Comment by Suzy0101 — December 3, 2009 at 3:01 am

Laughing….if the purpose of this woman’s whole life is to remove every speck of fat and round softness from her body, why didn’t she just get….SQUARE IMPLANTS.

Comment by Jenn — December 3, 2009 at 4:10 am

It would help if she was wearing a dress that actually fit her

Comment by Susan — December 3, 2009 at 4:51 am

She probably thinks she looks hot…..NOT!

Comment by Cristy — December 3, 2009 at 5:03 am

Awful looking implants and Lollipop head.

Comment by Janet — December 3, 2009 at 5:46 am

What’s scaring me is not the implants, but the size of her head compared to her body.

Comment by Crystal Bones — December 3, 2009 at 5:56 am

The problem with these celebrities and their implants is this: It is like a disease, it spreads through the commercial
world like a virus. Celebrities can’t seem to judge what looks beautiful and what looks ridiculously fake.
Since all of their friends go for trout pout and unbelievable implants, they think it is” de riguer.”

With everyone looking the same, they feel somehow part of the beautiful crowd.

LOL

Comment by MG — December 3, 2009 at 6:02 am

I also do not like this look. It looks soooooooooooo fake. If you must get these implants, why not cover up more. It would be far less obvious that you had implants. Better yet, don’t get them at all.

Comment by 62831 — December 3, 2009 at 6:25 am

It’s amazing how all these celebrities are rolling in money, yet they can’t seem to find clothes that fit right.

Comment by Sono — December 3, 2009 at 6:33 am

Why would she even wear a top like that when you can almost park a car inbetween the two implants which are OBVIOUSLY way too big for her tiny 3% body fat frame? She’s in great shape, but those implants look just as bad as Madonna’s disgusting man arms.

Comment by Act — December 3, 2009 at 7:03 am

That looks insanely uncomfortable. What kind of bra do those fit into…?

Comment by Kathleen — December 3, 2009 at 7:19 am

Did she just get these? Looks like they haven’t dropped yet. Maybe they will get better looking in a year or so. But she is so muscular, so that’s doubtful.

Comment by Stephanie — December 3, 2009 at 7:42 am

You can truly see the capsules under the skin. Not attractive at all.

Comment by Carolyn — December 3, 2009 at 8:03 am

The correct word is your, not you’re breasts. You’re is a contraction for you are. Why are people so ignorant that they can’t get it right?

Comment by Libby — December 3, 2009 at 9:48 am

Don’t these people have mirrrors?? Plus they look like they have to hurt!

Comment by Amy — December 3, 2009 at 9:57 am

She looks so fake.

Comment by Dolores — December 3, 2009 at 11:05 am

She is so thin that her head looks too big for her body. It’s like she’s gonna topple over cause her skinny body can’t hold up that big ol’ head!

Comment by Tokiii — December 3, 2009 at 11:49 am

Hideous, just hideous! She seems to be proud of them though.

Comment by Lola Granola — December 3, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Fake boobs will not make your nose look smaller. Lollipop head and fake bake are also seriously scary.

Comment by Nuria — December 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm

One of her boobs looks like it’s growing out of her armpit. Yuck.

Comment by mamamiasweetpeaches — December 3, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Lollipop head is right. Her head doesnt match her body! It almost looks like a Photo Shop picture!

Im so sick of fake boobs. especially the really obvious ones.

Comment by Merideth — December 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm

That woman looks like a man. Like a man with plastic tits. Can’t imagine anything sexier…

Comment by yeah — December 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm

Ow! They look like they must hurt, all squished up like that!

Comment by Barbara — December 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

How horrible – I think she should sue her surgeon – and the person who checks her eyesight – she doesn’t see what we see…lol

Comment by Kelly — December 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Why does her head look so big? She looks like a bobble head. I want to shake her to see if it bobbles.

Comment by Shelly — December 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Thank you, Carolyn. I was going to post the correct word for “you’re” as well. Glad to see there are a few people in this world who care. ) Why these women continue to get such painful implants is beyond me.

