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	<title>Comments on: Sammy Sosa gets the Michael Jackson makeover &#8211; wow, looks like crap</title>
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		<title>By: Gabriela</title>
		<link>http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/08/sammy-sosa-gets-the-michael-jackson-makeover-wow-looks-like-crap/comment-page-2/#comment-12147</link>
		<dc:creator>Gabriela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DON&#039;T USE MICHAEL JACKSON FOR EXAMPLE! HE SUFFERED A BAD SKIN DESEASE! IT&#039;S PROVED! OF COURSE HE NEEDED A LITTLE MAKE-UP BECAUSE HE WAS IN DARK SPOTS AT SOME PLACES! MICHAEL WAS THE BEST!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DON&#8217;T USE MICHAEL JACKSON FOR EXAMPLE! HE SUFFERED A BAD SKIN DESEASE! IT&#8217;S PROVED! OF COURSE HE NEEDED A LITTLE MAKE-UP BECAUSE HE WAS IN DARK SPOTS AT SOME PLACES! MICHAEL WAS THE BEST!</p>
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		<title>By: sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When his baseball thing bombs out, he can do a Guido stint at a Queens pizza parlor. This way, when he&#039;s throwing the pizza high in the air and it falls on his face, the white stuff won&#039;t even show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When his baseball thing bombs out, he can do a Guido stint at a Queens pizza parlor. This way, when he&#8217;s throwing the pizza high in the air and it falls on his face, the white stuff won&#8217;t even show.</p>
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		<title>By: Memei</title>
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		<dc:creator>Memei</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and he still looks like a black man with terrible skin. sick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and he still looks like a black man with terrible skin. sick</p>
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		<title>By: kathy</title>
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		<dc:creator>kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sammy, you will never look white-you just look like a cadaver with liver lips.  How sad for you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sammy, you will never look white-you just look like a cadaver with liver lips.  How sad for you.</p>
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		<title>By: mimi</title>
		<link>http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/11/08/sammy-sosa-gets-the-michael-jackson-makeover-wow-looks-like-crap/comment-page-2/#comment-10132</link>
		<dc:creator>mimi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pathetic. He must have also taken lightning eyedrops çause his eyes have changed color.....maybe he was inspired by Twilight?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pathetic. He must have also taken lightning eyedrops çause his eyes have changed color&#8230;..maybe he was inspired by Twilight?</p>
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		<title>By: Audrey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Audrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sammy is Dominican and face cream or not, mixed heritage skin isn&#039;t necessarily always dark when you stay out of the sun. My husband got exotically dark outside when he was young and now that he works indoors maintains a dark Caucasian/ Brazilian skin color. He looks beautiful either way, I don&#039;t know why people feel like being so judgmental.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sammy is Dominican and face cream or not, mixed heritage skin isn&#8217;t necessarily always dark when you stay out of the sun. My husband got exotically dark outside when he was young and now that he works indoors maintains a dark Caucasian/ Brazilian skin color. He looks beautiful either way, I don&#8217;t know why people feel like being so judgmental.</p>
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		<title>By: Memei</title>
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		<dc:creator>Memei</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Disgusting. And whats so funny after the fake eye contacts, permed hair he still looks black lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Disgusting. And whats so funny after the fake eye contacts, permed hair he still looks black lol</p>
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		<title>By: Boof</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boof</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t insult vampires that way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t insult vampires that way.</p>
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		<title>By: Van Helsing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Van Helsing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quick, someone call the vampire hunters, this vampire must be staked quickly!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quick, someone call the vampire hunters, this vampire must be staked quickly!</p>
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		<title>By: Dy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can he &quot;un&quot; do this?  I&#039;m still seriously bothered by this.  Poor guy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can he &#8220;un&#8221; do this?  I&#8217;m still seriously bothered by this.  Poor guy!</p>
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