Awful Plastic Surgery

Is Lara Flynn Boyle Ill?

I previously posted about Lara Flynn Boyle with regard to my thoughts on her altered appearance. Now, I'm not so sure. Could her strange look be caused by illness and not a surgeon's knife? Her face looks very swollen. Many steroid medications cause this side effect. Also, her mouth looks incredibly strange. Did she have a stroke?

Janice Dickinson Before And After

Janice Dickinson is very proud of her various plastic surgeries and use of Botox, although I believe the sheer number of procedures she has had merely make her look older, especially when she is wearing makeup and attempting to 'smile' on the red carpet.

As you can see, she had naturally well defined bee stung lips, but now they are 'different'. Also, her cheeks appear wider to me.

Actress spotted trying to hide surgeried nose

Actress Vera Farmiga was spotted by BuzzFoto with a bruised nose and hiding under a hat and sunshades while out in Beverly Hills the other day. She speedily rushed into a nearby office building and later was seen exiting at the same pace. Check out her bruised nose at BuzzFoto.

She was once quoted as saying:

"I can't do Los Angeles. I've always been the anti-Barbie. I don't want to be in a place where almost every woman walks around with puffy lips, little noses and breasts large enough to nourish a small country. As a kid I wanted attention, so I started praying for glasses because everyone had ace vision in my family. Then one day my eyes started going bad and never stopped."

Gee, I'll bet that quote disappears off her IMDB bio page quick.

Megan Fox Dips Into The Well Again

Megan Fox continues to channel Angelina Jolie by having suspiciously plumped up lips. Listen ladies, fish lips are not sexy. How do you know when you have too much collagen in your lips? When the cupid's bow of your upper lip vanishes without a trace.

Latoya Is Scary, But We Already Knew That

Latoya Jackson is a scary celebrity. We already knew that, but I am happy to announce she has made the AwfulPlasticSurgery.com top ten most scary celebrities list. She is way over 50, but definitely insists on pulling, peeling, and carving her face into a permanently 'youthful' mask.

Priscilla Presley Allegedly Has Silicone In Her Face

In a story titled 'Priscilla Presley Victim of Phony Cosmetic Doc', TMZ.com alleges that Priscilla Presley was the treated by a quack who injected her face will silicone.

In a New York Times story, silicone injected into skin was described as 'a time bomb', because of the possibility of delayed reactions 1 to 25 years later. Click here to read the story. Next up, a real plastic surgeon's thoughts on Priscilla Presley.

Donnatella Smiles

Donnatella Versace rarely smiles. This photo of her smiling was sent in. Amazing isn't it? It must've been a Botox free day. She is normally very wooden faced.

Madonna Tightens Up

Do you think someone tightened up their face here with botox and plastic surgery? I would not be surprised. She was looking pretty haggard about 10 years ago and now, her face is smooth and waxen, nary a wrinkle to be seen.

Priscilla Presley

I just received an email claiming that Priscilla Presley was on 'Dancing With The Stars' and that 'she has gone from a beautiful woman to a freak'. Previously, I had suspected that she had lip collagen, cheek implants, a face lift, and a myriad of other anti-aging surgeries. Here are photos of Priscilla over the years.

It has been alleged that Elvis would slap her forehead if she wrinkled it, because he liked to see Priscilla as 'pure' and her frowning ruined it. I assume she did not get to show many emotions during their marriage.

Audrina Patridge's Breasts Exposed

Nude photos of Hills reality tv star Audrina Partridge have surfaced. Surprisingly, they are altered, but in a nice way. Click here to read more.

Lee Majors

Is Lee Majors one of the few if not only TV actors aging gracefully? Looks like it, although I wouldn't doubt he had rhinoplasty back when it was something of a less exact science (a la the 60s, when one size nose fit all).

A sample of the letters I get

Here's a sample of some of the letters I get:

NBC kept advertising that Lara Flynn Boyle was on the new episode of Law & Order that aired last night (3/12/08). I was about a 1/2 hour or so in before I realized who she was. Her eyes and forehead look the same, but her chin line and mouth are massively changed.

Please put her up if you can find the pictures, it is seriously crazy.

I was watching last night's airing of Law and Order: Criminal Intent last night. Lara Flynn Boyle was a guest star. As I watched, I was transfixed by her face but not in a good way.

She used to be gaunt and overly thin, chiseled. But her lips were huge and her face seemed swollen from under her eyes to her chin.

