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Tracy Anderson is the trainer responsible for Madonna’s super muscular manly appearance. Tracy is superfit herself with essentially no bodyfat which does not come in handy when you’re flatchested and decide you want large breast implants because there is nowhere to hide the implant. Hooray, you’re breasts look bolted.

Trainer Tracy Anderson

Trainer Tracy Anderson

Trainer Tracy Anderson

Trainer Tracy Anderson

Trainer Tracy Anderson

Trainer Tracy Anderson

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76 Responses to “Her breasts look like baseballs”  

  1. 1 Suzy0101

    Laughing….if the purpose of this woman’s whole life is to remove every speck of fat and round softness from her body, why didn’t she just get….SQUARE IMPLANTS.

  2. 2 Jenn

    It would help if she was wearing a dress that actually fit her

  3. 3 Susan

    She probably thinks she looks hot…..NOT!

  4. 4 Cristy

    Awful looking implants and Lollipop head.

  5. 5 Janet

    What’s scaring me is not the implants, but the size of her head compared to her body.

  6. 6 Crystal Bones

    The problem with these celebrities and their implants is this: It is like a disease, it spreads through the commercial
    world like a virus. Celebrities can’t seem to judge what looks beautiful and what looks ridiculously fake.
    Since all of their friends go for trout pout and unbelievable implants, they think it is” de riguer.”

    With everyone looking the same, they feel somehow part of the beautiful crowd.

    LOL

  7. 7 MG

    I also do not like this look. It looks soooooooooooo fake. If you must get these implants, why not cover up more. It would be far less obvious that you had implants. Better yet, don’t get them at all.

  8. 8 62831

    It’s amazing how all these celebrities are rolling in money, yet they can’t seem to find clothes that fit right.

  9. 9 Sono

    Why would she even wear a top like that when you can almost park a car inbetween the two implants which are OBVIOUSLY way too big for her tiny 3% body fat frame? She’s in great shape, but those implants look just as bad as Madonna’s disgusting man arms.

  10. 10 Act

    That looks insanely uncomfortable. What kind of bra do those fit into…?

  11. 11 Kathleen

    Did she just get these? Looks like they haven’t dropped yet. Maybe they will get better looking in a year or so. But she is so muscular, so that’s doubtful.

  12. 12 Stephanie

    You can truly see the capsules under the skin. Not attractive at all.

  13. 13 Carolyn

    The correct word is your, not you’re breasts. You’re is a contraction for you are. Why are people so ignorant that they can’t get it right?

  14. 14 Libby

    Don’t these people have mirrrors?? Plus they look like they have to hurt!

  15. 15 Amy

    She looks so fake.

  16. 16 Dolores

    She is so thin that her head looks too big for her body. It’s like she’s gonna topple over cause her skinny body can’t hold up that big ol’ head!

  17. 17 Tokiii

    Hideous, just hideous! She seems to be proud of them though.

  18. 18 Lola Granola

    Fake boobs will not make your nose look smaller. Lollipop head and fake bake are also seriously scary.

  19. 19 Nuria

    One of her boobs looks like it’s growing out of her armpit. Yuck.

  20. 20 mamamiasweetpeaches

    Lollipop head is right. Her head doesnt match her body! It almost looks like a Photo Shop picture!

    Im so sick of fake boobs. especially the really obvious ones.

  21. 21 Merideth

    That woman looks like a man. Like a man with plastic tits. Can’t imagine anything sexier…

  22. 22 yeah

    Ow! They look like they must hurt, all squished up like that!

  23. 23 Barbara

    How horrible – I think she should sue her surgeon – and the person who checks her eyesight – she doesn’t see what we see…lol

  24. 24 Kelly

    Why does her head look so big? She looks like a bobble head. I want to shake her to see if it bobbles.

  25. 25 Shelly

    Thank you, Carolyn. I was going to post the correct word for “you’re” as well. Glad to see there are a few people in this world who care. :o ) Why these women continue to get such painful implants is beyond me.

  26. 26 CK

    She must be a perfectionist to do her job, yet she can’t comprehend how stupid her implants look? Also, her foundation is too dark and that dress doesn’t even fit, let alone suit her. If she is Madonna’s trainer, she can afford a decent stylist, since she can’t style herself.

  27. 27 mamallama

    Looks like the Marianas Trench going down the middle of her chest! Whoever placed those babies must have a lazy eye or something.

  28. 28 sasha

    Superfit? Her arms have no definition or muscularity. They remind me of that bendable body rubbery blue toy thingie that was popular around ten years ago. Her head is too big, a chunky apple perched on a tiny body. She is tiny, just like Madonna. JFK Jr banged Madonna eons ago and remarked how tiny she was. He liked tall women but back to this trainer. Her boobs are horrific in size, shape, position, and defy credulity and gravity. Looks like she has a set of chipmunkers in her cheeks just like Madonna does. Her cheeks need some botox, they are very lined. Too much grunting during reps, I suppose.