Comment by CK — December 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm

She must be a perfectionist to do her job, yet she can’t comprehend how stupid her implants look? Also, her foundation is too dark and that dress doesn’t even fit, let alone suit her. If she is Madonna’s trainer, she can afford a decent stylist, since she can’t style herself.

Comment by mamallama — December 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Looks like the Marianas Trench going down the middle of her chest! Whoever placed those babies must have a lazy eye or something.

Comment by sasha — December 3, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Superfit? Her arms have no definition or muscularity. They remind me of that bendable body rubbery blue toy thingie that was popular around ten years ago. Her head is too big, a chunky apple perched on a tiny body. She is tiny, just like Madonna. JFK Jr banged Madonna eons ago and remarked how tiny she was. He liked tall women but back to this trainer. Her boobs are horrific in size, shape, position, and defy credulity and gravity. Looks like she has a set of chipmunkers in her cheeks just like Madonna does. Her cheeks need some botox, they are very lined. Too much grunting during reps, I suppose.

Comment by sasha — December 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Egads, I took another look. Second photo down from the top looks like Jennifer Lopez!

Comment by Patricia — December 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Um, the chick is essentially skinny fat. But that doesn’t give her any excuse to have fake boobettes.

Comment by Frau Blucher — December 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Polythene Pam!!!

Comment by Road — December 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Shes Madonnas ex trainer

Comment by lisa rossi — December 3, 2009 at 7:51 pm

FUGLY!!!!!!

Comment by Frewt — December 3, 2009 at 10:32 pm

She looks like she ascribes to the Nicole Kidman school of ‘natural’ beauty.

Comment by BikerK — December 3, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Why don’t they put those things closer together? You could drive a mack truck through the middle of them.

Comment by Suzy0101 — December 4, 2009 at 12:13 am

Here’s something I don’t understand: see how she’s standing? Like, “Look….look at these great new breasts I just got,” yet…they’re just so ‘out there,’ and the nipple is barely covered. Why cover the breast up at all? I mean….it’s not real, right? It’s just a lump of junk under skin. So what is so prurient about a fake lump that you can just show the whole damned thing? Would she expose the entire fake lump if she’d had it implanted in her arm? It must be the nipple that is so frightening that it simply MUST BE COVERED. LOL!!!

Comment by -_- — December 4, 2009 at 8:37 am

She has giant head compared to body. …Oh, right, the tits were the topic. They look horrible because she has no hips, which makes her look like a man. The bubbles under her skin just highlight the hiplessness.

Comment by Ms. H — December 4, 2009 at 8:54 am

Ayyye Yihhh Ayyy. What is wrong with Women in our society? She should be confident and proud of herself based upon mer hard work. For some reason, that is never enough. Women who are shaped like 12 year old boys find some greedy surgeon to bolt on hideous implants. What a dang shame for the young girls of today to watch. Women are meant to be soft and curvy and well not perfectly sculpted. Come on Mom and Dads send this message to your female children–Don’t let them end up looking like this nit wit.

Comment by enigma — December 4, 2009 at 9:32 am

Which is worse.. her boobs or her face… Her face looks like a beat up scrap of leather with some eyes and a nose sewn on. This is ATTRACTIVE?!?!?

Comment by Kelley — December 4, 2009 at 10:12 am

That would be “your breasts.” Not you’re … Jesus. Hideous editing !!

Comment by animalover — December 4, 2009 at 10:48 am

She has a big head and a little body, unless that is just the camera angle. Anyway, why would she want balls in her armpits?