Do you have any insight?

I saw Steve Guttenberg on Dancing with the Stars - what is wrong with his eyes? Is that a bad brow lift?

This is Lara on Law and Order a few weeks ago, she appears over one minute into the video.

Kidman's Bodyguard Beats Up Photographer

Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman's bodyguard, David Garris, beat up a photographer last week. You can read the whole story, along with videos and photos, at Flynetonline.com, click here. On this site, Kidman is best known for looking like she has had literally every body part surgically altered (rhinoplasty, browlift, breast implants, the list is pretty endless).

If you watch the video on the site, it looks like David Garris actually pulls into an alley of some sort in order to stop his car, get out, and beat up the guy, so that it could not really be seen in plain view. This guy is a professional bodyguard (trained in hurting people) and that action is a pretty good indicator that the beat down was premeditated.

Kristin Davis Shocker

via Egotastic.com

I was just sent a story and photos of what looks like Kristin Davis (of the tv show and upcoming film, Sex and the City) performing a naughty act on a male member. I believe the photos are real. The little implant on the tip of the nose in the naughty photo is very, very similar to the one Kristin has in real life. It would be hard to find a double with so many other similarities to Kristin as well.

Is this a stunt to promote the movie version of Sex and the City? Was Kristin perhaps paid a promotional fee to do this to get publicity for the film? I haven't seen her in anything since the series ended. Maybe she needed the money.

The Best Photos Of The Cat Lady Ever

These are the best ever photos of the cat lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, ever! Why? Because I think they show off a possible new procedure she may have had. Look at her chin? Was it so prominent before? It looks different; its looks more square. Also, her lips look more plump than usual.

Joan Van Ark Is Scary

I have received a huge number of emails about actress Joan Van Ark. She was best known for appearing on 'Knots Landing' and now she is best known for being scary looking. Most of the email I have received about her ask,'What happened to her face, her skin looks weird.' I agree that her skin does look weird and it is probably the result of being pulled too tightly and experiencing too much sun. I genuinely do not believe that a face lift can remove sun damage. Also, I think that makeup more suited to someone her age would look better. A better choice would have been a nice powder foundation rather than creme foundation, because it has a tendency to look better on older sun ravaged skin. She should also use lipstick and lipliner, because her lips are pretty invisible with the current color pallette she is using.

Nice top row, Heather, now get the bottom done!

Heather Thomas has a nice row of veneers on her top teeth. Now she needs the bottom done, click here to see!

Lara Flynn Boyle - What happened?

I've been barraged with emails about actress Lara Flynn Boyle after she recently appeared on TV (Law and Order). The main complaint was there there was 'something wrong with her cheeks' and 'she did something to her lower face'. So I decided to investigate.

Okay, it does look like something is different with her cheeks, as if she got cheek implants to make her face look full and youthful. But as the saying goes, you can't pull, peel, or carve your way back to the age of 20.

Lara was an attractive girl to start with, so why all the 'facial changes'? Maybe she was trying too hard for the film stardom that continually alluded her. Her nose and lips look different than the set she started out with.

But was the new nose, lips, extremely low weight, dating Jack Nicholson (old enough to be her dad and then some) etc worth it for what she's gotten out of Hollywood? She still is not a movie star and is best known for being that really skinny woman from a tv show.

Is Eliot Spitzer's escort Ashley Youman worth $1000 an hour?

Ashley Youman attempted to make herself even more attractive (what she started out with was not shabby) by getting rhinoplasty and breast implants. But, is she hot enough to be paid $1000 an hour for her time? Apparently, Eliot Spitzer, the former governor of New York thought so! You decide!!

Dr Tony Young Dissects The Maxim Hot 100

Dr Tony Young, a Michigan plastic surgeon, nicely dissects the Maxim Hot 100 babes,
click here to read. Rihanna got a thumbs down on having procedures done, but I believe that her breasts are fake and that her nose has been tinkered with (I am just waiting for the before photos to surface on the web).

Escort Ashley Youman's original nose

courtesy of Rankun

Found! A photo of the original nose of Ashley Youman (not Youmans as before stated). She is the escort in Eliot Spitzer (governor of New York) scandal. Unfortunately, it is not a profile shot and rather small. Does anyone have a larger photo? Please email it me. I believe that she had a nose job (not a good one) somewhere between high school and, well, being caught in an escort sting.

