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1. Too tight face lift – check

2. Can’t make facial expressions – check

3. Outrageously fake breast implants – check

You might remember Swoozie Kurtz from the tv show, Sisters, but not looking like a Spitting Image puppet.

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28 Comments

Comment by DJWhoop — June 24, 2009 at 5:25 am

I don’t know what’s funnier about this picture, Swoozie’s constipated face or Frank Langella shamelessly mugging in the background with his award held up for all to see.
And while I love love love her, this could also be a potential picture of what Kathy Griffin might look like down the road if she keeps messing with her own features.


Comment by Kelly — June 24, 2009 at 6:11 am

And then look at the wisened, knarled hands and withered arms which totally adds to the nightmare in terms of contrast.


Comment by Susanne — June 24, 2009 at 7:32 am

Don’t forget the super veiny arms and the hideous hands that NO plastic surgery could ever fix.


Comment by wermfud — June 24, 2009 at 8:21 am

I saw her 10 years ago on my plane to Hawaii, and she looked like the walking dead then. I can’t believe she looks as good as she appears in movies and photos, she’s a total hag- and not very nice. No amount of plastic surgery can reverse what I saw.


Comment by Sully — June 24, 2009 at 9:43 am

Why in hell did she wait all these years to attempt to make face look better? Check out the left “man sized hand” and all of the veins in her arms. She looks utterly stupid


Comment by Johanna Niemi — June 24, 2009 at 11:00 am

I don’t get it. If you have such a bad boob job – and you could cover it and look a tad better – why dont these people cover up a bit? Secret bad boob job cult? Plenty of dresses available…


Comment by suzanne — June 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm

HORRIBLE! She doesn’t look like her former self. Those boobs need to be under cover-they are gross. Plus she look scary skinny.


Comment by Tee — June 24, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Poor woman looks skeletal. Bad boob job and everything else is skin on bones. She needs to eat a few cheeseburgers.


Comment by MG — June 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm

I think her face looks fine.


Comment by Snarkgirl — June 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm

I was completely disturbed when I saw her on Law & Order. Thankfully her chest and claws were covered. I’ve always been a big fan and am sorry to see she succumbed to the Hollywood pressure so drastically. And badly.


Comment by JL — June 25, 2009 at 5:16 am

Donno what’s scarier…the hands or the chest…


Comment by sideshow — June 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Oh, Swoosie – you were perfect. I hardly recognize you. :…(.

And why can’t women look at themselves in the mirror before going out for a big night? or an errand? It looks like she’s thinking – what the hell, I’ll wear whatever I want. If I can’t do anything about this implants, as long as I feel comfortable…


Comment by Jake — June 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm

I watched Pushing Daisies because of Kurtz. I loved her in Sisters. What I like about her the most is the fact that she is proud of her fake breasts and are not afraid to flaunt them. Also she is still quite sexy for a 60+ year old woman.


Comment by Jill — June 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Her hands and face do not match and the breast implants look awful. Why did she do this to herself? I would love to stay looking young forever, but not at the price of never being able to move my face again.


Comment by Kelly — June 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm

OH NOOOOOO!
NOT SWOOZIE!
I love her!
SWOOZIE stop stop stop
esp the boobs they look ridiculous as all boob jobs do.


Comment by terry — June 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm

her breast are the worst and she needs to gain some weight.


Comment by Madeline — June 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm

This pic is from the 2007 Tony Awards. I’ve seen her plenty since then (Pushing Daisies, Desperate Housewives) and she looks great! I’ve also seen other pics of her taken at this same event, and this one is just extremely unflattering compared to the rest.


Comment by sparklfarkl — June 25, 2009 at 11:32 pm

she’s such a great actress…what the hell possessed her????


Comment by nitex — June 26, 2009 at 1:19 am

It’s strange how many middle aged celebs won’t realize that the years of revealing cleavages are irretrievably OVER. Face it and move on to more dignified robes. You’d be doing yourself and us a real favor.


Comment by Gaby — June 28, 2009 at 3:43 am

BAD BAD BAD BAD Boobs job!! Zombie hands too … this will make a big horror movie


Comment by Road Crossing Chicken — June 29, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Swoozie. Just. Stop.

Please!


Comment by fay — June 29, 2009 at 10:28 pm

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do these woman who have had the worst boob jobs put on dresses that would reveal that big huge gap in between their hard as nails fake baubles? I just don’t understand it at all, Do they not LOOK in the mirro before they walk out the door, or do they have handlers kissing their behinds telling them how good they look, knowing that they look like a fool? Good Grief!


Comment by Brian — July 1, 2009 at 10:30 pm

OMG – her boobs look ridiculous.


Comment by Kelly — July 7, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Fake breasts should NEVER be flaunted. Anywhere. Anytime. An amazing female personality should be flanted. Self-Confidence should be flaunted. Fake breasts should NEVER be flaunted, except perhaps by those who have nothing else to offer the world. Nope, not even then….


Comment by Vince — July 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Damned good actress, but JEEZ! Someone get her to a good nutritionist, ASAP!


Comment by Ella — July 15, 2009 at 7:02 pm

I think her face looks fine–could just be the way it was caught by the camera. But the body? HELLO, you’re supposed to HIDE your flaws, not show them off. A better dress was all it would have taken for her to look cute.


Comment by Xav. — July 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm

I think during the time she was breaking into the big time (in The World According to Garp and the series Love Sidney) her agent was told by a lot of casting directors she wasn’t ‘hot enough’ and it gave her a complex, even though looking back at that movie and that show, she was fine by most standards, just not Hollywood’s.


Comment by Javi — July 31, 2009 at 5:11 pm

I personally think the face isn’t bad…she’s really been able to hold back the hands of time. But her right boob is creepy!!!




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