Comment by Q — February 7, 2010 at 7:38 am

She looks like she could be his mother

Comment by suzanne — February 7, 2010 at 8:33 am

This is NIck Carter’s GF??? Are you sure it isn’t his mom or aunt? She has got to be at least 40. Well, if it is his GF, you go girl, but better get those boobies re-arranged cuz they look like sh*t. And for God’s sakes, buy yourself a decent fitting outfit.

Comment by methfreeq — February 7, 2010 at 9:06 am

She seems to be happy with them. She does not look half bad shame about the boobs, she could have done better by going with a smaller pare.

Comment by Laurie — February 7, 2010 at 9:38 am

Mutton dressed as lamb.

Comment by 62831 — February 7, 2010 at 9:44 am

Man, those things could have kept the ‘Titanic’ afloat.

Comment by lisa rossi — February 7, 2010 at 10:40 am

looks pre-menopausal to me

Comment by Andy — February 7, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Maybe she’s dressed like that because of her hot flashes

Comment by MG — February 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm

I agree, she looks kinda “mature”. I don’t care for the artificial look of the implants. Not attractive or sexy.

Comment by eh — February 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm

between the fake tits and the ill-fitting dress she looks like a 2-bit pornographer. she would be pretty if she tried to maintain some class.

Comment by Annie Oakley — February 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm

My implants are under the muscle and look perfectly natural. I got a decent size for my body type so no one can tell clothed or unclothed. When I’ve told friends I have implants, they’re shocked. I see plenty of women who are very tiny and get these gigantic stripper boobs over the muscle that look positively hideous. This gal looks like a low class porn star. Seriously are we that screwed up as a society that we place a value on a woman who looks like this? And she actually gets her 15 minutes of fame.

Comment by lisa rossi — February 7, 2010 at 1:07 pm

her mouth looks like she can give great head!

Comment by jenn — February 7, 2010 at 1:33 pm

so, a little google search says she’s actually only 26 years old…the make-up, the tan, and the bad implants all conspire to make her look fifteen years older

Comment by gee whiz — February 7, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Holy crap. Her face looks so bad because she’s also had a nose job and cheek implants, at the very least. I think there’s more going on. More pics!! Her boobs are horrible. What a train wreck.

Comment by kevin — February 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm

I would also say fire her dresser, and honey one word of advice.
LOOK IN THE MIRROR BOTH WAYS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE…

Comment by ~LisaG~ — February 7, 2010 at 7:54 pm

More like post-menopausal.

Comment by Frau Blucher — February 7, 2010 at 8:13 pm

yeech…did she get those hideous boobs so people wouldn’t look at her ugly mug?

Comment by Lola Granola — February 7, 2010 at 8:45 pm

In another 20 years, she will be Skeletor with Implants…eek!

Comment by Stephanie — February 7, 2010 at 8:45 pm

I found her birthdate – 6/3/83. 26 my ass!

Comment by murr — February 7, 2010 at 8:48 pm

i don’t understand why she chose to wear that outfit… it’s like it screams “look at my ugly fake boobs! everyone look at them!!!!”

just why??

Comment by sam — February 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm

Why are they a different color than the rest of her body?

Comment by Tracy — February 7, 2010 at 9:59 pm

Well too thin tanorexic party girls like her can look ALOT older than they are…geez I’m 42 and I’m pretty sure I look younger than that.

Comment by Swine — February 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm

Jeez Louise –it’s boobs on a stick. Her face doesn’t photograph well. She’s probably kinda pretty but her face looks busted in these pics. Mean but true — maybe she needs a nose job. But just a little altering, hun — don’t go out & chop ur nose off ur face — please!!!

Comment by Rosie — February 8, 2010 at 1:04 am

Owwww – they look sore, especially the right one.

Comment by Rain — February 8, 2010 at 2:21 am

Does anybody else think she looks….proud of them? She’s wearing a low-cut dress and appears to be pushing her chest forward: “Hey everybody! Look at my horrible fake tits!’
I also find it incredible that the width of her chest is larger than her hips. I can’t imagine that anybody would find it attractive to have the hips of a prepubescent boy. Whatever happened to hourglass figures?

Comment by Allie-Rose — February 8, 2010 at 3:11 am

Gee, that poor girl is only 26 and looks easily 10 years older.
Also, I can’t believe her Backstreet Boyfriend can afford to buy himself houses but didn’t buy her a decent pair of implants at a good sugreon’s …

Comment by Jupiter — February 8, 2010 at 3:36 am

Classy!

Comment by ausGeoff — February 8, 2010 at 3:39 am

As a 26-year-old she looked like a well-lived in 36-year-old. Now, with the plastic boobies, she looks like a well-preserved 46-year-old. How sad for her.