Comment by sasha — December 4, 2009 at 11:03 am

As I knew it would, it came to me at 3 a.m. , that is, who this trainer’s body reminds me of. GUMBY! Remember Gumby? He had little shoulders and arms and you could twist him every which way. So, maybe she’s the prototype for a new toy: GumbyBobblehead. Also you Kelley, two comments up yonder. Quit criticizing people’s grammar on this blog. Back to this trainer: I wouldn’t pay her a dime. I’ve trained myself in the gym sucessfully for years. BTW I complained a week ago that there were too many boob job stories on this site, and why couldn’t we find a butt job gone bad to comment about. Ooooops. Then the Argentine woman dies of a dose of plastic in the glutes. Bad timing for my comment, my apologies. But it was made before she died and I was joking around. Sorry ’bout that.

Comment by Grimmer — December 4, 2009 at 11:19 am

Between the “I’m so hungry it hurts to smile” look in the 3rd photo, the bleach blonde hair, the flesh colored Mickey Mouse ears sticking out of the top of her dress, and what appears to be garden soil applied a make-up I just don’t know where to begin. It all reeks of desperation.

Comment by violet — December 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm

@sasha… she’s not criticizing, she’s correcting. there’s a difference.

Comment by mamallama — December 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm

She has the same kind of taut, stretched-real-tight facial skin that a lot of female bodybuilders get, because there is not enough fat on them to fill out their cheeks and support the skin. But if she’s a trainer, why do her arms look like skinny macaroni? Where’s the muscle?

Comment by mamallama — December 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

PS: note the hair on her forearms–this can be a sign of anorexia. Someone feed her a Big Mac, quick!

Comment by LisaG — December 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm

They just haven’t dropped yet. Geez, people.

Comment by Rosie — December 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Oh this is soooooo bad – her breasts are nearly as big as her head

Comment by NYCFan — December 4, 2009 at 8:34 pm

When will women STOP mutilating themselves like this? This IS mutilation. Her natural breasts probably were small because she has a small frame. What’s the big deal? Small breasts are great too! Why can’t people just celebrate their uniqueness? I have the weirdest nose ever, but I’d NEVER hack it off. It’s what makes me … me! In 100 years I’m sure people will look back in horror that a woman was willing to cut her breast open, shove a bag of silicon in it and then sew it back up again – it will go down with whale bone corsets and Chinese foot binding. Sad ….

Comment by Dy — December 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm

See, I knew working out that much was bad for you!

Comment by sasha — December 4, 2009 at 11:11 pm

@violet…she was criticizing. This blog is not an intellectual’s forum held by authors, in which case a grammatical boo-boo would be rightfully laughed to scorn. Back to the trainer…..she has a very short neck and this exacerbates the strangeness of her overall appearance. The dress is a good fit except in the bust, so it must be off the rack (no pun intended). I cannot wear off the rack clothes unless they are stretchy because of my DDs,wide shoulders and narrow hips. Can’t she afford a dressmaker? She is no bodybuilder, BTW. Just a very thin woman. Bodybuilders have muscle mass.

Comment by methfreeq — December 5, 2009 at 5:12 am

Anything that takes the attention of her ugly nasty face is a step in the right direction for this plastic surgery nightmare.

Comment by sasha — December 5, 2009 at 6:16 pm

PS Mamallama: everyone has hair on their forearms.

Comment by sasha — December 5, 2009 at 8:09 pm

Ouch, googled Tracy and she’s being sued all over the place and called a fraud. Just search ‘Tracy Anderson overrated fraud’ and you’ll have plenty to read. She also actually advocates an 800 calories a day diet and not lifitng a weight heavier than 3 lbs. Now I’ve heard it all. I think we intrinsically, instinctively KNOW how to get in shape. When we get lazy, people like Tracy get rich. Madonna was in shape way before Tracy.

Comment by Beanie — December 5, 2009 at 9:02 pm

OMG! I wonder why she did that to herself? She is tiny..like 4″11 under 90 lbs. She looked okay without them!! I wonder why she decided to go the fake bolt on tits route? Scary.

Comment by LisaG — December 5, 2009 at 9:40 pm

She looks like a man, a man who’s head has been photoshopped onto that body. Those implants are hideous.

