hogan's Boobs Look Like Pecs

I think Brooke Hogan's boobs look like chest pecs. Why? Because they are up too high. Just take a look.

If they are plastic, she needs to stay hidden until the breast implants drop and look natural.

She used to be quite flat chested, but now, she is much larger in the chest area. Is it late puberty or a visit to the plastic surgeon?

Victoria Beckham: Look at my half moons

Victoria Beckham is proud of her hard round boobs. She was showing them off at the Spice Girls reunion.

Take an upclose look at her unnatural breasts. Do they look real to you?

Jeremy Piven loves plastic

Jeremy Piven loves plastic... plastic boobs that is. His companion is sporting a pair of obviously fake breasts.

Victoria Beckham Franken-boob

Victoria Beckham has what looks like a scary Franken-boob. A fan of the site sent me this photo of her. If the photo is undoctored, then her breast looks hard and very fake. Breast enhancements do not look good on women who do not have enough skin and tissue to adequately cover the implant.

Beckham has the ugliest breasts in Hollywood. Kate Beckinsale apparently has rectified her situation.

Does Tommy Morrison have pec implants?

I was sent this tiny photo of boxer Tommy Morrison last week. The sender claimed Morrison had pec implants. Admittedly, Morrison's chest looks odd. There are two very obvious protusions on his chest that look more like breasts than pec muscles. There is a medical condition that causes a man to have breasts. It is called Gynecomastia. If he does have pec implants, it is interesting that he would risk plastic surgery which includes a risk of infection. Morrison is HIV positive and therefore already has a compromised immune system.

Busty Brooke Hogan

I think we are all familiar with Brooke Hogan from her family's VH1 reality tv show. Her 'overprotective' parents let her walk around looking like a three dollar hooker, but put a GPS system on her car when she goes out on a date with a 20-something guy. Talk about irony!!

Anyway, Brooke is looking more buxom these days as she tours the country trying to ignite her stillborn 'singing career'. She has gone from somewhat flat chested to smuggling some oranges in her top. Could it be a breast enhancement? You be the judge. Whatever it is, it just adds to her porn star look. She desperately needs a makeover.

The Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

This site has a list of 'The Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs', click here to view. The usual suspects are there (Victoria Beckham, Courtney Love, Pamela Anferson) along with some surprises like Janet Jackson and Ivanka Trump. Vivica gets the top spot for worst celebrity boob job, which I disagree with. In my opinion, Victoria Beckham has the worst breast implants, because hers look like orange halves attached to her chest. Do you think Vicki will hate me for writing this? Probably, so let's make fun of her breasts some more, click here or here.

The site also offers a peak at the gross right nipple of Pamela Anderson, which looks oddly placed and weathered (I suppose multiple breast implant surgeries will do that to you).

Reality TV Star Get Porn Star Boobs

Heidi Montag, who lives with Lauren Conrad on the reality tv show 'The Hills', just got huge porn star breasts. They are quite the contrast to the petite breasts she had previously. Supposedly, Heidi is working on an album with David Foster; I guess her new iflatables will give her career a 'lift'. In my opinion, they look super slutty and trashy on such a small girl. She looks more like she is getting ready to release a sex tape than a debut album.

Salma Hayek's Porn Boobs

Salma Hayek is known for her voluptuous figure, but I'll bet you didn't know her breasts were not always so large. When she was starting out, they were much smaller than they are now. She now has big porn star breasts and they are much too large for her petite frame.

Ffion Hague Gives Herself Away

Ffion Hague, wife of British politician William Hague, gives herself away in the photo on the above right, by wearing a sheer boouse that shows off her seemingly bolted on breasts. In the before photo, her breasts are smaller and closer together. In the after photo, they look like small baseballs with a sizeable gap in between. It does look like she has had some breast augmentation of dubious quality. The size of the breast implants are wrong for her frame. Perhaps middle age made her opt for the porn star sized augmentation.

Ivanka Trump's Breast Migrates

An alert reader notified us that Ivanka Trump's right breast is migrating towards her armpit. What sort of disorder might cause this affliction? Badly placed breast implants, a chest tumor gone wild, what is going on? The nice thing is that Ivanka has enough money to thoroughly investigate this strange phenomenon happening on her chest.

How do you know your breast implants are hideous?

How do you know that your breast augmentation surgery was unsuccessful? When your breasts looked bolted on like Victoria Silverstedt's! They look bolted on and hard. Another indication is having a cavern like area between your breasts. It just doesn't look good.

Vivica A Fox Shows Off Her Weird Boob

In this photo, you can clearly see what looks like concealer makeup on breast of actress Vivica A. Fox. Not only that, her breast looks somewhat deformed. Could this be breast implantation gone awry? I don't know, but maybe she should have worn something that covers the whole fiasco.

