Comment by CK — September 24, 2009 at 7:44 am

I think her face looks nice in the top picture, but those are some of the ugliest boobs I have EVER seen. She should have spent the money on a tummy tuck instead.

Comment by Diego — September 24, 2009 at 8:05 am

I’m with the comments online. Playboy thinks that as men mature they want to look at this?! I don’t want to look at twenty year olds either, but this old hag is sick. She sadly looks like the mom at the subdivision pool who won’t admit that she’s gone to seed, but dilusionally still sees the 17 year-old iself n the mirror. BAD BAD Boob job—get your money back Kelly. The lipo didn’t work either and yes your tummy is as rocky and thick as your hips. Wear a ONE PIECE OLD LADY! and PLEASE don’t take your off your clothesunless the lights are off.

Comment by Brondie — September 24, 2009 at 10:29 am

She’s not very attractive.

Comment by matt — September 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm

square body, ugly fake boobs, looks like she has been been dragged thru life!

Comment by Alict — September 24, 2009 at 12:22 pm

It’s not even that the torso is square that’s so creepy, I think… if you really look, the top half of her torso is actually *bigger* because of a poorly executed tummy tuck… it inherently is unattractive because those aren’t natural human proportions.

Comment by mamallama — September 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Wow, that’s just a bad body all around. Looks like she is sucking her tummy in for all she’s worth in the bikini pic. And her legs look like they belong to a starving person. Playboy is gonna have to photoshop the heck out of her!

Comment by terry — September 24, 2009 at 10:21 pm

PLEASE lady do not pose nude.

Comment by eh — September 24, 2009 at 11:00 pm

I would love to see pics of the people commenting, ripping this beautiful woman apart.

Comment by dom — September 24, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Now you know why playboy is going bankrupt. Men do not want to see her lumpy body and hard breast.

Comment by Patrice — September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am

Ok, maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think Kelly looks great for her age. Botched plastic surgery and too much Botox? Sure, but that seems de-reguir for 40 something women in that industry. Did anyone see Courteney Cox in “Cougartown” this week? My point exactly. Yes the boobs are weird, but she IS in good shape nonetheless. I’d like to see what condition some of the housewives Kelly’s age who are blogging about this are in. They probably couldn’t hold a candle!

Comment by Ms. H — September 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Only the truly vain and clueless have hacked up bods like Kelly’s. Kelly does have a pretty face and I betcha she was the girl in 3rd grade who was taller than most and had long gangly legs. However, she was not meant to have boobage of any kind with her type of body. Whoever gave her those ghastly implants should have his or her license taken away. And Kelly, why don’t you tune up your IQ instead of tweaking your body?

Comment by Denny — September 26, 2009 at 5:29 am

This is what happens when you go to a veterinarian for plastic surgery.

Comment by Joan — September 26, 2009 at 5:46 am

She has a man’s shape. Was she a he and had a sex change?

Comment by Brooke — September 26, 2009 at 7:29 am

I’m with Joan– this is a man, right??? The veiny arms, the TOTAL lack of (natural) curves, the relatively skinny legs… I smell tranny. In the second picture he/she has an awful manly square jaw, too.

Comment by Marieke — September 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm

I agree, this must be a man! Her features and her body look so masculine. According to Wikipedia she has kids, are they adopted? Beats me how people can find he/she attractive.

Comment by Marieke — September 26, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Just read that she/he has beaten up her boyfriend. If that isn’t a male action!!!

Comment by MG — September 26, 2009 at 6:31 pm

She is ugly on the inside, that is the real problem with this housewife. However, the body and the face aren’t much better.

Comment by CATHAZAT — September 26, 2009 at 9:48 pm

Don’t even get me started on this hookah. She may be a tranny and I’m even more convinced after seeing her boy-man torso. I’m guessing she takes testosterone or has too much in her system. She’s also addicted to running, like Madonna, and that does nothing for shapely curves.

She is also ugly and her teeth are fake. Furthermore, she is not a lovely person inside and I’m afraid that is oozing out to the surface. She’s a desperate loser whose flash in the pan is just that.

Comment by Nuria — September 27, 2009 at 9:48 am

She needs to never take her clothes off! I saw her this past season on one of the shows wearing onf of those playboy bunny outfits and the first thing I thought was, she has no waist! She’s all legs and has the body of a frog. Why Playboy would even consider paying her even a dollar is beyond me.

Comment by Robyne — September 28, 2009 at 8:41 am

Playboy is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this tranny.

Comment by Kelly — September 29, 2009 at 7:33 pm

um she looks like she has been through some kind of traumatic incident when you look at her torso. Like a horrible car accident. She also need to cut her hair shoulder length it would make her look much better since she has a long face.

Comment by Anastasia — September 30, 2009 at 6:15 pm

dude looks like a lady

Comment by Kelly — September 30, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Can anyone tell me why some women have such big bulgy veins in their arms?

Comment by Suzy — October 1, 2009 at 12:27 am

Maybe she looks so bad because she’s “posing.” I mean…she’s not standing naturally at all, and it’s obvious she’s kind of self-conscious and concerned about her body because of the manic crunch-result stomach. The decision to pose in Playboy by a woman like this makes me think she has serious problems in her mind about her body and is looking desperately for some sort of “yes I look great” validation. Poor woman.

Comment by Bambi — October 3, 2009 at 9:17 pm

That may just be a bad pose. Her torso looks square, like a block in that photo!

Comment by Dejyachan — October 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm

I hate to be rude but…she’s got the toroso of the dude. I wonder if she was a he before at some time?

Comment by ocbody doc — October 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm

I guess the fact that everybody dislikes her makes it easier to bag on her breast implant problem.