Popularity: 19% [?]
Enough, Swoozie
Lose Weight: Free Laptop | Alli Fat Blocker | Free Flatscreen | Acai Berries
previous post: Disgraced pageant winner busts out -- next post: Would you change the face that got you a Vogue cover?
Filed under: Scary Celebrities by thestaff

1. Too tight face lift – check
2. Can’t make facial expressions – check
3. Outrageously fake breast implants – check
You might remember Swoozie Kurtz from the tv show, Sisters, but not looking like a Spitting Image puppet.
Popularity: 19% [?]
Related posts:
- Pamela Anderson looks like a Spitting Image puppet Pamela Anderson is a great favorite of the masses. She’s...
- Khloe Kardashian Plastic Surgery – Is there a point? Khloe Kardashian is the sister of media whore celebutante Kim...
- Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky face rolls on Gwyneth Paltrow’s new freaky tight face rolls on. I do...
- What I did with my ex-husband’s money! Here is what I did with my ex-husband’s money –...
- Real Housewife Lauri Waring – A ‘Before’ picture discovered! Lauri Waring is a former cast member of the...
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 at 4:39 am and is filed under the categories Scary Celebrities with the tags face lift, fake boobs, Swoozie Kurtz. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
28 Comments
I don’t know what’s funnier about this picture, Swoozie’s constipated face or Frank Langella shamelessly mugging in the background with his award held up for all to see. |
And then look at the wisened, knarled hands and withered arms which totally adds to the nightmare in terms of contrast. |
Don’t forget the super veiny arms and the hideous hands that NO plastic surgery could ever fix. |
I saw her 10 years ago on my plane to Hawaii, and she looked like the walking dead then. I can’t believe she looks as good as she appears in movies and photos, she’s a total hag- and not very nice. No amount of plastic surgery can reverse what I saw. |
Why in hell did she wait all these years to attempt to make face look better? Check out the left “man sized hand” and all of the veins in her arms. She looks utterly stupid |
I don’t get it. If you have such a bad boob job – and you could cover it and look a tad better – why dont these people cover up a bit? Secret bad boob job cult? Plenty of dresses available… |
HORRIBLE! She doesn’t look like her former self. Those boobs need to be under cover-they are gross. Plus she look scary skinny. |
Poor woman looks skeletal. Bad boob job and everything else is skin on bones. She needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. |
I think her face looks fine. |
I was completely disturbed when I saw her on Law & Order. Thankfully her chest and claws were covered. I’ve always been a big fan and am sorry to see she succumbed to the Hollywood pressure so drastically. And badly. |
Donno what’s scarier…the hands or the chest… |
Oh, Swoosie – you were perfect. I hardly recognize you. :…(. And why can’t women look at themselves in the mirror before going out for a big night? or an errand? It looks like she’s thinking – what the hell, I’ll wear whatever I want. If I can’t do anything about this implants, as long as I feel comfortable… |
I watched Pushing Daisies because of Kurtz. I loved her in Sisters. What I like about her the most is the fact that she is proud of her fake breasts and are not afraid to flaunt them. Also she is still quite sexy for a 60+ year old woman. |
Her hands and face do not match and the breast implants look awful. Why did she do this to herself? I would love to stay looking young forever, but not at the price of never being able to move my face again. |
OH NOOOOOO! |
her breast are the worst and she needs to gain some weight. |
This pic is from the 2007 Tony Awards. I’ve seen her plenty since then (Pushing Daisies, Desperate Housewives) and she looks great! I’ve also seen other pics of her taken at this same event, and this one is just extremely unflattering compared to the rest. |
she’s such a great actress…what the hell possessed her???? |
It’s strange how many middle aged celebs won’t realize that the years of revealing cleavages are irretrievably OVER. Face it and move on to more dignified robes. You’d be doing yourself and us a real favor. |
BAD BAD BAD BAD Boobs job!! Zombie hands too … this will make a big horror movie |
Swoozie. Just. Stop. Please! |
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do these woman who have had the worst boob jobs put on dresses that would reveal that big huge gap in between their hard as nails fake baubles? I just don’t understand it at all, Do they not LOOK in the mirro before they walk out the door, or do they have handlers kissing their behinds telling them how good they look, knowing that they look like a fool? Good Grief! |
OMG – her boobs look ridiculous. |
Fake breasts should NEVER be flaunted. Anywhere. Anytime. An amazing female personality should be flanted. Self-Confidence should be flaunted. Fake breasts should NEVER be flaunted, except perhaps by those who have nothing else to offer the world. Nope, not even then…. |
Damned good actress, but JEEZ! Someone get her to a good nutritionist, ASAP! |
I think her face looks fine–could just be the way it was caught by the camera. But the body? HELLO, you’re supposed to HIDE your flaws, not show them off. A better dress was all it would have taken for her to look cute. |
I think during the time she was breaking into the big time (in The World According to Garp and the series Love Sidney) her agent was told by a lot of casting directors she wasn’t ‘hot enough’ and it gave her a complex, even though looking back at that movie and that show, she was fine by most standards, just not Hollywood’s. |
I personally think the face isn’t bad…she’s really been able to hold back the hands of time. But her right boob is creepy!!! |
Leave a comment:








