Comment by Alict — October 1, 2009 at 6:36 am

That is just generally gross. The wonky fake boobs are disgusting, but look at her rib cage! Eat something, Holly!

Comment by Alexis — October 1, 2009 at 11:20 am

She is just not attractive, naturally or unnaturally.

Comment by Q — October 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm

I’ve always thought that she looked somewhat like a duck thanks to that plastic surgery.

Comment by terry — October 1, 2009 at 2:02 pm

water balloon boobs ewww.

Comment by MG — October 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Yikes. I don’t know about anyone else, but I always pose like that. Very ladylike. Maybe more surgery would help, couldn’t hurt at this point.

Comment by Lizzie — October 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Her Mama must be so proud of her.

Comment by Brenna — October 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm

The curves extending outward in the center are misshapen. Very sad.

Comment by L — October 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Does anyone know how recent this pic is? Her face, especially around the eyes, looks different.

Comment by Denny — October 1, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Having seen her on TV, her boob problems are nothing compared to her intelligence problems.

Comment by Jookie — October 1, 2009 at 10:56 pm

Her breastts are purple.

Comment by Chris — October 1, 2009 at 11:06 pm

I think she’s very pretty–she reminds me of Gwen Stefani.

Comment by Suzy — October 2, 2009 at 12:58 am

She just looks gross. Pretty much sums up how crappy people’s ideas of what looks good are. Bleah.

Comment by doo — October 2, 2009 at 8:55 am

It looks like she shoved grapefruits under her skin… D:

Comment by Act — October 2, 2009 at 9:30 am

One kind of has to wonder what the point of wearing that tiny little bottom is.

Comment by Louise Glass — October 2, 2009 at 10:38 am

She is ugly and now her breasts are even uglier. What more is there to say?

Comment by rac — October 2, 2009 at 11:28 am

Her mother must be so proud that she became everything that she envisioned she would become: a high-price prostitute to the AARP clientele.

Comment by Rose — October 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm

The unfortunate reality girls is that the boys like it.

Comment by WarpedRecord — October 3, 2009 at 1:02 am

Who is Holly Madison? Is she the one with the cupcakes?

Comment by serg — October 3, 2009 at 3:40 am

she’s not too skinny she’s just fine……it’s not a bad thing if your rib cage shows it shows you’re athletic….but the boobs are gross…..and i never liked her face too

Comment by GratuitousViolets — October 3, 2009 at 3:41 am

It looks like the implants are rippling beneath – not very realistic looking at all and I’m sure with the access she had to money she could have at least convinced Heff to get her a pair of Saline implants that would have had some nice natural sag and looked much more natural. The sad thing is though (just like Rose said), is that this is the reality and men seem to LIKE this? I don’t understand why, really. It might look “decent” but would feel very much like being intimate with a life-size barbie doll.

Comment by Kitty — October 3, 2009 at 4:12 am

Men like this because it dictates an easy woman. It probably doesn’t like a hell of a lot to please a woman that fits this stereotype, tragically.
Thus, girls like her re-inforce the “blonde, big-breasted, easy to please, even easier to lay” image.. It makes me shudder that my 14 year old sister knows who she is and supports the playboy lifestyle.

Comment by linda — October 3, 2009 at 6:54 am

it also looks like she has got some tummy tucks done and it sure doesn’t look good..

Comment by Laurie — October 3, 2009 at 8:42 am

Gratuitous,
Some boys like it because it screams “I’m available, easily! Give me attention!” She is an average looking woman who has added all of the (artificial in her case) trappings of attractiveness, the “pert, young, full breasts”, the light colored (equate with youth) hair, small nose, large eyes, etc. All of these are basically the comic book version of what one would look for in a youthful, fertile mate for the purpose of reproducing.
I saw photos of her before her facial plastic surgery. She basically looked like a slightly homely to average farmer’s daughter. Nothing to look at whatsoever. I think they did decent work on her nose.
She should remove those ridiculous breasts and dye her hair a more natural color. She’s already getting a little long in the teeth to carry off the white blond, soon it will just look like very light gray hair. She’d look much better with natural, smaller breasts and a light honey brown hair color. Of course that would be my opinion. The guys she’s appealing to would probably prefer she remain platinum blond and get even larger implants, a la Pamela Anderson (who had a much cuter face to begin with than Holly Madison).

Comment by Denise — October 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm

If the boys like this, then the boys are just as gross as Holly. No real man would find her attractive. Just shows what poor taste Hef has. His current teenage lovers will look just like this in a few years, if not sooner.

Comment by Bambi — October 3, 2009 at 9:08 pm

She needs to get those fixed– maybe men like the size and shape of these plastic jugs (debatable) but as far as how they would feel or move, they don’t seem very appealing.

Comment by le — October 4, 2009 at 4:24 am

I doubt any man who is in touch with real women actually find her attractive..anyone would know what good implants are. Unless people are seriously obsessed with porn and pamela anderson-type of porn stars which means a distorted view of “beauty”, those implants aren’t well-liked..unless they are covered up. People make fun of celebrities with bad plastic surgery anyway, why would ugly breasts implants be different?

Comment by DR.VEGAS — October 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm

She could stand a hamburger or two. That being said…I’d hit it.

Comment by Liz — October 5, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Another plain/homely girl putting $$ into what she believes will make her attractive..Do we live in an age of body dysmorphic women who have TOTALLY LOST the concept of natural beauty?? Rhetorical question…but HELL YEAH!!!! They all look the same…it screams to all of us, men and women…I HATE THE WAY I LOOK and I HATE MYSELF!!! There is no beauty in these freak-like creatures. They are all cookie-cutter and hideous. And now for thr DR.s that perform these surgeries…Is the Hippocratic Oath irrelevant when you have plain/homely come in with $$$?

Comment by KLG — October 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Yeah, yeah big ole’ fake boobs and too scrawny… but Holly’s got a beautiful face, and from the show she seems to have a decent sense of humor, and doesn’t take herself too seriously. It is really a shame that a more natural look isn’t in vogue, the obvious fake chest/ lips/ cheeks/ hair/ eyelashes thing is way out of control. These girls aren’t doing anything that people with marginal self esteem have been doing since jr. high was invented- they’re following trends. Slavishly.

Comment by dogface — October 8, 2009 at 9:58 am

OW, just OW! Those implants look painful! The showing ribs don’t help, either… It’s a real shame too, since it’s not like she had an ugly face or anything.

Comment by Shocked — November 7, 2009 at 5:57 am

Holly needs to get size B implants, dye her hair honey blonde, and move to New York to work as an executive at a fashion magazine. This Las Vegas stuff is juvenile and I suspect it’s partly to keep showing her stuff to Hef so he’ll remember what he’s lost as he rolls around with dimwitted twins and a Holly-replacement.

She needs to really move on. She showed herself capable of real work when she was managing Playboy shoots. This lingering in Hef-blonde barrel-boob lala-land is just wasting her life.

She’s a great example of how plastic surgery can move you a certain place in life and then leave you stranded there.

Comment by Bob — November 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Ugly never was cute before or after plastic surgery. Just plain ugly.