  29. 29 sasha

    Egads, I took another look. Second photo down from the top looks like Jennifer Lopez!

  30. 30 Patricia

    Um, the chick is essentially skinny fat. But that doesn’t give her any excuse to have fake boobettes.

  31. 31 Frau Blucher

    Polythene Pam!!!

  32. 32 Road

    Shes Madonnas ex trainer

  33. 33 lisa rossi

    FUGLY!!!!!!

  34. 34 Frewt

    She looks like she ascribes to the Nicole Kidman school of ‘natural’ beauty.

  35. 35 BikerK

    Why don’t they put those things closer together? You could drive a mack truck through the middle of them.

  36. 36 Suzy0101

    Here’s something I don’t understand: see how she’s standing? Like, “Look….look at these great new breasts I just got,” yet…they’re just so ‘out there,’ and the nipple is barely covered. Why cover the breast up at all? I mean….it’s not real, right? It’s just a lump of junk under skin. So what is so prurient about a fake lump that you can just show the whole damned thing? Would she expose the entire fake lump if she’d had it implanted in her arm? It must be the nipple that is so frightening that it simply MUST BE COVERED. LOL!!!

  37. 37 -_-

    She has giant head compared to body. …Oh, right, the tits were the topic. They look horrible because she has no hips, which makes her look like a man. The bubbles under her skin just highlight the hiplessness.

  38. 38 Ms. H

    Ayyye Yihhh Ayyy. What is wrong with Women in our society? She should be confident and proud of herself based upon mer hard work. For some reason, that is never enough. Women who are shaped like 12 year old boys find some greedy surgeon to bolt on hideous implants. What a dang shame for the young girls of today to watch. Women are meant to be soft and curvy and well not perfectly sculpted. Come on Mom and Dads send this message to your female children–Don’t let them end up looking like this nit wit.

  39. 39 enigma

    Which is worse.. her boobs or her face… Her face looks like a beat up scrap of leather with some eyes and a nose sewn on. This is ATTRACTIVE?!?!?

  40. 40 Kelley

    That would be “your breasts.” Not you’re … Jesus. Hideous editing !!

  41. 41 animalover

    She has a big head and a little body, unless that is just the camera angle. Anyway, why would she want balls in her armpits?

  42. 42 sasha

    As I knew it would, it came to me at 3 a.m. , that is, who this trainer’s body reminds me of. GUMBY! Remember Gumby? He had little shoulders and arms and you could twist him every which way. So, maybe she’s the prototype for a new toy: GumbyBobblehead. Also you Kelley, two comments up yonder. Quit criticizing people’s grammar on this blog. Back to this trainer: I wouldn’t pay her a dime. I’ve trained myself in the gym sucessfully for years. BTW I complained a week ago that there were too many boob job stories on this site, and why couldn’t we find a butt job gone bad to comment about. Ooooops. Then the Argentine woman dies of a dose of plastic in the glutes. Bad timing for my comment, my apologies. But it was made before she died and I was joking around. Sorry ’bout that.

  43. 43 Grimmer

    Between the “I’m so hungry it hurts to smile” look in the 3rd photo, the bleach blonde hair, the flesh colored Mickey Mouse ears sticking out of the top of her dress, and what appears to be garden soil applied a make-up I just don’t know where to begin. It all reeks of desperation.

  44. 44 violet

    @sasha… she’s not criticizing, she’s correcting. there’s a difference.

  45. 45 mamallama

    She has the same kind of taut, stretched-real-tight facial skin that a lot of female bodybuilders get, because there is not enough fat on them to fill out their cheeks and support the skin. But if she’s a trainer, why do her arms look like skinny macaroni? Where’s the muscle?

  46. 46 mamallama

    PS: note the hair on her forearms–this can be a sign of anorexia. Someone feed her a Big Mac, quick!

  47. 47 LisaG

    They just haven’t dropped yet. Geez, people.

  48. 48 Rosie

    Oh this is soooooo bad – her breasts are nearly as big as her head

  49. 49 NYCFan

    When will women STOP mutilating themselves like this? This IS mutilation. Her natural breasts probably were small because she has a small frame. What’s the big deal? Small breasts are great too! Why can’t people just celebrate their uniqueness? I have the weirdest nose ever, but I’d NEVER hack it off. It’s what makes me … me! In 100 years I’m sure people will look back in horror that a woman was willing to cut her breast open, shove a bag of silicon in it and then sew it back up again – it will go down with whale bone corsets and Chinese foot binding. Sad ….

  50. 50 Dy

    See, I knew working out that much was bad for you!

