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The Worst Socialite Boob Job
40 Comments Published December 13th, 2009 in Amy Lumet, Bad Breast AugmentationAmy Lumet is the clear winner in the ‘Worst Socialite Boob Job’ category. (Her dad is famous director Sidney Lumet and her grandmother is legendary singer Lena Horne.)
My verdict? Her implants are too large for her frame and too high up on her ribcage. She likely went to a doctor who gave her the huge breast implants she wanted instead of a smaller, more suitable set.

Amy Lumet and her giant almost square breasts

When Daddy's money buys square cornered cleavage
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at least they are fun shaped!
Do they need to “fall” at this point, or did she have them put in a while ago? If this is truly the finished product, she should get her money back.
20 pounds of fun stuffed into a 10 pound bag.
She is stunning!! I would like to see those fun bags without the wrapping please, only then can I judge if the surgery is botched or not.
I love le’s remark!! They are kinda fun. Round boobs are so over.
These clearly have not dropped yet. They may look slightly better when they do…or at least may look less square. But she did go way too big for her body…and she will never have a natural look with those Spongebob Squareboobs.
Nice looking chick, but wayyyy too big implants
Never heard of either her father or grandmother. Way too big boobies
Yeah, i have never heard of her either but sounds like she has bucks..so after she sees this; at least she can go in and get them redone. They do look square and far to large for square boobs.
The boobs are horrible and so is that tan. Leatherface much?
They look slightly odd, but overall she is a good looker
interesting boos; wonder how it feels
I’m shocked that people don’t know who Lena Horne is. Additionally, that is not a bad tan…she is bi-racial.
hehe agreed kathleen
it looks a bit like a male bodybuilder’s chest..
Amber honey, get an education. Lena Horne is one of the greatest African American singers of the 20th century. Amazing voice, just stunning. Her grand-daughter has her beauty.
The implants are hideous! Terrible boobjob case…
The op-art looking top seems designed to show off how big and bad they really are.
“Round boobs are so over.”
MG, you made my day lol!
You can be biracial and still have a bad tan. Her skin looks more orange in the top picture than the bottom picture
That is true, Q. Meanwhile, props to MG for one of the funniest comments I’ve read on this forum.
kind of an expensive chin-rest….
Another case of ass-on-the-chest. Only this one wears square britches. (Do they make bras with square cups, I wonder? Ow!!!)
Anybody who doesn’t know of Lena Horne should be banned from commenting.
Maybe the doctor accidentally mixed her as him and gave her muscle implants instead.
I don’t know Lena Horne, dont’ be such a douchebag, there are people from all over the world who aren’t exposed to her music. I am sure you don’t know some famous Japanese or Taiwanese or Indonesian singers.
She’s famous more for being one of the first African American singers in the US than for a good portion of her music nowadays.
The reason not everyone knows who Lena Horne is alot of people who frequent these sites are probably under 30 and have had very little music exposure further back than the 70s. Even nowadays, her music isn’t played as frequently even on big band and swing stations in favour of Ella & Bille, who are ALWAYS played. Lena Horne’s brilliance is overshadowed by their popularity even to this day.
Oh yes, and those breasts are a little odd, also, the inside of the righty is a little wonky – looks like a dent of some sort.
Didn’t anyone watch Sesame Street? Lena Horne guested on it a few times.
They look “new”. I’m projecting they will settle perfectly.You can see some of Lena’s beauty passed down.I’d hit it.
Just because people watched Sesame Street doesn’t mean anything. That show has had literally hundreds of guests over the years.
Yes Q, Sesame Street has had a lot of guests throughout the years, but Lena Horne guested more than once and sang “It’s Not Easy Being Green,” with Kermit, which is a pretty memorable clip, one that has been replayed for many years.
For an older generation, sure. Kermit hasn’t been on Sesame Street in years. After Jim Henson died in 1990, Kermit wasn’t used as much, and he actually hasn’t been used at all since 2001 (except for like one showing earlier this year, don’t remember exactly when). So that’s basically an entire generation of people that is unfamiliar with Kermit the Frog being on Sesame Street, and so certainly unfamiliar with his songs. At this point he appeals more to people over 30 than he does to a younger generation, and I say this as a 25 year old who watched Sesame Street every day yet can’t really remember Kermit.
Well, then I’d advise people to watch the Sesame Street segment with Lena and Kermit on YouTube, b/c it’s a great clip and song.
Her chest looks like Fabio’s!
Hahahaha Tracy you bad! Also: Correct!
She is cute in a Halle Berry way, since Lena Horne, her granny, is part African American. The juice boxes on her chest are another story.
I know who Lena Horne is, but that’s no reason for me to keep a tab on all of her grandchildren.
Why do so many people believe that breast implants “settle”, like a red wine, or a spaghetti sauce?
She’s not going to grow into those puppies any time soon, and they’re not going to morph into natural looking square breasts any day now.
Poor love. Those implants are truly embarrassing, laughable, yet she she looks so proud of herself. Sad.
I don’t think the problem is BIG implants, I think the problem is WRONG implants. The surgeon obviously gave her a pair of Pec implants:p
gorgeous face! i can see lena horne in her. but those boobs are distracting… very fake looking and it doesn’t help that she’s wearing such sleezy tops… anyone who has natural boobs that big would never be able to wear tops like that, because the nipples/areola would be apparent. huge orbs with tiny titties, the squarish look, the huge tori spelling dent, and the victoria beckham pushed up oranges are dead giveaways of implants. too bad. cuz she does have an absolutely beautiful face.
looks like a guy’s pecks…