Comment by sasha — November 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm

i think she loves Tiger’s money. her lips look like Obama’s, the purply presidential model lip job.

Comment by CK — November 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Oh, yuck.

Comment by CK — November 30, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Her lips aren’t the only thing that’s fake about her:
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/prime-mover-rachel-uchitel-vip-diva/3300

Comment by sue hansen — November 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm

Butt ugly…of wait…those lips are on her face? I thought they looked like were transplanted from the gold mine she sits on.

Comment by holly — November 30, 2009 at 9:50 pm

I second the butt-ugly vote. Looks like a tranny. Tiger, brutha, WHAT were you thinking????

Comment by casey/former Project X designer — November 30, 2009 at 10:13 pm

um, if Tiger is cheating on his wife, HE’s the scandolous one. why blame the ‘other’ woman all the time? he’s got a wife and 2 little kids. if he is indeed messing around, he’s a pig plain and simple.

and Sasha-”presidential purple lips” your RACISM is showing you redneck twat.

Comment by Frau Blucher — November 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm

like most professional golfers, he seems to favor the generic type who look like they were all made in the same factory. I once saw a photo of a bunch of golfer’s wives and they all looked exactly the same!!

Comment by kat — December 1, 2009 at 3:25 am

it’s too much! woman..you should look in the mirror…

Comment by roy — December 1, 2009 at 4:26 am

Tiger’s wife is hotter. But we all know sometimes tea tastes better for a coffee person

Comment by BBarbara — December 1, 2009 at 5:28 am

Looking at the pics & the link provided by CK, I have to agree with holly – that thing looks like one of those shemales that are on that “guess-who-is-a-female/male-sites.”
They must all go to the same plastic surgeon – they are all created to look alike.

Comment by Suzy0101 — December 1, 2009 at 6:00 am

Geez, isn’t ANYONE faithful to their spouse anymore? Is fidelity just…old-fashioned or something? Anyhow, this woman should just join the Paris Hilton Club. They all look the same.

Comment by jay spry — December 1, 2009 at 7:04 am

Just another generic injection-molded broad if you ask me…

Comment by Kathleen — December 1, 2009 at 7:30 am

This woman looks like a tranny. And while I agree with Casey that Tiger is at fault, this “woman” makes a habit out of dating married celebrities. She was recently involved with David Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant! I don’t care that she lost her fiance in 9/11. Doesn’t give her a right to go after married me. And I don’t care if she has a high-profile job and makes a lot of money doing it. She’s still trash.

Comment by mr.ed — December 1, 2009 at 8:07 am

I don’t know whether there’s any truth to this rumor. Some men will fall for a seductress for something they apparently aren’t getting at home. Fame compounds this exponentially. Remember that many famous people are pampered because of their fame by wannabes and blood suckers out for a few bucks or adoration because of their closeness to the famous.
Combine this with the 24/7 news cycle, and any whisper of something unusual is speculated instantly into a disaster.

Comment by Lola Granola — December 1, 2009 at 8:19 am

Surgically altered skanks all look alike…must all have the same doctor. And his name must be Frankenstein.

Comment by le — December 1, 2009 at 8:42 am

when you are a young and rich and famous there is a lot of temptation out there… too bad he is weak. And likes women with ugly lip surgery..

Comment by methfreeq — December 1, 2009 at 8:43 am

Her mouth looks like an ass after a nasty prolapse accident.

Comment by Alexis — December 1, 2009 at 8:55 am

‘Butt ugly’. ‘Ass-face’. ‘Kiss my ass-without having to turn around and bend over. Good god, how does she talk and chew around those things?

Comment by Patrice — December 1, 2009 at 11:48 am

Good lord. This disgusting woman (I mean that in every way) was making that God awful face on the left last night on “Access Hollywood”. Please tell me why desperate chicks like this think looking like a circus side show freak and flaunting it is attractive? Apparantly she used to e a pretty girl. Did anyone else catch the picture of her on the cover of “The New York Post” from years ago with a picture of her deceased fiancee who died on 9/11? She looked normal. But apparantly after he died she decided to spend her life ruining other women’s relationships. Pig.

