Awful Plastic Surgery

My wife of 35 years is still built like a 1950s'
pinup, and has been blessed with a uniquely beautiful
face worth preserving. She has never had any idea of
herself, but she's kept me enthralled from jump. At
certain times of the day the lines and creases in her
face are sadly apparent, causing me to go
"AHHHGGGHH!!", then take off my glasses and say "Oh,
it's you. Hi Baby!" Perhaps I dote too much.

Your site is witty, nasty and kind of sad, the latter
until you figure what kind of people you're dealing
with. That's where the delightful nasties come into
play.

I may have heard about you on Stern, hideous Pam
Anderson's most vocal, panting idolizer. Two of my
daughters have worked in Aspen for several years and
have waited on her many times. The kids aren't the
catty, jealous types, but both used words like
"freak", "space alien" (as opposed to illegal,I
guess)in describing her without makeup.

I know my wife has not, and never will consider going
for any 'improvements', so I guess I'll stick with my
part-time "hag-face" with the bone structure and
girlie shape all the cosmetic surgeons couldn't
create.

Regards and luck,