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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a big favorite on this site. Since we first mentioned her in 2003, she has had even more plastic surgery. Last week, she was flaunting her hard breast implants. They don’t look remotely real, but as long as she gets attention, its all good, right?

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

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Comment by methfreeq — October 11, 2009 at 1:41 am

This one is not human anymore, would like to see her naked to see what it had done to the rest of its body.

Comment by Karen — October 11, 2009 at 2:57 am

What is on her lip???

Comment by Fluffmitten — October 11, 2009 at 3:51 am

What’s happened to the skin around her eyebrows? It’s a completely different colour to what’s around it. Did she get waxed after having her fake tan done? And I still just don’t get why someone would have face implants to make their bone structure look so heavy :(

Comment by ausGeoff — October 11, 2009 at 6:03 am

“What is on her lip?”

Looks like a cold sore…yuk!

Comment by mr,ed — October 11, 2009 at 8:09 am

She’s 63. Except for the weirdness, she’s not bad for her age, anymore.

Comment by Brooke — October 11, 2009 at 8:15 am

You take that back, Mr. Ed! I think you’re confusing her with a horse. If you told me she was over 100 I’d still say she looked bad.

Comment by Robyne — October 11, 2009 at 8:24 am

She just gets worse and worse!

Comment by suzanne — October 11, 2009 at 9:01 am

Maybe those lips are about to explode ala’ Pete Burns. Overall,she looks like she is on steroids or something.Or maybe her lips, due to the fact she constantly has an open wound on them from all the injections, she inadvertently contracted herpes simplex. The boobs just make her look fat. They pale in comparison to her scary face. Doesn’t this lady have any idea what a mockery she has made of herself?
Despite all this, she has very nice hair!

Comment by le — October 11, 2009 at 11:52 am

I’m scared.

Comment by Ms. Canna — October 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Yikes! Is that her “real” hair? Just wondering since the rest of her is all fake/overly sliced and diced.

Comment by Nuria — October 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Gross, what’s up with her upper lip?

Comment by Teddi — October 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I just threw up several times. The snake around the neck is just the final touch to this hideous picture. I especially like the lack of eyebrows from the constant stretching of skin. Oh God, I just threw up again

Comment by DR.VEGAS — October 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Too easy. Just like any “work of art” -you see something new every time you look at it.In this case it’s her BARBIE DOLL HAIRLINE. Perfection…and by perfection I mean BRUTAL.

Comment by Denny Anderson — October 11, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Like a bad zit, this emotionally disturbed woman will not go away. Her insecurities will never be compensated for by plastic surgery. Maybe she can have a plastic bag sewn over her head so we can truly appreciate her.

Comment by Susan — October 11, 2009 at 4:50 pm

She literally looks like a monster. How can her husband wake up to that?

Comment by Hottie — October 11, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Well, she’s got GREAT hair and I bet she is an ANIMAL in bed :D Miaow!

Comment by Jeanne — October 11, 2009 at 5:44 pm

She has body dismorphic disorder and will never be satisfied with the way she looks.

Comment by Frau Blucher — October 11, 2009 at 7:55 pm

I have one word; EEEEEEEK!

Comment by Michelle — October 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm

She looks as if she is in recovery from a severe beating on her face!

Comment by Lola Granola — October 11, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Her eyes! They’re disappearing!

Comment by ms — October 12, 2009 at 1:49 am

These people need shrinks, not plastic surgeons!

Comment by Mike — October 12, 2009 at 7:07 am

… and she thinks she looks great.

Comment by Laurie — October 12, 2009 at 10:15 am

She has very severe body dysmorphic disorder. She’d probably be a bag lady if she weren’t extremely wealthy.

Comment by iga — October 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!………………………………..

Comment by Alexis — October 13, 2009 at 10:21 am

I just feel sorry for her. If this is how she looks on the outside, I can only imagine how horrible she feels on the inside.

Comment by Nick H — October 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm

What’s weird is that, neck down, she’s a very thin lady. Her face is just so inflated due to all the plastic surgery. I wonder if there’s anyway to reverse it.

Comment by Betty — October 14, 2009 at 12:09 am

Why is her face so big? Is it swelling or just implants?

