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Sammy Sosa gets the Michael Jackson makeover – wow, looks like crap

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Sosa’s reps are blaming his Michael Jackson makeover on ’skin rejuvenation’. Um, okay, sure. It looks like aggressive skin lightening of the Michael Jackson variety and that is not a good thing. He looks weird, somewhat like the character in the movie, ‘Powder’.

Anyway, Sosa also appears to have had at least two nose jobs in the 90s. And by the way, welcome to the Scary Celebrities Hall of Fame!!

Sammy Sosa over the past 12 months

Sammy Sosa over the past 12 months

Sammy Sosa

Sammy Sosa

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44 Comments

Comment by Susan — November 8, 2009 at 5:19 am

It also looks like he’s had an eye lift, the bags removed from underneath his eyes, and his lips look thinner. Maybe taking all those steroids had an effect on his brain?


Comment by MG — November 8, 2009 at 7:54 am

He was much cuter in the before pics. Looks kind of weird now, but still looks human.


Comment by Ella — November 8, 2009 at 9:53 am

You forgot to mention the change in his eye color – probably caused by tinted lenses. Next step would be to get them in blue …


Comment by Patricia — November 8, 2009 at 10:17 am

He was actually very handsome in the Before picture. It’s a shame he is doing this to himself.


Comment by Paul Wall — November 8, 2009 at 10:38 am

Another believer of “Only in America can a poor, dark-skinned Dominican boy can grow to up to be a rich White man.” I don’t see evidence of a nose job though.


Comment by Barbara — November 8, 2009 at 11:01 am

Goofy looking dude – kind of looks like a cartoon character.
He should know by now that he wasn’t born white – he should get over it.


Comment by Anon — November 8, 2009 at 11:01 am

Sammy Sosa is Puerto Rican.


Comment by Anon — November 8, 2009 at 11:03 am

He looks terrible he even got a relaxer on his hair.


Comment by Lola Granola — November 8, 2009 at 1:45 pm

I like him better as a black dude.


Comment by Jookie — November 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm

His face has the pallor of near death.


Comment by angela — November 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm

what kind of mental disorder would a person have to have, to want to look like a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON than you are?


Comment by Margaret — November 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Maybe he’s been watching too much “Twillight” and wants to be a vampire when he grows up! He is so scary now, especially with the change in eye colors! YIKES!


Comment by Dy — November 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm

Are you serious?! He was beautiful before and his skin color was gorgeous! Ugh! This makes me want to slap somebody! Skin rejuvenation? Who are they kidding?


Comment by CK — November 8, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Sammy, NOOOOO!


Comment by Frau Blucher — November 8, 2009 at 8:12 pm

that’s so weird. He’s a baseball player, no one expects him to be perfect. We expect them to look like regular guys! WTF was he thinking???


Comment by sue hansen — November 8, 2009 at 8:47 pm

what’s with the fake eye color – looks like lizard eyes


Comment by cara — November 9, 2009 at 6:40 am

you can deny than the vampire trend is “IN”
i say blame robert pattinson


Comment by Michelle — November 9, 2009 at 8:12 am

Sammy is Dominican not Puerto Rican…and what he has done to himself..looks gross! Why would anyone wnat to look like this?


Comment by Pam — November 9, 2009 at 9:44 am

He was much better BEFORE!!!!


Comment by Mike — November 9, 2009 at 11:49 am

He did look better before … and that ain’t saying much


Comment by Pickle Juice — November 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm

He looks hideous now. What kind of skin rejuvenation involves straighter hair and lighter eyes too? If he doesn’t sue, he got the results he sought.


Comment by GB — November 9, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Whatever he’s going for, he looks like a burn victim. No Caucasian has this skin tone!


Comment by shaniam — November 9, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Calgon, take me away . . .


Comment by Tammy — November 9, 2009 at 10:56 pm

He was a good-looking man before. The lighter skin color creeps me out. I do have to say, certain skin procedures inadvertently lighten ethnic skin.


