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Catherine Zeta Jones has something to be peeved about today, because I’m writing about her store bought bosoms, which I don’t like. Her breasts are too far apart for her to wear a dress like the one below and have people think they are real. It is very obvious her breasts are implants, because they are high profile and the edges can be seen.

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Dang. I don’t have much hopes for future appearance when a truly good-looking person goes plastic. Too bad but that’s how it follows so far as I’ve observed. I know Michael Douglas is like an old lady plastisizing but Catherine could waited decades before going the same route. |
Well, she was never a natural beauty…and now she’s even less of one. I just wonder when she’s gonna quit pretending she ever was one. |
She’s probably had implants for a few years now … But yeah, the boobs looks strange as they are far apart but still sit up very high. Guess you need implants to be a trophy wife. |
I remember a pararazzi nude photo a few years ago. She didn’t look good at all. So its obvious she wanted some repair work. Compared to other ladies in this blog, hers are not perfect, but quite ok. |
Well…I’ve seen loads worse implants (see the gross last post) but I don’t think they were necessary, and they are a bit too far apart. |
I agree with Inu Chan … other than the space between them they really aren’t that bad. |
Me three! They’re not the worst implants by far and anyone who can kid themselves into thinking that Michael Douglas is HOT can probably talk themselves into a completely unnecessary boob job too. |
She looks completely different than she used to look in the Darling Buds of May. Did she laser her hairline? She used to have a low, hairy forehead. |
These look okay to me. I wouldn’t have known for sure that they were implants if it weren’t for the before pic (and the fact that people with her body type don’t usually have a rack that big). Natural boobs CAN have a space between them, and CZJ’s rack is still within the bounds of normalcy, space-wise. |
Compared to some of the bolt-ons seen on here lately, Catherine Zeta-Jones’ halfway decent implants are refreshing. |
More like tangerines… |
Lucky for her she has such a beautiful face, you don’t think about looking down. They don’t look terrible at all and are done in good taste. She could have gone the porn start route if she wasn’t so classy. Kudos to her. |
CZJ is going down the same wrong path as Nichole Kidman – neither one is going to let one wrinkle appear on their plastinated faces. Both CZJ and Nichole Kidman have great job opportunities ahead of them – as models in the “Body Worlds” exhibitions. Fricking freaks. |
I used to love CZJ, until she started bragging about how rich she was. From everything I’ve seen of her and heard from her, she’s just a vain, self-centered person. That’s harsh, I know, since I really don’t “know” her, but still… I recall the amount of money that she was paid for her wedding photos and her saying, “it’s not much money to us.” to which a poor school somewhere replied, “Well, can we have it, then?” As far as I know, she never gave them a cent. It’s not much money to them, but they’re going to keep it anyway – and buy boob jobs and face lifts with it. If celebrities would stop wasting their money on this garbage and actually HELP people with it, this country would be a better place. |
And to the person who said she’s never been a natural beauty – WHAT? I don’t care for the woman, but even I can see that she was gorgeous without all this nonsense. |
Why is she listed here…now? It’s a known fact that she has fake breasts as evidenced by her appearance here a few years ago….I think she looks great in this picture. I can only assume that the webmaster of this site is a man because if he was a woman then he would know that not all natural breasts are symmetrical nor are they placed in the “right” proportions”. Has anyone noticed that some of the good plastic surgery examples on that “other” site are actually worse then some of the pics here…go figure! |
The second photo appears to show a few pounds added all around. Could that be the difference? How about the kids she had between the time the first photo and the second? C’mon folks, I’m trying to be fair here. |
I think she looks great! My boobs are real and have a gap in between (shrug shoulders) at least hers aren’t bolted on. I wish I looked 1/2 as good as her! |
I dont think she had implants. that first picture was taken pre kids and the second was post kids plus some added weight. I just think it is a bad tape job to fit the dress. |