Comment by Halifax — October 14, 2009 at 12:23 am

When I was young, I had the privilege of getting to know several members of the “Guinea Pig Club”. The Club was an association of World War Two veterans, mainly British airmen, who had been badly burnt or maimed in wartime and who had been treated by pioneering plastic surgeon Archibald McIndoe. Though the appearance of some of these men could initially give one pause, their courage, their spirit, and their postwar accomplishments were inspiring. A young boy could not wish for better heroes.

Having known people who were involuntarily disfigured by shellfire and burning gasoline I find it deeply disturbing,and very sad, that in today’s society there are people who derive aesthetic and emotional satisfaction from voluntarily maiming themselves using scalpels, lasers, and cash.

Of course, it is deeply unfair to compare the members of “McIndoe’s Army” with the vapid spirits that populate the pages of this site. For a start, McIndoe’s patients were far more handsome.

Comment by Count Blah — October 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Everyone always assumes that plastic surgery monsters are happy with how they look. Has Jocelyn actually said this? Maybe she had a few procedures that she KNEW looked awful and has been getting more surgery to try to fix them and just kinda dug herself into a hole.

Comment by Maggie — October 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Who’s her surgeon, Dr Mengele? He should be shot.

Comment by Butt Plunger — October 15, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Would gladly pile-drive her bunghole! Only so I didn’t have to look at that face!!!

Comment by Gaby — October 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm

OMG her chin is so big!! and her lips!?

Comment by Gaby — October 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm

OMG her chin is so big!! and her lips!? this is scary

Comment by Tracy — October 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Sadly this is a woman that is very mentally ill…anyone that isn’t would not go out in public looking like that.

Comment by Alan — October 19, 2009 at 3:11 am

She ain’t shy about being photographed so she’s clearly happy with her beauty program, so I’m happy for her, but I’d like to see an edition of “Scary Movie” featuring just characters like Jocelyn.

Comment by i call em as i see 'em — October 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Good to see that Jocelyn Wildebeast has gone for MORE surgery. No accounting for taste, I suppose. However,
I tend to agree with Tracy and the others- this woman is mentally ill, and any Doctor who would operate on someone that ill is a charlatan.

Comment by barbarena — October 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm

ewww…looks like a syphilitic chancre on her lip…and her frozen facial expression is one of being two-seconds away from accidentally killing herself by auto-erotic asphyxiation (snake necklace not helping matters)

Comment by Ginn — October 22, 2009 at 5:55 pm

well…the hair is pretty?

Comment by Lai-Lai — October 22, 2009 at 10:19 pm

I thought she died last year.

Comment by Tracy — October 25, 2009 at 6:39 am

How on earth does she blink her eyes? O_O

Too bad she ever thought she’d have to please her man by looking like a lion. Does anyone hold a photograph of her from before she started mutilating her face?

Comment by Lisa — October 28, 2009 at 3:13 am

I’m afraid she’ll lose her eyesight if her sides of her face went up any further!

Comment by Monique — October 29, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Ugh! I bet her ex husband is glad to be rid of this mess. Her face looks like it’s been stung by a million bees.

Comment by Owen — October 31, 2009 at 8:31 am

Jocelyn,looks beautiful,she’s in her 60’s,i mean alot of women her age would love to look like this.

Comment by konagrl — November 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Who could that guy be? It is all about the $$ with him, that is all.

Comment by Boof — November 15, 2009 at 2:52 pm

She looks like a burns victim. Is she?

Comment by Bella — November 28, 2009 at 11:36 am

She actually did this purposefully. She got surgeries to try to make her look like a lion. This is pretty much the way she wants to look.

Comment by Moongold — April 17, 2010 at 4:30 pm

People must surely realise the problem with this woman is INSIDE, rather than OUTSIDE. I saw photos of her pre-any surgery and she was actually attractive. She obviously has some serious image “issues” she needs to work on, rather than paying a fortune for people to slash her face. As she keeps having plastic done, she obviously has such a distorted self-image that she actually thinks this is all making her somehow more beautiful! How sad.

Comment by FMB — April 26, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Shut up for a moment, peoples.

I don’t know Jocelyn, but something tells me that she’s a nice person and a lot of fun to be around!

Comment by J. K. — May 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm

If Jocelyn’s face exploded, what would come out? I wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity, that’s for sure. This woman is a mental case; I feel very sorry for her. Could she possibly be a drug addict, too? Maybe she keeps having one surgery after another so she can stay on the heavy after-surgery pain medications. If this is true, maybe she doesn’t know what she really looks like!

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