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But where are Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy photos?
33 Comments Published November 26th, 2009 in Kelly Bensimon
The December issue of Playboy that was supposed to have featured Kelly Bensimon
is currently out and there is no sign of Kelly in the magazine. Could the rumor that Kelly was getting new breast implants be true? Hmmm.. She could definitely use a new pair.
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Just to refresh your memory, Kelly’s breasts really looked like pecs. They had the usual tell tale breast implants huge gap in between them…


Kelly Bensimon neglecting to dress her age, you can see her undies here!

Kelly in October 2009 covering up her pec/implants
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Those are among the worst implants I have ever seen. What is even wierder is that she seems proud of them. She’s actually showing them off!
Yes, those are very bad implants. It looks like her breasts were put toward the sides of her torso. Her boobs look like they need a special custom made bra with cups at the sides of the body. What surgeon would do that to a person? But I agree with Alexis, she does seem proud of them. They must be a status symbol or something because she is top notch snob.
Her face is ok, the implants are just disgusting, get help.
And Playboy wonders why it’s in financial trouble? Ding ding ding, clue train now boarding…
Why doesn’t she have those removed? They are not improving her looks. I’m sure she would look ten times better without those silly things pointed in to different directions.
Shouldn’t it read:
“But where ARE Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy photos?”
You could drive a truck through the space between those things. Hideous.
funny how the celebrity with the bad plastic surgery always gets the blame for it. not her fault some bad plastic surgeon messed her up .
if implants could be described as wall-eyed…
worst set i have ever seen, and i worked in a ta-ta bar for over 10 years. the celebrity should get the blame if they flaunt the horror publicly like it belongs in the Louvre.
She’s had eye surgery as well – her face, in particular her eyes looks quite different. I reckon she’s very pretty but should keep the hell away from cosmetic surgery. Those breasts are horrid!!!
Gross. I could have done it better for a dollar with two tupperware pudding bowls and a knitting needle.
@gds92115: No, it is not her fault that her plastic titts look like shit – but it is her fault to undergo such an unnecessary surgery and it is her fault to flaunt them!!
She must have heard the ad “$29.95-no ups, no extras” ripped off of Earl Scheib. Such a deal!
Is that a scar going under her dress between her tits? O_o Her whole chest – not just the funbags – looks weird to me.
I’m guessing that the apparent scar tissue below her “cleavage” is evidence of the removal of a third, lower, central breast. Thus the cinemascope gap.
Is she one of those awful women on ” nasty nasty housewives from new york ” I watched it once and only once. . Must have bought those breasts form Walmart . Tends to act like shes in high demand with the modelling waaaaaaaay too old dear
The caption should read “Where ARE…”
I am glad other people noticed the fact the the caption uses the wrong verb. If you are going to “dis” someone, at least try to sound like you are intellegent doing so.
she is from the New York Housewives, she is the one that is really jealous of Betthany. Everytime I see those two together you can see the envy in this woman’s eyes and Betthany is so confused because each time they talk, this woman makes no sense whatsoever. I think she is a narcissist..and if she isn’t, she definately has mental issues. Leave Betthany alone because you will never ever outclass her and you do look like an aging model plus till this show, I never heard of you before..I also loved the show where the little blonde woman made Kelly look like an uninformed moran when they went to see the works of an architect…to funny
The black ‘frock’ and those boobs make her look like she’s just left her job at the brothel
Geesh get the third one implanted in the middle already…hey doc…you forgot one!
Aaahhh! Make them go away!!!
Poor woman. She met a butcher, not a surgeon. Surely, any real breasts are better than THIS.
she just makes me want to throw up.
The 2nd pic, with the purple dress, is absolutely the worst. The bodice had to be made custom just to show some of her cleavage. Blech.
SHE MAN! I hate her orangy fake tan as well.
This chick is a sicko. I can’t believe she is showing those things off like she is hot. She is not cute, too much tanning on her man face, she is rude and doesn’t have a clue plus she is a liar. Getting fake breast does not automatically make one hot and they did nothing for her but show how dizzy she is really is to think that boob job was a good one. Her gab is so big she doesn’t have a bust line…..lol I doubt that anyone is looking for her spread in Playboy and if PB wants to up there profits start by getting real natural women instead of those fake made porno looking chicks. Their quality in women has gone to the dogs…….
Notice that she has the same look/smile in all of her pictures, she sucks as a former model.
Her boobs look so painful that I wince as I scroll down the page, she claims she up on fashion and she knows
all of this and that yet she goes out looking like a wrecked tranny.
Worst set ever!
Why on earth is she flaunting those things? Surely she can afford to have those fixed.
i think i can say this is the worst best impants. they are so far apart she neess to sue. and she is so stupid can’t she they r horrible. that gap between them is sick. wow wow wow
Those implants don’t help her manly physique…