Comment by Flynn — January 12, 2010 at 11:38 pm

Aw now I think she’s kinda cute. Most women her age have given up and look like Granny Frangipani. Cut the babe some slack. I’m sure someone still loves her. She beats Roxxxy the sex toy robot by a mile.

Comment by Q — January 13, 2010 at 12:06 am

I decided to read up on here on Wikipedia and had a laugh: “Angelyne compares herself to Barbie, stating that “Kids think I’m a Barbie doll.”[2] and, in one billboard, “Barbie wishes she were me.”

Barbie’s aged better, that’s for sure… >.>

Comment by Suzy0101 — January 13, 2010 at 2:49 am

Ok….there is still hope for this woman. Wash her face, give her a ton of some good moisturizer, a soft brown pixie haircut to match the now-tiny gamine face she’s given herself, a minimum of lipstick. Put her in some simple, tasteful, conservative black and tawny outfit….and give her some reason to live besides slicing bits off herself and implanting things…like offer her a job as a secretary at a used-car dealership. That L.A. Plastic Surgery Icon thing? So yesterday, Angelyne! Wake up, honey, before they embalm you looking like that!

Comment by Me — January 13, 2010 at 4:36 am

Looks like she is about 65

Comment by Julian — January 13, 2010 at 5:01 am

She may have a lot of surgeries but she looks old and her breasts too heavy!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Laurie — January 13, 2010 at 7:16 am

This is catty to say, but why didn’t she get a chin implant? All that work, those grotesque implants, but leave a receding chin?

Comment by scared of that — January 13, 2010 at 7:19 am

she looks like she lives in Whoville…………..

Comment by Pam — January 13, 2010 at 7:26 am

I totally agree with Suzy!!!!

Comment by art — January 13, 2010 at 7:36 am

speaking of Barbie, as in the Story of Dorian Gray, Angelyne is the Barbie in the painting growing old, as the Barbie doll herself remains young. but a pink Corvette? YOU GO GIRL! VROOOOM!

Comment by mr.ed — January 13, 2010 at 8:06 am

Wikipedia lists her Bday as 1958. From my experience with older folks (I am one) I’d say that’s off by about 15 years.

Comment by Brooke — January 13, 2010 at 9:23 am

See, this is exactly why I didn’t play with Barbie when I was a little girl. Sad, sad woman.

Comment by leo — January 13, 2010 at 9:55 am

I agree, no way is she 51, lol. I remember her from when I first saw those billboards back in the day and she looked old(ish) even then. I’d guess she’s in her mid-60’s at a minimum. Truth be told, I’ve always felt sorry for her and thought that there must’ve been some mental illness that contributed to her constant need to put herself on display, and compare herself to Barbie. She was freaky in the late 70’s, and freaky usually doesn’t get better over time…

Comment by HEATHER — January 13, 2010 at 10:34 am

I have seen her in the grocery store and her LEGS look really nice & YOUNG!

Comment by Amaya — January 13, 2010 at 10:37 am

She makes Wildenstein look almost normal!

Comment by Ellie — January 13, 2010 at 10:40 am

There is no way in hell she’s 51 or even in her 60’s…my mom is 64 (never had any plastic surgery) & looks about 15-20 years younger than this sad mess.

Comment by animalover — January 13, 2010 at 10:52 am

What a weird droopy looking face. And to think she actually paid to have it look that way. She is NOT in her 50s that is for sure!

Comment by marshall — January 13, 2010 at 11:56 am

Angelyne is awesome. I’ve lived my whole life knowing that there’s a living, breathing patron saint of all that’s shallow, superficial and temporarily fabulous in the City of Angels. If plastic surgery can’t keep her alive forever, her body should be preserved like Lenin upon her death and kept on permanent display.

Comment by april p. — January 13, 2010 at 12:24 pm

I’m with Laurie. With all that money she’s wasted, why didn’t she bother to get a chin implant?? I would guess her age at mid 60’s as well. She’s not horrid looking, but slightly amusing.

Comment by one — January 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm

if she’s 51, then I’m 15.

Comment by 'Mela — January 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Hollywood-ites must maintain the philosophy of Granola : What ain’t flakes is fruit and nuts…
Angelyne is one of the usual suspects…

Comment by misS LADYBUg — January 13, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Yhoo.. girl I member seeing here all the time shopping on melrose, bet she still does.. but she was scary back inthe day and still scary today… Who is she married to some rich guy or so I heard how she started out ?
Her tits always looked vainy like I could ee vains…(chills)

Comment by Lola Granola — January 13, 2010 at 7:37 pm

The weight of her implants must be what’s making her neck look so stringy. Eek!

Comment by anony — January 13, 2010 at 10:24 pm

And people say there are no aliens!

Comment by JJ — January 13, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Ellie, my mom will be 60 and a few months and Angelyne looks old enough to be her mother. She’s either lying about her age or spent waaaaaaaay too much time tanning in the 70s.

Comment by Mayo — January 14, 2010 at 2:28 am

Oh Christ…Every time I see these people who really have spoiled their faces forever…I don’t understand how they can live with themselves and with what they see in the mirror!!!

Comment by Darian Zam — January 14, 2010 at 3:23 am

ET phone home!

