Huge implants look bad on skinny girls

Huge breast implants look awful on skinny girls. Eat some cheeseburgers, Holly!

Holly Madison
Holly Madison

My guess is that her implants are silicone and not saline, because they have no sag at all.

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June 10, 2009 В· webmistress В· 37 Comments
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37 Responses

  1. LR - June 10, 2009

    Fake boobs look and feel FAKE and horrible! Why do women massacre their bodies to insert plastic bags of fluid into their chest. I can’t imagine what it must feel like to lug around that extra weight. Why would someone do that to themselves? Do you think that these implants will help Holly find love one day? I don’t. As a matter of fact, I think she would have more of a chance of finding real love if she had her natural breasts. She was no more than a commodity at the Playboy mansion. All of Hef’s girls are interchangeable and act the same. Open up for the old man and be sweet about it, and you can stay with him. Yuk!!

  2. Suzanne - June 10, 2009

    You know, you guys had her on GPS, and although I agree with the perfectly crafted makeoever to her face, I thought her boobs looked, and still do look, fake. They looked terrible on Bridget’s travel show recently. Really really spread apart and Victoria Beckham-ish. Still, though, her nose job is just gorgeous and her lips are not pumped up and whatever she did to her eyes and forehead look so natural. She barely has any makeup on too! I usually hate that fake-o white blonde hair, but on Holly it looks good.

  3. Ms. H - June 10, 2009

    Huge Boobs are a drag whether you are skinny, curvy or Chunky. It is hard to buy clothes. Your button up tops often gap and Big Boobs make you look top heavy and round–especially as you age and your mid section widens. Geez, i just don’t get why women want this problem. I have it naturally and i hate it. Holly, go for smaller, perkier breast that compliment your shape and how about coloring your hair more naturally as well? You are a cutie, but look too fake!

  4. CK - June 10, 2009

    Boobs aside, that is the nicest picture of Holly’s face I’ve ever seen. Her expression so relaxed and natural (even though her face is not).

  5. Mimi - June 10, 2009

    I don’t understand how anyone thinks fake tits are sexy. They look like bags of plastic!

  6. Teddi - June 10, 2009

    tell me what looks good? Wig, fake boobs, colored contacts,blotches of tan on her ribs???

  7. Sonia - June 10, 2009

    No makeup *also* looks bad on blondes.

  8. Blackie - June 10, 2009

    It’s not just the bolt-ons, it’s that godawful hair w/ that pasty complexion. Yipes.

  9. Singinchicken - June 11, 2009

    Overly bleached hair that looks like straw looks bad on skinny girls, too…

  10. Lil - June 11, 2009

    Is that a surgey scar in her armpit?

  11. Jess - June 12, 2009

    sheВґs trashy

  12. Angela - June 12, 2009

    I have to agree, because I lost a lot of weight, and my implants were amazing and now look awful. =( However, eating cheeseburgers is not the fix. I have a lot of health issues and can’t gain weight and can’t afford corrective surgery – so just remember girls, these things last forever… If you’re going to get them – GO SMALL! !!!! Wish I had!

  13. Angela - June 12, 2009

    PS – Obviously did not have the health issues at the time of surgery – Just want to warn anyone thinking of surgery that your body will change over the years so make sure you pick something that can go through the changes without looking WEIRD.

  14. Kristy - June 13, 2009

    Considering how wide her hips are, I think the implants could stand to be larger – in this picture anyway. She’s really only thin through the waist. Otherwise kinda average and hippy. Now, the gap in between looks bad but sometimes naturals have it too, and sometimes worse than hers. I think her white hair is worst looking thing about her.

  15. Turbolift - June 14, 2009

    I don’t think that saline vs silicone impacts the ‘sag’ factor. The pocket size, over vs under, amount of natural breast tissue, and implant size factor into the fakeness of the final result. A lot of gals like them to look this way. I’ve seen much worse. ie. Pam Anderson. Talk about chewed up breasts… sad.

  16. hobie83 - June 14, 2009

    What would really help her is a more natural haircolor. Hair that is all one shade doesn’t work on anyone

  17. meowomon - June 15, 2009

    Her dried up bleached out hair looks pretty bad too. And what’s with the black roots? I guess she can’t afford the salon visits now the Hef doesn’t pay her bills anymore.

  18. x - June 15, 2009

    Most guys won’t complain…

  19. miko - June 16, 2009

    she’s ugly and her weave looks terrible!