I can’t tell if they are fake or not..but she is curvy, more so than the photo on the left now. I think she looks great,even if those are implants..they aren’t obscenely big and are proportionate to her body. She’s a gorgeous woman, and very talented! |
Ok, to end this controversy about her face I am posting a link that shows what she formerly looked like before she embarked on surgical refinements. She was cute but not spectacular. She looks pudgy also. http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/108708.html |
Are people really so naive that they still think these are real? She got implants a few years ago. Yes, your boobs do get bigger after you’ve had kids…for about 6 months, while you breast feed. Then they usually turn into something akin to wet socks filled with sand and in a lot of cases, actually shrink & shrivel. I think she decided she was done having kids and then got them. They are definitely implants. I don’t think it’s a bad job though, I actually think it’s decent. |
Isn’t this old news? She’s had implants for a few years. And holy crap…you people who think boobs sprout that large after having kids are totally jaded! |
I always said that if CZJ gained alot of weight, she’d look like Roseanne Barr. I was watching Roseanne one night and it occurred to me that she and CZJ look alike. Look at the link in my above comment, It ishows CZJ with a pudgy face. Not as pudgy as Roeeanne’s but add another 80 pounds and she’s a dead ringer. hee hee hee |
OMG Sasha, hysterical! |
Her entire face is reworked–she used to look more like Tracey Ullman. Like I said: Not a natural beauty. No one in Hollywood is, after a while. |
Not to bash Roseanne! I think she is a beautiful woman who ate her way to ugly, same as Liz Taylor did and others. But you must admit if CZJ gained a ton and and/or Roseanne lost a ton, we’d have twins separated at birth! |
http://www.about-face.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/roseanne.jpg go to this link to see what CZJ would look like fat. This photo is old and Roseanne was close to CZJ’s present age. I know I’m pushing the envelope but when I watch the old shows I always think of CZJ…LOL |
I agree with Lola she has had extensive work on her face and now her chest. |
http://www.ericwilliamcarroll.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tammysue.jpg This is the earliest photo of Roseanne I can muster for y’all. Compare it to my first link way up yoonder showing CZJ when she was alot younger. Separated at birth and had the same nose jobs! |
What about that rumor that says she’d convinced everyone that she’s eleven years younger than she actually is? |
how did she have extensive work? I’ve this link someone posted: http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/108708.html And it seems like she only had a nose job.. and lost some weight. |
When I look at the link Sasha and le posted, I see: Nose shaved down and refined; hairline significantly higher (help me out here, folks, is this done via depilatory or what?); possible chin implant; straightened hair. |
Hairline higher happens with age, really. Even women lose their original youthful hairline though not as severly as most men. And Le, I am the ’someone who posted the link you claim credit for. To the nose job and other things we can add eye jobs to de-crinkle her eyes. She has the type of eye setting that goes awry early. Possible buccal fat removal in cheeks to streamline face. Jaw enhancement, ho-hum typical Hollywood stuff. If I could afford it I’d have a few things done but would make sure the surgeon kept me looking like me. |
Yes anony…she totally lies about her age. |
What woman doesn’t? Lie about their age, that is? When women reach ‘a certain’ age’ they lie. We can blame this on the fact that women are expected to look like the illusory celebrities who have surgeons, makeup men, hair stylists, personal trainers, special effects on their photos….i.e.,MONEY out the kazoo. CZJ can lie about her age and get away with it because she has all of the above. The rest of us women, when we lie about our age, are usually busted, unless we really happen to look younger than our years. Good genes. But even good genes fail and I am headed out to the surgeon one way or the other within the next 18 months. My left eyelid is starting to go bad but oddly not the right one…. LOL |
I always add a decade to my real age. People always tell me I look very young that way. No need for any surgery. |
well at least she doesn’t have them squeezed together to look like a bum crack. That is the worse, implants or no implants, I cannot imagine how women think boobs squeezed together with a low cut blouse is sexy one bit. |