Comment by Josh — January 14, 2010 at 5:02 am

Angelyne is from the 1880’s not the 1980’s

Comment by Jen — January 14, 2010 at 6:00 am

It looks like Cindy Lou Who didn’t take very good care of herself.

Comment by Frau Blucher — January 14, 2010 at 7:49 am

yeah she’s 51, in DOG YEARS!!

Comment by Gratuitous Violets — January 14, 2010 at 11:13 am

This woman really needs a chin implant to balance out her face, not that there IS any way to balance out this tragedy of cosmetic surgery.

Comment by Dy — January 14, 2010 at 12:11 pm

So, is this like a big thing in L.A, these Angelyne sightings? Do people go on their facebook pages and type, “I saw Angelyne today!”? I’m not on the East coast, so I’ve never heard of her, but it’s amusing that she’s some sort of icon for LA. I can see why. She’s definitely interesting. I would love to see the pink car.

Comment by MG — January 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm

I cannot EVEN top anything you guys have posted. LOL!!!! This is an octogenarian we have here. Which, is not necessarily a bad thing. But Suzy is right with her list of simple, but effective improvements, she can actually look adorable. I hope this lady reads this blog. I’m rooting for her.

Comment by Jake — January 14, 2010 at 10:32 pm

She looks hot and wealthy…..my kind of woman.!

Comment by Paul Wall — January 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Applause for Frau Blucher! I always get a laugh out of her (I’m assuming!)!

Comment by Tamiko — January 15, 2010 at 6:17 pm

It’s Heidi Montag in 5 years LMAO

Comment by Frau Blucher — January 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm

LOL thanks Paul, yes i’m a SHE…nice to know i have a fan…,

Comment by Lynnie — January 15, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Awww….she looks like BARBIE…lol

Comment by barbarena — January 19, 2010 at 11:08 pm

She’s a regular novelty/practical joke shop: love the rubber walnut chin and the whoopee cushions!

Comment by kellygrl — January 20, 2010 at 8:16 pm

thanks, now i am going to have nightmares! yikes. talk about a poster for why NOT to get plastic surgery – gross!!

Comment by eva — January 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm

crazy……………why????????????

Comment by GK — January 26, 2010 at 3:06 am

HAHAHAHA.. my first thought was “OMG… there’s a llama in human disguise!!” LOL

Comment by an. — January 26, 2010 at 10:36 pm

she lives in the ventura county in southern california. we see her driving around town all the time. i was told by a source, she refiance her home a few times. maybe this is how she gets all her surgeries….but time is hard and mortgage had gone down hill. btw she looks realllllly scarey and cartoonish in life….”shudders”

Comment by Ella — January 27, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Never heard of her, but… what happened to the lower half of her face?! You go through all that plastic surgery and you forget to buy yourself a chin?

Comment by garce — January 28, 2010 at 10:50 am

no doubt , she has plenty appeal , but not for more than a few hours, and only if there is no talking …

aside from that, any woman like her is only a small step up from a magazine or film clip

Comment by Slick Willie — February 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Holy Crap! Is that human?

Comment by TaT — February 2, 2010 at 1:52 am

You know you just keep remembering that all of you are going to get old too,and you have NO idea what you’re going to be doing to try and keep yourselves, young, I hear she’s a very sweet lady and she’s absolutely adorable, who gives a crap how she dresses? she’s the one that has to wear it not you. She looks pretty curvy if she can wear it good for her age GOOD FOR HER!

Comment by Boof — February 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

LOL what the hell is that magazine she is holding? Maybe she feels the scantily clad tribesman on the cover will distract people from her face.

Comment by threefour — February 5, 2010 at 8:22 pm

I don’t know which is worst; seeing her with makeup or seeing her without makeup.

Comment by Ray Butlers — February 18, 2010 at 9:14 pm

That broad is 70 if she’s a day.

Comment by Jeremiah — February 20, 2010 at 5:01 am

First and foremost, your comments and this article in general are hilarious. But yes, I totally agree with you guys. My mother was born in 1958, and she looks ten years younger than her age. If she was born in 1958, she either had some really bad genes or got some hot grease thrown at her one too many times. I don’t know which is worse, her surgery, or the clothes that she’s trying to wear. She looks like a cheap prostitute that can’t even get paid because her throat isn’t deep enough. It’s tragic.

Comment by HilLesha — February 23, 2010 at 12:27 am

She is 77 years old actually.

Comment by Misty — March 2, 2010 at 12:30 am

I’ve met Angelyne…Really she is just a sweet, harmless lady who wants attention. Its too bad people are such haters. She seems like a nice person. True, her fashion sense is really out there and she has had a lot of work done…But dressing like a Barbie makes her feel good and its her way of expressing herself. I hope when I am in my 70’s that I am healthy and happy and still feeling good enough to walk around in high heels and hot outfits. I personally think that is pretty cool. I hope to see Angelyne alive for many more years here in LA, strutting around in all her pinkness!

Comment by mb00 — March 10, 2010 at 1:42 am

She’s been around FOREVER!!!! She already was a pop cult personality when I was a young punk the streets of Hollywood in the very early 80’s. I have it in the know as to how she maintains her lifestyle though. She married very very rich and once widowed, became the heir to one of the biggest billboard companies in So. Cal. This one is not hurting for money.