  20. Annie - June 16, 2009

    Actually, I think she looks good :) I never thought I’d say this but Holly looks adorable and cute in these photos ^^

  21. Bunnie - June 17, 2009

    The white hair, does not flatter her. She needs to go to a more honey blonde to compliment her skin tone.
    The implants looks a bit bolted on, but given some time I think they will soften. But size wise I think they are fine.

  22. KLG - June 17, 2009

    I think Holly looks lovely as always, but for that god awful print on her bikini.

  23. rhinocerous - June 17, 2009

    She looks pretty well-proportioned to me, on the skinny side but not boney and definitely not hippy. I’m just tired of seeing big, fake-looking breasts in general. I hope this is just a trend and not the wave of the future.

  24. babyd0ll - June 18, 2009

    Holly’s ugly to me. The only one who was cute was the “biggest” of the three, I forgot her name.

  25. Simon - June 19, 2009

    She was on the cover of Playboy lately and the picture was taken from the rear.
    She has a great ass even though she looks bad from the front!

  26. satinee - June 20, 2009

    She is not ugly; however, she is NOT ADORABLE or CUTE.

  27. Vince - June 20, 2009

    Wrong type of implants.

  28. afwsg - June 23, 2009

    She’s just not attractive to begin with. She’d look alot better with her REAL haircolor, but her eyes are pretty, so that’s something to work with.

  29. Brooke - June 25, 2009

    I’m sorry, who is this girl? A former Playmate? Men seem to envy Heff, but I don’t exactly consider this dried-up weasel-faced girl a playmate-level babe. The implants are bad, but for once I have to say the hair is worse.

  30. Warhol66 - June 26, 2009

    She looks like what she is a hooker

  31. Truth - June 27, 2009

    I almost didn’t recognise her without the makeup hiding all her features. Everyone else here seems to disagree but I would say she looks way better without the makeup – she is a natural beauty (she’s probably been tweaked a little but she’s more attractive without the makeup).

    I agree about the hair colour, it doesn’t suit anyone. Something in a honey blonde or soft honey streaked brown would much better suit her and her very pale skintone.

    Still at least she’s one celebrity who isn’t satsuma orange.

  32. bexdfw - June 30, 2009

    Does anyone else looooove that she’s wearing a crosS??

  33. Jerry - July 7, 2009

    Not only do her breast look unnatural, her hair color does too! Ugh!!

  34. LMP - July 7, 2009

    All playboy mansion girls are gonna have fake boobs and big ones. it’s just part of the scene. Asking a girl like Holly why she has huge fake boobs that don’t flatter her is asking like asking her if she her really considered making a living any way other than on her back – it’s a rhetorical question. The answer to both questions would be, “Ummm..Because, silly!”

    The thing I don’t get is the itchy-scratchy straw hair and brown sharpie eyebrows. What is THAT look called? I went platinum blonde for a while in my mid-20′s and with the right process, upkeep and conditioning, it can be soft and lovely. You have to start with healthy hair and it helps to be naturally fair to begin with. I was a natural dark blonde. My colorist used a Feria color called Hellblond but I think that’s its european name. it might be called something else in the USA. It worked really well but root touch ups had to be done carefully with as little comb-thru as possible. I also had to use a blue/purple type shampoo to keep it from getting brassy as well as make sure any styling products used had nothing in them that would discolour the hair. I stayed away from brash make-up colors such as bright reds, pinks, corals etc and stuck with nudes, plums & smokey looks.

    After 2 years of the upkeep, I cut my hair short and ket my natural color come back in. It was a lot of work to keep the hair properly conditioned and the colour touched up. Roots on my natural part & hairline had to be minor touched up every two weeks and all roots touched up completely every 3 to 4 weeks. if you didn’t, you looked like a hooker after a hard nights work or worse, Courtney Love after a bender.

    Extreme blonde colours can be carried off but you have to start with healthy hair and be willing to lose some of the length over time as your ends get brassy and overly bright. With her money and access to stylists, she has no excuse for looking like she’s wearing barbie hair.

  35. Evelyn - July 10, 2009

    She isn’t the most attractive person, and you can tell they’re implants – but I must say, people who are naturally that skinny can have large breasts – I’ve got huge breasts (not to brag or anything) and I’m about as skinny as she is… But I suppose it looks more natural on me, because they are natural.

  36. Chantel - July 21, 2009

    Her boobs look normal u weirdo. Dont be jealous.

  37. Bob - November 19, 2009

    Bad boobs, she should have went with smaller implants for a more natural look. Also, the hair is just plain awful. Go darker it will compliment her skin more. She’s very ugly and I’ve seen pictures of her before plastic surgery. She was ugly then too.

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