PerezHilton.com uncovers further interesting evidence in the folds of her cleavage.

Lindsay Lohan's Incredible Shrinking Breasts

The mystery of Lindsay Lohan's shrinking breasts has already been explored, but further revelations (courtsey of Lindsay's stylist) show that not only do her breasts appear smaller, there is a small weird dent under one of her boobs (Does the other one have a dent? Maybe photos shot from the other side will surface.) Could the origins of this odd scarring be surgical in natural? Hmmmm..

Busted: Marissa Miller

Should breasts stay firm and point upward when a woman lies on her back? Nooooo. Is fashion model Marissa Miller a rare exception to this rule or is there something suspicious going on in her chest area? I vote the latter.

Andie MacDowell's Rock Hard Boobs

Our friends over at The Superficial have noticed some rock hard fake looking breast implants on actress Andie MacDowell.

Are Beyonce's Breasts Fake?

Does Beyonce Knowles of Destiny's Child have breast implants? Her breasts are looking suspiciously round like halved oranges in this photo sent to us by a concerned fan.

Hunter Tylo and her shelf boobs

By popular demand, I present to you soap actress, Hunter Tylo. Requests for her to be featured topped those of even Bree Walker. I don't believe that anyone besides Stevie Wonder would describe Hunter Tylo's seemingly enhanced bosoms as 'proportional'. Indeed, they jut out like a shelf and look strangely out of place on her small petite frame.

Hunter Tylo has always had lush lips, but now, they appear enormous.

Here's a letter from one viewer:

I am not a fan of soap operas, but the other day I was at a friend's house and she had on the Bold and the Beautiful. The scene that disturbed me the most was that of Hunter Tylo and what she has done to herself. She used to be very cute and in her earlier days hot. She know looks like a total freak.

The scene she was in was her on the beach with the guy who plays her love interest on the show. He is older and also looks like he partakes in a botox party or too, but Hunter looked ridiculous next to him. Her breasts are stripper (not that there is anything wrong with that) huge. She looks like she has the 20 year old porn stars breasts on her chest. She is older and should try to exude classiness since she is a well established soap actress, not geez I'm 50 years old I think that big hooters will help my career.

That is not the only thing freakish about her. Her face does not even look real, she looks like she has Joan Rivers/ Meg Ryan syndrome. Her face has been tightened and her lips have been blown up so much that she looks like her lips wrap all the way to the side of her face. The guards in front of Buckingham palace move more than her face did in the whole scene.

I also suspect a a tummy tuck., her stomach was very tight, but the bathing suit they had her in came up very high, like it was trying to hide something. I know that she has a few kids since she was the one who sued Aaron Spelling over her pregnancy issues and Melrose Place. Back when she wasn't a freak.

I wouldn't put leg lipo past her either. If someone screws with their face that much, just think about what she does to the parts that you can't see.

I also looked her up on a couple websites and they had photos of her before and she definitely has done something terrible to herself. Who ever did the surgeries should be arrested for second degree assault.

Jesse Jane Gets Dissected

Plastic surgeon Dr. John Di Saia dissects the breast implants of adult film star Jesse James.

"They look like high profile implants that always seem to look foreign in thin women with little soft tissue coverage. These implants 'stick out' too far. It is a shame as this woman is otherwise very pretty. It seems that she could use a downsizing and a modified breast lift.
The problem is that usually these women want to be larger which is not in their best interest in the majority of the cases. Of course, this assumes that she wants to look natural."

Visit the doctor's blog, Truth in Cosmetic Surgery.

Claire Sweeney

UK actress, Claire Sweeney, shows off the grand canyon between her breasts during a recent performance. When the base of a patient's unaltered breasts is not large and large breast implants are used during augmentation, the end result is typically that of halved grapefruit bolted on to the chest. Is that sexy? Nope.

Mariah Carey's Barbie Boobs

Who's breasts look more plastic? Mariah Carey's or Barbie's?

No one has ever bought a Mariah Carey album because of how she looks, so I don't see the need for her obvious alteration. Her breasts look fake, like to orange halves stuffed under the skin.

Katrina Campins Bolt Ons

When I saw 'Apprentice' cast off , Katrina Campins, in a popular men's magazine wearing a low cut bra that showed off strangely round shaped breasts, I was convinced that she'd has breast augmentation surgery. Now, I know its true after receiving this photo of Katrina experiencing a wardrobe malfunction during a Florida fashion show. You can clearly see what looks like a bolt on breast implant.

Does Britney Spears Have New Breasts?

Postscript: BRITNEY IS PREGNANT. OOPS, WE MESSED UP.

