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Kelly Bensimon and her weird breast implants scheduled for Playboy
29 Comments Published September 24th, 2009 in Bad Breast Augmentation, Kelly BensimonIn the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon
I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome
This is what Kelly will be showing off in Playboy
I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore
The reaction online has not been kind to say the least.
I don’t know what’s going on between the two pieces of her bikini, but it ain’t right. And I fear it is going to give me the bad dreams.
Meh face? Check.
Awful plastic tits? Check.
Thick waist? Check.
“Hips” same width as waist? Check.
I’m missing why this is such a travesty: this is what Playboy’s been crapping out since the ’90s. The only difference is that this one is lumpier than most of the others pre-Photoshop.
She has the torso of an grizzled old truck driver.
Ok I’m not a man, but are there guys out there who honestly want to see this messed-up body? The world must have spun off its axis if this shit is for real.
That is a man-abdomen if I’ve ever seen one. The muscular thick around the middle is about as unattractive as the fat thick around the middle.
No wonder Playboy is circling the drain.
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I think her face looks nice in the top picture, but those are some of the ugliest boobs I have EVER seen. She should have spent the money on a tummy tuck instead.
I’m with the comments online. Playboy thinks that as men mature they want to look at this?! I don’t want to look at twenty year olds either, but this old hag is sick. She sadly looks like the mom at the subdivision pool who won’t admit that she’s gone to seed, but dilusionally still sees the 17 year-old iself n the mirror. BAD BAD Boob job—get your money back Kelly. The lipo didn’t work either and yes your tummy is as rocky and thick as your hips. Wear a ONE PIECE OLD LADY! and PLEASE don’t take your off your clothesunless the lights are off.
She’s not very attractive.
square body, ugly fake boobs, looks like she has been been dragged thru life!
It’s not even that the torso is square that’s so creepy, I think… if you really look, the top half of her torso is actually *bigger* because of a poorly executed tummy tuck… it inherently is unattractive because those aren’t natural human proportions.
Wow, that’s just a bad body all around. Looks like she is sucking her tummy in for all she’s worth in the bikini pic. And her legs look like they belong to a starving person. Playboy is gonna have to photoshop the heck out of her!
PLEASE lady do not pose nude.
I would love to see pics of the people commenting, ripping this beautiful woman apart.
Now you know why playboy is going bankrupt. Men do not want to see her lumpy body and hard breast.
Ok, maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think Kelly looks great for her age. Botched plastic surgery and too much Botox? Sure, but that seems de-reguir for 40 something women in that industry. Did anyone see Courteney Cox in “Cougartown” this week? My point exactly. Yes the boobs are weird, but she IS in good shape nonetheless. I’d like to see what condition some of the housewives Kelly’s age who are blogging about this are in. They probably couldn’t hold a candle!
Only the truly vain and clueless have hacked up bods like Kelly’s. Kelly does have a pretty face and I betcha she was the girl in 3rd grade who was taller than most and had long gangly legs. However, she was not meant to have boobage of any kind with her type of body. Whoever gave her those ghastly implants should have his or her license taken away. And Kelly, why don’t you tune up your IQ instead of tweaking your body?
This is what happens when you go to a veterinarian for plastic surgery.
She has a man’s shape. Was she a he and had a sex change?
I’m with Joan– this is a man, right??? The veiny arms, the TOTAL lack of (natural) curves, the relatively skinny legs… I smell tranny. In the second picture he/she has an awful manly square jaw, too.
I agree, this must be a man! Her features and her body look so masculine. According to Wikipedia she has kids, are they adopted? Beats me how people can find he/she attractive.
Just read that she/he has beaten up her boyfriend. If that isn’t a male action!!!
She is ugly on the inside, that is the real problem with this housewife. However, the body and the face aren’t much better.
Don’t even get me started on this hookah. She may be a tranny and I’m even more convinced after seeing her boy-man torso. I’m guessing she takes testosterone or has too much in her system. She’s also addicted to running, like Madonna, and that does nothing for shapely curves.
She is also ugly and her teeth are fake. Furthermore, she is not a lovely person inside and I’m afraid that is oozing out to the surface. She’s a desperate loser whose flash in the pan is just that.
She needs to never take her clothes off! I saw her this past season on one of the shows wearing onf of those playboy bunny outfits and the first thing I thought was, she has no waist! She’s all legs and has the body of a frog. Why Playboy would even consider paying her even a dollar is beyond me.
Playboy is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this tranny.
um she looks like she has been through some kind of traumatic incident when you look at her torso. Like a horrible car accident. She also need to cut her hair shoulder length it would make her look much better since she has a long face.
dude looks like a lady
Can anyone tell me why some women have such big bulgy veins in their arms?
Maybe she looks so bad because she’s “posing.” I mean…she’s not standing naturally at all, and it’s obvious she’s kind of self-conscious and concerned about her body because of the manic crunch-result stomach. The decision to pose in Playboy by a woman like this makes me think she has serious problems in her mind about her body and is looking desperately for some sort of “yes I look great” validation. Poor woman.
That may just be a bad pose. Her torso looks square, like a block in that photo!
I hate to be rude but…she’s got the toroso of the dude. I wonder if she was a he before at some time?
I guess the fact that everybody dislikes her makes it easier to bag on her breast implant problem.
Looks like she has a diastasis recti: a separation of the six pack muscles. Lots of women have this after pregnancy, only hers is more visible because of her low body fat percentage. I think her body looks great.
….too many lumps…