Comment by Felicity — February 8, 2010 at 3:55 am

They’re no longer dating – Nick and Lauren split up.

Comment by Libby — February 8, 2010 at 4:53 am

Ouch! They look painful

Comment by Brooke — February 8, 2010 at 5:20 am

So Nick likes cougars, huh?

Comment by lala — February 8, 2010 at 6:29 am

Poor woman those implants look awful, her knock off Herve Leger dress doesn’t help her either.

Comment by amazed — February 8, 2010 at 6:43 am

absolutely horrible….do these women have any sense? gawd….

Comment by Q — February 8, 2010 at 8:27 am

Looking at the boob on the left, it is the freakiest looking boob I’ve seen, (well, Courtney Love’s were scarier, but still). It’s like it’s a tube that’s kinda trying to sag but just can’t quite get there

Comment by Laurie — February 8, 2010 at 8:30 am

Allie-Rose
‘Looks ten years older’? I have friends in their mid forties who look younger and fresher than this woman. She looks at least twenty years older than her stated age. That said, some people (ie. Heidi Fleiss) do look twenty years older than they actually are.

Comment by Allie-Rose — February 8, 2010 at 10:04 am

Laurie – I was just being nice. If I hadn’t googled her, I would have thought she was in her 40ies too

Comment by Tee — February 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm

It is very sad, but I’m 50 and she looks like one of my contemporaries, not one my son’s age. If my son came home with her, I’d have a few words of wisdom to offer him.

Comment by Animalover — February 8, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Looks way too old to be his girlfriend. Her boobs and her dress are both ill-fitting.

Comment by lisa rossi — February 8, 2010 at 8:53 pm

did someone say titty fuck?

Comment by Mar — February 9, 2010 at 1:43 am

Just because the edges of her implants are showing does not mean it was above the muscle. I don’t think anyone does it above the muscle anymore, most doctors won’t even do it that way. It just means that she got them too big for her body and the muscle isn’t big enough to secure the implant. Unfortunately most doctors will put in implants that are not suitable for someone’s body and go beyond what the muscle can handle, making the implants obvious and not very pleasing to the eye.

Comment by Thor — February 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm

According to the results of a Google search, she is 26 (date of birth: 6/3/83). Maybe that includes a “Hollywood 5″ reduction (knock five years off your age when you’re 30 so when you’re 50 you claim you’re 45). She reminds me a bit of the Mom on “Malcolm in the Middle”, except Malcolm’s Mom is hotter. Yes, hotter.

Comment by actright — February 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Can she put those things away!!!!!!

Comment by Susan — February 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm

EEEEEYUCK!!!!! Those things are UGLY!

Comment by BikerK — February 9, 2010 at 6:22 pm

What’s going on in that armpit? Looks like the implants are pulling so hard that you can see her back coming around the sides!

Comment by BikerK — February 9, 2010 at 6:25 pm

Thor, I think someone must be dyslexic. I think that date must read: 6/3/38 not 83!

Comment by DR.VEGAS — February 9, 2010 at 9:26 pm

Funky implants…but I ‘d still hit it.Did’nt know Nick played on “Cougar Beach.” ;->

Comment by brinny — February 10, 2010 at 5:07 am

the boob on the left looks kinda like Squidward’s nose.

Comment by Julian — February 10, 2010 at 7:51 am

She looks like a very cheap hore!!!!!!

Comment by CK — February 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Those are frickin hideous.

Comment by MM — February 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Wow! She looks really old! I’d have skipped the tanning booth and the implants and spent the money on dermabrasion and some quality moisturizers.

Comment by Dy — February 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Gah! Woman needs a refund! And if that woman is 26, then I’m 16!!

Comment by Tamiko — February 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

Bolt-ons…and I look younger than her at 41 (no plastic surgery either), I’m happy to say.

Comment by Flynn — February 14, 2010 at 11:15 am

yadada yadada yadada……she looks better than alot of you do, i’d wager a big bet.

Comment by Andrea — February 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm

put them away woman! Have some self respect! Like geebus!

Comment by niel — February 21, 2010 at 10:31 pm

Bet Tiger Woods would do her.

Comment by Lisa — February 22, 2010 at 8:48 pm

Horrendous boob job. 26 years old, no way!

Comment by Jake — February 27, 2010 at 12:08 am

Why is there no mention of the woman’s butterface? Her fake breasts might be ugly, but her face is the part of her body that would scare me. But I suppose it’s nothing a bag won’t fix.

Comment by Kara — March 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm

I agree with Jake. She looks like a man. Ugly face to match her ugly ass tits. I don’t know much about Nick boybander, but I’m sure he can do better. He’s hot, she’s not. There is no way that she’s 26. She looks closer to 40.

Comment by Holly — March 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Amazonian transvestite. Nick would screw a light bulb socket – he’s that desperate.