Comment by Nuria — November 10, 2009 at 8:33 am

He looks scary. His skin is kind of ruddy and clammy looking. It even looks like he went out and bought ivory liquid base and put it on. It just doesn’t look right. Why the hell did he feel the need for this?


Comment by Jake — November 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm

This is great. I no longer have to register with a third party website in order to comment here. I didn’t know that Sosa was to scary looking now. I knew he was ugly before…but now he looks rather ghostly…wow!


Comment by Mazzanoblue — November 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Well someone at NBC has been looking at this site – I saw on Nov 9 these photos on the evening news. They even asked what was going on! Also, appeared on msnbc.com


Comment by salv.scarfone — November 11, 2009 at 3:29 am

I think that he seems a zombie…!!!


Comment by aMBER — November 11, 2009 at 4:46 am

scary


Comment by Obsidianpunk — November 11, 2009 at 5:56 am

Woah. If it makes him happy and if he can take this sort of social repercussions then good for him. My mind reels – “hey, if you are going to totally change yourself, gosh, make sure you look good afterward. No point in having a caucasoplasty if you come out looking ugly afterward when before you were actually good looking. When Black people of dark skin color lighten their skin they aim for “make me as white as possible” instead of the more sane option of “make me as good looking a white person of white ethnicity as possible”. To hell with it all though.


Comment by Boof — November 11, 2009 at 7:12 am

Well this damn sure wasn’t any cream or “skin rejuvination”. You have to put something into your body for this effect.


Comment by MeLuvWhiteSkin — November 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm

1) Dude uses a corked bat –strike 1
2)Dude uses steroids – strike 2
3) Dude fakes skin color and WORSE- FAKES HIS EYE COLOR. – strike 3

Is there anything REAL about Sosa?


Comment by tomtom — November 11, 2009 at 5:46 pm

One word for Sammie SHAMELESS.


Comment by tomtom — November 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Michellle you are wrong Sammie is not Dominican he is Norwegian.


Comment by Dana — November 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm

I think he took those whitening glutathione pills.


Comment by SELF_HATRED_IS_A_DISEASE — November 12, 2009 at 1:27 am

This man is pathetic! asfter all these years he still wants to be white? (nothing wrong with being white if both your parents are white) But this here is just sad, If I were his wife I would leave him I would take whatever babies we had (Selfhatred is contagious) and i would leave him to soak in a mixture of hair relaxer and Hydroquinine.


Comment by Frau Blucher — November 12, 2009 at 7:39 am

he said it was a cream he was using because the sun had affected his skin. Hello…aren’t dark skinned people less susceptible to sun damage? it doesn’t explain the lighter eyes.


Comment by Allie-Rose — November 12, 2009 at 9:11 am

’skin rejuvenation’?? Yeah right!! Definitely doesn’t look good. At least he seemed to have some personality before, now he just plain.
I see some rhino too


Comment by Bambi — November 13, 2009 at 2:13 am

His features look the same but he does appear to’ve had his teeth whitened– which makes sense now that his skin is lighter than his teeth used to be. And the contacts also make sense because with his natural eye color and his “rejuvenated” complexion, he’d look like Robert Blake in Lost Highway. Or Pinhead from Hellraiser. Weird.


Comment by heather — November 13, 2009 at 7:04 am

The contacts along with the lighter skin and slicked back hair just are tooooo creepy


Comment by actright — November 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

He looks truly scary and I hope he or his ppl read this site. Who is he fooling now he is a un-natural born weirdo….. The stories that his ppl are trying to put out about a skin problem fall on deaf ears, they need to come with something better than that lie. i would hate to see more of his skin and this is only a picture of his face. The things ppl do are scary, he looks pastie.


Comment by Dy — November 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Can he “un” do this? I’m still seriously bothered by this. Poor guy!


Comment by Van Helsing — November 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Quick, someone call the vampire hunters, this vampire must be staked quickly!


Comment by Boof — November 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Don’t insult vampires that way.




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