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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a big favorite on this site. Since we first mentioned her in 2003, she has had even more plastic surgery. Last week, she was flaunting her hard breast implants. They don’t look remotely real, but as long as she gets attention, its all good, right?

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein
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This one is not human anymore, would like to see her naked to see what it had done to the rest of its body. |
What is on her lip??? |
She’s 63. Except for the weirdness, she’s not bad for her age, anymore. |
You take that back, Mr. Ed! I think you’re confusing her with a horse. If you told me she was over 100 I’d still say she looked bad. |
She just gets worse and worse! |
Maybe those lips are about to explode ala’ Pete Burns. Overall,she looks like she is on steroids or something.Or maybe her lips, due to the fact she constantly has an open wound on them from all the injections, she inadvertently contracted herpes simplex. The boobs just make her look fat. They pale in comparison to her scary face. Doesn’t this lady have any idea what a mockery she has made of herself? |
I’m scared. |
Gross, what’s up with her upper lip? |
I just threw up several times. The snake around the neck is just the final touch to this hideous picture. I especially like the lack of eyebrows from the constant stretching of skin. Oh God, I just threw up again |
Too easy. Just like any “work of art” -you see something new every time you look at it.In this case it’s her BARBIE DOLL HAIRLINE. Perfection…and by perfection I mean BRUTAL. |
Like a bad zit, this emotionally disturbed woman will not go away. Her insecurities will never be compensated for by plastic surgery. Maybe she can have a plastic bag sewn over her head so we can truly appreciate her. |
She literally looks like a monster. How can her husband wake up to that? |
I have one word; EEEEEEEK! |
She looks as if she is in recovery from a severe beating on her face! |
Her eyes! They’re disappearing! |
… and she thinks she looks great. |
She has very severe body dysmorphic disorder. She’d probably be a bag lady if she weren’t extremely wealthy. |
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!……………………………….. |
I just feel sorry for her. If this is how she looks on the outside, I can only imagine how horrible she feels on the inside. |
What’s weird is that, neck down, she’s a very thin lady. Her face is just so inflated due to all the plastic surgery. I wonder if there’s anyway to reverse it. |
Why is her face so big? Is it swelling or just implants? |
Everyone always assumes that plastic surgery monsters are happy with how they look. Has Jocelyn actually said this? Maybe she had a few procedures that she KNEW looked awful and has been getting more surgery to try to fix them and just kinda dug herself into a hole. |
Who’s her surgeon, Dr Mengele? He should be shot. |
Would gladly pile-drive her bunghole! Only so I didn’t have to look at that face!!! |
OMG her chin is so big!! and her lips!? |
OMG her chin is so big!! and her lips!? this is scary |
Sadly this is a woman that is very mentally ill…anyone that isn’t would not go out in public looking like that. |
She ain’t shy about being photographed so she’s clearly happy with her beauty program, so I’m happy for her, but I’d like to see an edition of “Scary Movie” featuring just characters like Jocelyn. |
Good to see that Jocelyn Wildebeast has gone for MORE surgery. No accounting for taste, I suppose. However, |
ewww…looks like a syphilitic chancre on her lip…and her frozen facial expression is one of being two-seconds away from accidentally killing herself by auto-erotic asphyxiation (snake necklace not helping matters) |
well…the hair is pretty? |
I thought she died last year. |
How on earth does she blink her eyes? O_O Too bad she ever thought she’d have to please her man by looking like a lion. Does anyone hold a photograph of her from before she started mutilating her face? |
I’m afraid she’ll lose her eyesight if her sides of her face went up any further! |
Ugh! I bet her ex husband is glad to be rid of this mess. Her face looks like it’s been stung by a million bees. |
She looks like a burns victim. Is she? |
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