looks pretty boobalicious to me |
Meh. Big boobage on women makes older women look matronly. Once they hit 35, the implants need to come out, or they’re hangin with Maxine… |
I’d say she had cheek implants too. |
looks heavier now |
Just watched Mask of Zorro. She is drop-dead gorgeous and yes, surgery has played a big role. In my December 19th posting (above) there is a link called ’strange celebrities’. She is shown before and after. She is an example of how a cute, pretty woman can be transformed by a master surgeon into a raving beauty. Her surgeon had something to work with. Many women cannot get this type of incredible result because they don’t have much for starters. |
*I’ve been a lurker for at least 3 years & this is my 2nd post if you care. |
Postscript ~ Kirstie Alley is also lying about her age by about 6 years. |
Question…how do you contact the website to suggest celebrities? I’m especially curious about Chelsea Handler and why she look sooo much different than she used to. I’m so surprised nothing has been said about her. |
webmaster@awfulplasticsurgey.com but good luck, they have never even bothered to answer me when I have written them. I was even going to let them post my photo and let everyone have a crack at me. |
PS who the hell is Chelsea Handler? Another one with a bum crack on her chest? |
She looked better with no chest. Now she looks matronly, like a broad-beamed barg forcing its way through the waters. Barbie Benton of Playboy fame has the same look. |
Hey Shocked, you need shock treatments to get you back into reality. A broad-beamed barge? I think you are grossly exaggerating. The lady is gorgeous and I doubt you have even a smattering of her glamor and class. Maybe you’re the barge and see a barge in every other woman. If CZJ is a barge, then I wan to be a barge too. As for the poster who said she lied about being Welsh, anything’s possible. The bios that are published are bogus and leave out factsvor add desirable fiction. Maori? A far reach. She has a chameleon-like screen presence and can play a variety of ethnicities because her surgeon gave her classic features that transcend ethnic boundaries. What is the bias against big boobs onthis site anyway? Not all women look ‘matronly’ with a big chest are CZJ’s are well within normal range for her build and height. Buncha envious women! |
PS sheis also one of a very few women who can wear stark black hair at her age and not look hard. I do prefer her with dark brown but she can pull off the black, at least for now. |
I found a pic of CZJ from 1999 on imdb here: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4008679424/nm0001876 I think her chest (and the gap) look the same. Her face however… yeah, lots of work done there. But very, very good work. |
CZJ DOES NOT BELONG IN ANY WAY ON AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY |
No way, no no no. CZJ is THE FOX, El Zorro or is it La Zorra for a chick? |
CJ is originally a homely girl who had herself tweaked properly. She originally looked like some butch Sicilian lesbian in her oldest pics. She also had her droopy eyelids lifted and her clay like nose sculptured. Her kids will give her away… |
Catherine Zeta Jones looked way better with her natural boobs. They looked natural. True they were small but Now they look out of place. Too large and to far apart. She is a thin woman and thin woman are generaly not large boobed unless they are Dolly Parton. |
Those are her natural boobs – the first picture was when she was much younger, the second photo was taken just after she had her second child. |
She had two kids between these photos, and the dress edge line is entirely different. Ever heard of a bra? That’s the difference in the photos. Gimme a break those a real. She’s always had those curves and she’s always looked incredible. |
Am I the only one who thinks CZJ is gorgeous but that sometime in the 2000s MUST have had some facework done that makes her look COMPLETELY different than before? I don’t see any reference to that here by anyone. I am a big fan and would practically turn gay for her I think she is sooo beautiful but I can hardly recognize her (face) anymore!!! There was an ad on TV for American Express and I watched it many times thinking to myself: “gee that lady looks a bit like CZJ” only to finally notice, ah ha! it IS CZJ b/c, ha ha, it’s HER Am Ex card the monkeys steal!! I was shocked!!! HOW could that be her since it totally didn’t really look like her. Is it just me? |
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