Comment by Rosie — November 11, 2009 at 11:57 pm

This one really looks like a blow-up doll

Comment by sasha — November 12, 2009 at 12:01 am

oh enough already, most women would kill to look that good. She looks depressed and she is definitely wearing colored lenses. Other than that, you guys are really reaching for material these days.

Comment by mr.ed — November 12, 2009 at 4:39 am

The look’s exaggerated by outlining the lips with extra lipstick. For the ultimate in cheapness, this should be circled with an extra black line. Yummy!

Comment by jen — November 12, 2009 at 4:47 am

she must have such low self-esteem to do that to herself

Comment by 62831 — November 12, 2009 at 6:12 am

You don’t have to use the entire tube of lipstick in one go, sweetie.

Comment by Viktorija — November 12, 2009 at 6:51 am

She is just so, so ugly and plastic Who on earth needs this much negative attention?

Comment by gurlina — November 12, 2009 at 7:11 am

Ok, I have a question for you all – she’s just been flashphotoed right in the face — shouldn’t her pupils be smaller? Is she wearing contacts?

Comment by Frau Blucher — November 12, 2009 at 7:17 am

well, the blank and empty eyed stare is the result of not having a single thought going through her empty mind. The horrors of her face are bad plastic surgery and halucious makeup!

Comment by Pam — November 12, 2009 at 7:53 am

Dark eyebrows with blonde hair just looks dirty. Your eyebrows should be a shade lighter than your hair color.

I wonder if this woman owns a mirror???????

Comment by MissJanet — November 12, 2009 at 9:10 am

This woman looks and acts ridiculous. I don’t know if she is on drugs or naturally stupid but I doubt that she has one single thought in her head all day long. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have done that to herself and wouldn’t star in a porno with her boyfriend and pretend it was a private tape that leaked. After only a short thinking phase she would remember her 3 daughters and realizewhat kind of roll model she is for them.

Comment by Miez — November 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

it’s a shame what she’s done to herself. i’ve seen photos from her before the whole surgery and once she was really really beautiful in my opinion:

http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/shauna-sand-yearbook-muirlands-junior-high-la-jolla.jpg

Comment by darlingdybbuk — November 12, 2009 at 9:46 am

she looks like a realdoll (ie realdoll.com…*shudder*) the newest “improvement” on the blowup doll.

Comment by bondbabe — November 12, 2009 at 10:14 am

girl doesn’t know how to color within the lines

Comment by Barbara — November 12, 2009 at 10:17 am

What a dip.

Comment by Nuria — November 12, 2009 at 11:29 am

The way she is outlining her lips make them look even bigger.

Comment by MG — November 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm

She looks like a Barbie doll. She would look a lot more natural with toned down makeup. Even though she is plastic looking, she is not that freakish. I do feel badly for her children and agree with MssJanet. Not a good role model.

Comment by whatevs — November 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm

alien.

Comment by Hottie — November 12, 2009 at 3:05 pm

She is not a true blonde, that’s for sure

Comment by 'Mela — November 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm

She’s a very pretty girl, in my opinion.
A few make up tips, perhaps, but she has the basics…

Comment by Hamster — November 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm

She’s not a Barbie doll. She’s a living Bratz doll!

Comment by poon — November 12, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I would love to see her without all that paint on her face!

Comment by Amy — November 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm

I dont’ know her,why is she famous?
She looks like a doll.

Comment by Gwen — November 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm

What’s up with the Sharpie lip liner – and not anywhere near the lipline?

Comment by lisa rossi — November 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm

show more boob

Comment by Mike — November 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm

She’s clearly on cocaine or anti-depressants because her pupils are dialated when there’s a photo flash. Sad.

Comment by suzanne — November 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm

SHE NEEDS A NEW MAKE-U[ CONSULTANT MORE THAN ANYTHING.

Comment by Alexis — November 12, 2009 at 7:37 pm

If she hadn’t drawn a line all the way around the OUTSIDE of her lips, she would have looked more natural. The shape of her lips doesn’t seem distorted. The cupid’s bow is still there. I think she may actually have large lips. But God that is awful make-up!

Comment by Boof — November 12, 2009 at 7:55 pm

She is not an ugly girl, she just does her hair and makeup in a way that does not flatter.