Does international superstar, Britney Spears, have new breasts? It looks like it. Remember, Britney recently returned to LA after spending four weeks in Louisiana ostensibly 'visiting her mother'. Its now looking like she was doing much more than that. See the photos.

Britney appears larger in the chest area than she did prior to her Louisiana vacation. This is likely all old hat for her, she knows the drill. Will this set turn out different than its possible predecessors? Most likely not, she doesn't have enough chest fat for them to look 'real'.

Lindsay Lohan - Inside Scoop

We found this fascinating Lindsay Lohan tidbit at DrunkenStepfather.com:

I HAVE A VERY CLOSE FRIEND WHO USED TO WORK AT MAXUMS (MERRICK, LONG ISLAND) AND LINDSEY AND HER FAMILY HAVE BEEN GOING THERE SINCE SHE WAS LITTLE. WELL FIRST THEY SAID SHE WAS VERY NICE UNTIL SHE DID "FREAKY FRIDAY" THEN SHE BECAME MISS DIVA AKA BITCH . THE FUNNY THING IS THAT SHE ANNOUNCES TO EVERYONE THAT HER BREASTS ARE REAL BUT THE DAY AFTER SHE GOT THEM DONE SHE CAME INTO THAT PLACE ALL DRUGGED UP AND GOT HER HAIR DONE. SHE WAS 17 WHEN SHE GOT HER BOOBS DONE. THEY ARE FAKE AND DON'T LET HER TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT.

Haaaaaaaa!

Jordan - Britain's Most Plastic Page 3 Girl

Jordan (aka Katie Price) started off as a petite breasted model with a gorgeous face. In recent years, she's increased her chest to giant proportions via huge fake plastic implants - she now wears an F cup. Let's she doesn't topple over.

Minnie Driver

Actress Minnie Driver showed off her new breast implants with their weirdly squared off inner corners. Many viewers compared her breasts to 'shiny round balls'.

Tonya Mitchell

Tonya Mitchell is a teen singing artist formerly managed by Justin Timberlake's mother. She is also the owner of some really hard round breast implants. Check them out in her swimsuit photo gallery.

More on Tara Reid's Bad Boob Job

Look closely at Tara's nipple. It looks totally stretched out and misshapen. Is that a complication from surgery? You betcha.

On a lighter note, one alert observer notes:

In another high-res photo from that night, you can totally see that the sides of her nostrils were very red. To me, this signifies activity that requires snorting. You'd think she could afford some concealer to mask it; but this is a woman who seems to have used a coupon to get a discount on her boob job.

Ok, how sauced was Tara Reid?

How drunk was Tara Reid on the red carpet? This is the second photo I've been sent of her with her scarred badly implanted breast hanging out! Apparently, there is a series of photos. She must've been three sheets to the wind not realize that half her chest was exposed. Maybe her chest has lost touch sensitivity since being implanted. There's more photos here.

Tara Reid's Implant Scar

Tara Reid decided to show off her breast implant scars at a recent party. Oddly enough, given her high financial status, she did not get a doctor that puts the implant in through the belly button so that there was no scarring. She got them put in through the nipple. How cheap.

Capsular Contracture for Jessica Simpson?

Why does Jessica's
right boob look so rounded and hard? Could it be capsular contracture? Capsular contracture occurs when the scar tissue or capsule that normally forms around the implant tightens and squeezes the implant.

Jessica's Fake Tits from another angle

Please stop emailing me that Jessica Simpson's breasts are 'real'. No they are not. When your breasts look like orange halves, they are silicone. Jessica would have been better off with the tear drop shaped implants instead of the round ones.

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Looking Really Fake

To all the people who like to argue that Jessica's ample bosoms are real, see the above photo. Those big balloons are obviously silicone filled. Look at how round they appear. At one time, JJessica Simpson's
breasts were 100% home grown, but after weight loss, they were left sagging. Now, obviously, they've been pumped.

Lil Kim's Balloons On Display

Airbrushing helps smooth out her facial weirdness, but her breasts still look like balloons.

Can You Drive A Truck Through These? You Betcha

Why are fake tits bad? When you don't have enough skin to hide the implants, there's going to be a big gap in the middle that you can drive a truck through. Paging Tara Reid.

Lindsay's Are Up To Her Neck

Do real breasts go up to your neck when you raise your arms? Noooo, they don't Lindsay!

Christina's Falsies Get A Work Out

Christina Aguilera's fabulously fake breasts get a work out during a recent show.

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani, lead singer of No Doubt, is currently sporting some perky medium size breasts. That means only one thing - this former A cup cutie has gotten implants. The horror. Flat girls who get implants never look good with them (unless they keep them covered up) because they don't have enough breast tissue to hide the outline of the implant.