Comment by Patrice — December 1, 2009 at 11:51 am

Kathleen: I agree; So her fiancee died so now she gets to spend her life ruining the relationships of others to somehow exact revenge or something?

Comment by mamallama — December 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm

OMG! How does she drink without the glass getting suctioned onto her face?

Comment by sasha — December 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Ummmm, Casey, how do you figure ‘racism’ if I am making fun of a caucasian woman? And Obama’s lips are horrible, regardless of his skin color. Many African people have gorgeous lips but his are well, purply like hers are on the pic on the left. You manage Project X? Does that stand for Xtremely stupid?

Comment by soulfire — December 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm

This stupid woman is making duckface. Apparently there is a website dedicated to making fun of the idiots who post photos of themselves making duckface because they actually think it is attractive. If Tiger actually put his marriage at risk by sleeping with this dimwit … there are no words.

Comment by 'Mela — December 2, 2009 at 12:49 am

Remember Rob Reiner’s line in “The First Wives Club”?
“If I give you anymore collagen, you’ll look like your lips got caught on the pool drain…!
And that was for an aging woman.

Young, rich and attractive does this?

Comment by MG — December 2, 2009 at 8:05 am

Looked at the link posted by CK. Her lips look better without that puckering pose.

Comment by Paul Wall — December 2, 2009 at 10:16 am

Maybe some men will fall for a “seductress” (more like the duck-lips), I personally would NOT pick up a woman that is not as good-looking as my wife; she should be better looking at least. A woman that is publicly used by male celebrities like a Kleenex or has any sort of fakery done to look an ugly plastic doll. I wouldn’t be able to trust her to be drug and disease-free. Even if I were single, I wouldn’t want to wake up next to this. *Shudder!*

Comment by Wayne — December 2, 2009 at 11:21 am

Yeah, Casey, the “other woman” is totally blameless. Give me a break.

Comment by Pickle Juice — December 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Skank

Comment by Amy — December 3, 2009 at 6:26 pm

The thing that really astonishes me is how TOTALLY different she looks now versus the 9/11 photo. I wish awfulplasticsurgery would post a side by side of her then and now. She’s totally unrecognizable.

Comment by Olivia — December 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm

She is a pathetic woman. She needs to ask herself why she finds married men who lie, cheat, deceive & betray their wives – and family – desirable. I saw her on TMZ laughing and smiling when being asked about the affair. No shame. No pride. No respect for herself or others. After what she’s done, she shouldn’t be out partying. She’s lumped in with the pathetic women who write love letters to Scott Peterson. She needs heavy-duty counseling.

Comment by mrm — December 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm

has anyone else seen the photos of her with stephen dorff from a year ago? I think she has had a butt implant surgery. She has a weird distinct line and a bit of a boost which weirdly folds into what looks like her real rear. i’d love APS to weigh in.

Comment by Eew — December 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm

She is also cockeyed. Her right eye is huge and her left one is teeny tiny. Bad combo of cockeyed, trout pout, tanorexia and bolt ons.

Comment by Dy — December 4, 2009 at 11:00 pm

Ha! I noticed that in a tabloid photo and wondered if it would be featured here.

Comment by Frau Blucher — December 5, 2009 at 6:18 pm

typical madonna whore thing. He marries a virginal looking blond, then shtups all these skanky looking, cheesy, injection molded bimbos. He really comes off as a total dinkus.

Comment by Kathleen — December 7, 2009 at 7:21 am

Try this link for Kalika. The above doesn’t work: http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Kalika-Moquin.jpg

Comment by holly — December 13, 2009 at 12:55 am

I’d like to see her when she’s not so obviously pulling a face. I mean, you can absolutely tell that she’s pursing her lips by the tension in the rest of her face.

Comment by Tamiko — January 15, 2010 at 8:26 pm

What is going on with these poochy-lipped poses? That’s like my 4 year old daughter playing in front of the mirror! LOL

Comment by G — February 27, 2010 at 9:58 am

Eww, Why is she making that face, looks like she smelled something awful.
and is it just me or does anyone see a pattern with Tiger Wood’s mistresses?
Addicted to Plastic Surgery and not as good looking as his Wife Elin.