Comment by eh? — November 12, 2009 at 10:22 pm

shes definitely on something. her pupils are waaaay too biig

Comment by Taralynne — November 12, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Looks like a bad nose job too

Comment by gezana — November 12, 2009 at 11:52 pm

gurlina – I’m assuming that’s because she was high as a kite when this picture was taken, which I doubt is something unusual for her.

Comment by roy — November 13, 2009 at 4:50 am

Pardon me, but I think she’s quite hot. – All right, I wouldn’t marry her, but she’s quite a woman – and barbie.

Comment by roy — November 13, 2009 at 4:52 am

besides, I don’t find plastic surgery that daunting. only I wouldn’t do those things to myself. but if my girl weren’t so perfect, I would have encouraged her to undertake the same process

botox is good
implant is good
rhinoplasty is good
blonde is good
maybe others are unnecessary?

Comment by animalover — November 13, 2009 at 10:35 am

Change the make up and get some spark and enthusiasm in her life and she would look fine.

Comment by Lord Xendria — November 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Eyebrows are supposed to be a shade darker, not lighter. And much darker eyebrows with blonde hair look fine, if done right. She looks very messy and gross, though. The dark lip liner with the light lipstick trend I’ll never understand.

Comment by actright — November 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm

When are women going to to learn that big lips are not for everyone and even more scary on a face that screams I wasn’t born with these lips……lol Not attractive at all.

Comment by Monique — November 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Scary! Would have been the perfect Halloween costume.

Comment by Lady — November 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Bronze eyeshadow, thick black eyeliner & frosted lipstick ? Is it 1983? I don’t understand why men find this attractive. She looks stoned out of her mind. My heart goes out to her 3 kids. At least their Dad seems ok. Then again, he was foolish enough to marry her……………..

Comment by murr — November 13, 2009 at 5:08 pm

is she dead? i would like to check her pulse but i don’t want to touch her.

Comment by Denny — November 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm

She is not sexy in her great sex video. Her breasts look so phony and doesn’t even move with a naturalness in that sleezy footage. A selfish, aging poorly, phony. Still, there are male idiots who would find her “sexy.” Maybe under low light level. I have met her. Trust me, she is as hollow as a dead tree still standing. You can’t fool the digital photography and no plastic surgeon is going to overcome this patient’s lack of style. Certainly no competition for Sophia Loren. A plastic doll looks more real.

Comment by Lina — November 13, 2009 at 10:26 pm

is this even real??she looks like a doll..i dont think ive ever seen anyone more expressionless..i mean she looks like there could be a horse humping a woman right in front of her and she wouldnt blink an eye.

Comment by Darian Zam — November 14, 2009 at 3:09 am

The best thing ever was when her daughter told her off in that TMZ clip. At least they’ve l;earned something (right) from their mother’s behaviour. She truly makes me feel ill.

Comment by beanie — November 16, 2009 at 8:53 pm

I thought that was Alexis Arquette until I read the name..lOL!

Comment by le — November 21, 2009 at 10:45 am

sasha: are you a woman? Because few women want to look like that.. you must be a man who do not really talk to women or you are a woman with a very different, non-mainstream view of beauty.

Comment by Bambi — November 25, 2009 at 3:05 am

Because she always has too much make-up on and it always looks the same, I’ve wondered if she’s had eyeliner and lipliner tattooed onto her face. She seems stupid enough to think that this would have been a good idea, and it would be on par with other bad decisions she’s made, like the fake-looking breast implants, the unnecessary nose job and the damaged, too- blonde hair.

Comment by J0hn — November 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm

She looks like a little sillier version of Paris Hilton.

Comment by Canaduck — December 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm

“Comment by sasha — November 12, 2009 at 12:01 am

oh enough already, most women would kill to look that good.”

On what planet???

Comment by Sketty — December 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Don’t be silly. That’s not actually a real person.

Comment by kellygrl — January 14, 2010 at 9:16 pm

she looks like a freaking alien! gross. she’s high. look at her pupils. why do people get bad plastic surgery like those lips? she looks like a fish or something… and no nose…. disgusting. not soft and feminine and pretty at all.

Comment by BJ — February 20, 2010 at 3:58 am

The colour scheme of her make up is what makes this picture gross. She’s got the top half of her face in brown earthy tones and the lower half pink warm tones and the near black eyebrows against bleach bath blonde hair has never looked good on anyone.

Comment by BJ — February 20, 2010 at 4:00 am

She would benefit greatly with a couple of make up lessons and she does her own make up because Ive seen videos of her doing it!