  51. 51 sasha

    @violet…she was criticizing. This blog is not an intellectual’s forum held by authors, in which case a grammatical boo-boo would be rightfully laughed to scorn. Back to the trainer…..she has a very short neck and this exacerbates the strangeness of her overall appearance. The dress is a good fit except in the bust, so it must be off the rack (no pun intended). I cannot wear off the rack clothes unless they are stretchy because of my DDs,wide shoulders and narrow hips. Can’t she afford a dressmaker? She is no bodybuilder, BTW. Just a very thin woman. Bodybuilders have muscle mass.

  52. 52 methfreeq

    Anything that takes the attention of her ugly nasty face is a step in the right direction for this plastic surgery nightmare.

  53. 53 sasha

    PS Mamallama: everyone has hair on their forearms.

  54. 54 sasha

    Ouch, googled Tracy and she’s being sued all over the place and called a fraud. Just search ‘Tracy Anderson overrated fraud’ and you’ll have plenty to read. She also actually advocates an 800 calories a day diet and not lifitng a weight heavier than 3 lbs. Now I’ve heard it all. I think we intrinsically, instinctively KNOW how to get in shape. When we get lazy, people like Tracy get rich. Madonna was in shape way before Tracy.

  55. 55 Beanie

    OMG! I wonder why she did that to herself? She is tiny..like 4″11 under 90 lbs. She looked okay without them!! I wonder why she decided to go the fake bolt on tits route? Scary.

  56. 56 LisaG

    She looks like a man, a man who’s head has been photoshopped onto that body. Those implants are hideous.

  57. 57 LisaG

    Man that head is huge!!!!!!!

  58. 58 Lizzie

    She has no neck!!!! Being flat chested was the least of her problems.

  59. 59 Izzy

    Ok, this woman cannot help the size of her head.. should she get a cranial reduction??
    And she cannot help her face, in terms of structure.. but the can tan and lack of body fat does not help.. and fake blonde hair.

    Some women can work their ass off and never get solid definition. I knew a woman who ran 10 miles a day, her butt was two of mine! But I bet in a race I would fall flat on my face!

    So lay off the insults to things she CANNOT fix, like cranium size.

  60. 60 mamallama

    Everyone does not have long black hair on their forearms that can be seen in photo taken from what, 10 feet away? That’s what’s noticeable about it.

  61. 61 jay spry

    Her head literally looks like a Barbie Doll head – a block of molded material incongruously stuck onto a tapered neck -POP!-
    Her hairstyle is poorly chosen; it accentuated the chipmunk cheeks and squareness of her face. Gad!

  62. 62 Sarah

    You would think she would use all that money to fix her nose first.

  63. 63 Shocked

    I think the bobble-head look comes from her being too skinny. Ugh. And then the big melons mashed into a carton on the top of her dress. Ugh.

  64. 64 Buttercup

    I feel really sorry for this woman. They look absolutely terrible, and she clearly doesn’t know it.

  65. 65 Scarlette

    Looks like she has sun damage to her facial skin.

    I would be more concerned about that if I were her than doing implants which harbor bio-films.

  66. 66 Janelle

    Between her lack of any discernable neck and the fake tan face several shades darker than her body, I can hardly notice the unnaturally shaped breasts and capsular contraction.

  67. 67 jilly neutron

    She looks like a breadstick with boobs. And why is her face 10 shades darker than her body?

  68. 68 Bunnie

    Poor poor thing. What celebrities fail to take into consideration when they get ready for an event, is the harsh bright flashes of the cameras. In natural lighting, the fakeness of the boobs would not be so obvious.

    BUT because they harsh light of the flashes show every imperfection, what could pass unnoticed in natural light, is highlighted in very obvious detail.

    And, some people are not photogenic. This poor child is one of them. Her head does look disproportionate to the rest of her body.

  69. 69 Kelly

    she is scaring me…..

  70. 70 actright

    YIKES!!!!! she is throwing up boobs…. They get so happy when they first get them and can’t wait to show them off, the problem is they are not ready for public viewing (not sure if the ever will). One would think these women have never had REAL boobs before and would take notice when they had a awful boob job!!!!! Scary stuff. I think all the good boob doctor’s have moved on to the next best plastic thing and left the jobs for the dentist to do…..

  71. 71 Venus In Blue Jeans

    As for Madonna, who was allegedly created by Traci, if you saw her in person you’d be surprised. She is tiny, and Traci even tinier. No big masculine appearance, just a starved and chiseled little woman who may be doing anabolics to pump up her tiny musculature.

  72. 72 Tamiko

    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH. MY EYES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  73. 73 Sickitten

    We all now know the signs of a bulemic sufferer. Her neck & jaw give her away. I did a whole dissection of this on my blog a year or so ago. Check archives. Also see Tori Spelling and that hair that grew all over her body do to anorexia. Their symptoms are blaring to those in the know.

  74. 74 looloo

    She looks constipated… A grimace of frustration.

  75. 75 kaylala

    she actually would look so much better with little boobs as opposed to these things.

  76. 76 Kris

    Now I know what Chris Kattan looks like with fake boobs… Mango?