Tara Reid's New Breasts

Tara Reid is sporting a pair of new breasts. Her new 'friends' fall into the category of awful because they are so obvious. Tara didn't opt for a modest breast augmentation, instead she went for the porn star look. Bad choice.

Yes, They're Fake

I don't think that real breasts look bolted to your chest, nor do they have a gap in between when you are standing up straight. So yes, Lindsay Lohan's breasts are fake! People under 18 should not get implants.

I'm Not A Little Girl, See I Have Fake Tits

Once again, the old adage, 'no one in Hollywood has their original body parts' is true; young Lindsay Lohan is currently sporting some very fake looking breasts. She's also looks like she had rhinoplasty sometime in the past 18 months. And she's not even 18 years old! Teens shouldn't have breast implants.

Vivica Fox: Cute Girl With Ugly Tits

Like Susan Ward, Vivica Fox has gotten breast implants. Unfortunately, they have hardened and now look like grapefruit halves stuffed in her chest.

Did Jessica Simpson Get Breast Implants?

Did Jessica Simpson
get breast implants? Her breasts look round and hard lately. Here are recent photos:

She got them fairly recently, after getting a breast lift about a year and a half ago. My suggestion is that she not wear any outfits that put pressure on her breasts because it makes them look fake.

The Ugliest Breasts In Hollywood

Pretty hair, pretty makeup, pretty dress, and ugly stretch marks on your chest from a bad boob job. Kate Beckinsale wins 'The Ugliest Breasts In Hollywood Award'. Those stretch marks on her breasts are pretty horrendous. There's not much of a natural hang or sag to them, the pair sit up too high on her chest.

Courtney Love's Scary Rippled Boobs

Courtney Love is back on the rampage. Before she was arrested this week, she went to Wendy's where she flashed patrons. This photo is an outtake from her 'excursion' and you can see that her implants have become so hard that they have made ripples in her skin. All together now, let's yell 'Ew, yuck, Courtney'. Hopefully, the courts will unfreeze her bank account so that she can get new implants. Her Franken-tits are scary.

According to one fan,"Courtney Love should just give up. There's no surgery to fix skank."

Catherine Bosley Sues

Catherine Bosley (see our coverage of her), the newscaster with the hideous breast implants who was fired for flashing in a wet t-shirt contest, has decided to sue to prevent websites from selling the video from the flashing contest. The Tribune Chronicle has the rest of the story.

Catherine Bosley

Catherine Bosley is a Youngstown news anchor fired for flashing in bar. Read more here. Photos recently surfaced on the Internet and her superiors saw them.

I have no idea of why this woman thought that participating in a 'Girls Gone Wild' contest at a bar while on vacation in Florida would be a good idea. She has AWFUL breast implants; she's so thin that they look like halved tangerines stuffed under her skin.

Her chest looks like a pre-op transsexual's who decided to get breast implants. She just does not have enough body fat to make them look real.

Lil Kim's Bad Boob Job

Lil Kim is another celebrity with a bad boob job. People with tons of money really have to excuse to show off such shoddy workmanship. What drug is she on that she thinks that no one will notice the grand canyon between her massively fake looking breasts? The worst part is that you can actually see where the implants start and stop in her chest.

Tori Spelling

According to insiders, Tori Spelling has had two boob job surgeries, but her breasts still look fake. Also, lady still looks like a dude.

When Bad Boob Jobs Happen To Cute Girls

Yet another photo showcasing Susan Ward's bad boob job. This is a later photo and you can see that they are sliding down her chest into a position that is too low. Bad bad bad surgery.

Susan Ward

Susan Ward (star of a cancelled soap opera) has a bad boob job. She's quite thin (notice the huge canyon between her breasts) and her implants look fake fake fake. Even the lousy lighting in some of the erotic thrillers she's done can't make them look good.

Sex Kitten With A Bad Boob Job

Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten has a bad boob job, just like Victoria Beckham. Her implants look like two cantaloupes stuck to her chest. Too bad she can't get a refund.

Britney's Amazing Shrinking Chest

Britney Spears has gone through numerous sets of breast implants in her short time in the public eye. Her first set appeared in Spring '99 (see photo 1). By Summer 2000, they had settled in nicely (see photo 2); however by January 2001, Britney had gotten a smaller pair (see photo 3). What will she think of next?

PHOTO 1

PHOTO 2

PHOTO 3

Victoria Beckham's Fake Breasts

Victoria Beckham, best known as Poshspice, has one of the worst looking breast implant jobs in the celebrity world. They look like the halves of a cantaloupe stuffed into her chest. Victoria, you are not fooling anyone! She should have gone with a small size.