In Defense of Patricia Heaton

courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net

I have received a ton of emails regarding Patricia Heaton and her apparent lack of a belly button. She does have a belly button, but it is very small, because it was reconstructed when she had her tummy tuck during her mommy makeover after giving birth to three boys! Nothing is ever the same after giving birth to three babies especially if they are boys, because boy babies are larger than girls and stretch the skin more. Furthermore, she's 50 and she does not look like the type who does situps and crunches. I have seen the whole set of photos of her wearing a bikini and she looks pretty good; she not trying to act 20 a la Kathy Hilton by flashing her nipples or some other sort of trashy behavior. Back off people, this is what a thin, plastic surgeried woman near 50 looks like in a bikini.

Do you think Ashley Youman's breasts are real?

Eliot Spitzer's $1000 an hour escort, Ashley Youmans has some very large breasts, but I'm not sure that they are real. When in a bikini, huge breasts like hers are smooshed together in the middle and hers seem stuck to her chest. She's even leaning forward and her large breasts are not moving to the center of her chest as gravity would dictate.

Do you think her breasts are real or augmented? I vote fake.

Escort Ashley Youman's Nose Job - It Sucks

Escort Ashley Youmans (aka Ashley Alexandre Dupre as she liked to call herself), the woman at the center of the Eliot Spitzer sex for hire scandal, obviously spent some of her earnings from the Emperor's Club on rhinoplasty and the results are not good. Too much was carved off her nose. The doctor should have good for a more natural look. She looks obviously surgeried and that is not attractive.

Taylor Dayne Turns Into A Tranny

80s music sensation Taylor Dayne has made an interesting metamorphasis into a tranny. As the years roll by, she looks less and less female. Her face looks incredibly hardened.

If you watch her first hit video,'Tell It To My Heart', from 1987, it is obvious that the face she has now is not the one she started out with. Her nose, eyes, and even her lips are look rather different.

Taylor is making an unsuccessful attempt to cut, peel, and pull her face back to the age of 25 and it is not working at all. Even when looking at her 2002 photos (I noticed back then that her face was starting to look 'off'), her face looks badly 'altered' (especially her nose, I'm not sure what she was going for, but her original nose was just fine). What is going on with her skin texture? It looks scarily bumpy.

Rose McGowan - What really happened to her face?

Rose McGowan has claimed that a car accident left her with a scar under her eye, resulting in her having a different facial appearance. Do I buy that story? No. Under eye scars are noticeable, but unlike most people, she has the money to have the scar treated so that it fades to something almost unnoticeable. To me it looks like she has scar tissue under her eye. Scar tissue under the eye is a possible complication of blepharoplasty surgery.

Christina Aguilera Looks Very Engorged

A few years ago, there was speculation that Christina Aguilera had breast implants. Now, she's given birth a baby and her chest looks frighteningly engorged. Supposedly, she is breastfeeding her new son, so if she had implants, that would be a good indication that the implants were placed under the muscle during augmentation surgery, so that her milk ducts were not disturbed or cut. Damaged or cut milk ducts do not produce any nourishment for a new baby. Also, there is a tendency among implanted women to have exaggerated engorgement after giving birth, which what we may be seeing her. Christina is very small, around 5'1, with a tiny frame, but her breasts are absolutely enormous at the moment.

Bride of Wildenstein Photo Redux

Jocelyn Wildenstein is one of the world's scariest celebrities due to the vast number of plastic surgeries she has had. She is over 60 years old and started having surgeries when her wealthy husband left her for a young model. She has had face lifts, rhinoplasties, lip injections, cheek implants, and heaven knows what else performed.

The Weirdness of Phoebe Price

Phoebe Price is one of those Hollywood red carpet enigmas. She's always at every event, but no one can figure out what she's famous for exactly. Her resume is sparse and includes at background artist appearance on The XFiles.

This photo is interesting because is Phoebe grimacing, yet only her neck has wrinkled up and her face is mostly unlined and unmoved. Botox is a hell of a drug, people!

Joan Rivers - More scary photos

How many people in Hollywood have their original body parts? Very few. Joan Rivers, I suspect, has no original body parts left. Her face does not move very much when she speaks (her daughter Melissa looks to be on the same path). She has the usual Hollywood plastic surgery look: bat brow, weirdly pinched nose from rhinoplasty, and strangely tight face. Now, here are the latest photos. I believe she may have had even more 'alterations'. Scary.