Comment by LisaG — December 5, 2009 at 9:41 pm

Man that head is huge!!!!!!!

Comment by Lizzie — December 5, 2009 at 10:57 pm

She has no neck!!!! Being flat chested was the least of her problems.

Comment by Izzy — December 5, 2009 at 11:22 pm

Ok, this woman cannot help the size of her head.. should she get a cranial reduction??
And she cannot help her face, in terms of structure.. but the can tan and lack of body fat does not help.. and fake blonde hair.

Some women can work their ass off and never get solid definition. I knew a woman who ran 10 miles a day, her butt was two of mine! But I bet in a race I would fall flat on my face!

So lay off the insults to things she CANNOT fix, like cranium size.

Comment by mamallama — December 6, 2009 at 8:01 am

Everyone does not have long black hair on their forearms that can be seen in photo taken from what, 10 feet away? That’s what’s noticeable about it.

Comment by jay spry — December 6, 2009 at 8:07 am

Her head literally looks like a Barbie Doll head – a block of molded material incongruously stuck onto a tapered neck -POP!-
Her hairstyle is poorly chosen; it accentuated the chipmunk cheeks and squareness of her face. Gad!

Comment by Sarah — December 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm

You would think she would use all that money to fix her nose first.

Comment by Shocked — December 6, 2009 at 9:34 pm

I think the bobble-head look comes from her being too skinny. Ugh. And then the big melons mashed into a carton on the top of her dress. Ugh.

Comment by Buttercup — December 6, 2009 at 9:43 pm

I feel really sorry for this woman. They look absolutely terrible, and she clearly doesn’t know it.

Comment by Scarlette — December 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Looks like she has sun damage to her facial skin.

I would be more concerned about that if I were her than doing implants which harbor bio-films.

Comment by Janelle — December 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Between her lack of any discernable neck and the fake tan face several shades darker than her body, I can hardly notice the unnaturally shaped breasts and capsular contraction.

Comment by jilly neutron — December 7, 2009 at 4:40 pm

She looks like a breadstick with boobs. And why is her face 10 shades darker than her body?

Comment by Bunnie — December 9, 2009 at 8:16 am

Poor poor thing. What celebrities fail to take into consideration when they get ready for an event, is the harsh bright flashes of the cameras. In natural lighting, the fakeness of the boobs would not be so obvious.

BUT because they harsh light of the flashes show every imperfection, what could pass unnoticed in natural light, is highlighted in very obvious detail.

And, some people are not photogenic. This poor child is one of them. Her head does look disproportionate to the rest of her body.

Comment by Kelly — December 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm

she is scaring me…..

Comment by actright — December 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm

YIKES!!!!! she is throwing up boobs…. They get so happy when they first get them and can’t wait to show them off, the problem is they are not ready for public viewing (not sure if the ever will). One would think these women have never had REAL boobs before and would take notice when they had a awful boob job!!!!! Scary stuff. I think all the good boob doctor’s have moved on to the next best plastic thing and left the jobs for the dentist to do…..

Comment by Venus In Blue Jeans — December 31, 2009 at 11:04 am

As for Madonna, who was allegedly created by Traci, if you saw her in person you’d be surprised. She is tiny, and Traci even tinier. No big masculine appearance, just a starved and chiseled little woman who may be doing anabolics to pump up her tiny musculature.

Comment by Tamiko — January 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH. MY EYES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Comment by Sickitten — January 17, 2010 at 11:23 am

We all now know the signs of a bulemic sufferer. Her neck & jaw give her away. I did a whole dissection of this on my blog a year or so ago. Check archives. Also see Tori Spelling and that hair that grew all over her body do to anorexia. Their symptoms are blaring to those in the know.

Comment by looloo — February 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm

She looks constipated… A grimace of frustration.

Comment by kaylala — February 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm

she actually would look so much better with little boobs as opposed to these things.

Comment by Kris — February 13, 2010 at 11:47 pm

Now I know what Chris Kattan looks like with fake boobs… Mango?