Britney's chest has vanished

Britney Spears has been through numerous changes over the years (not just the crazy kind). Her breasts have mysteriously vanished and she is back to her original flat chested state (a la 1998).

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June 9, 2009 · webmistress · 73 Comments
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73 Responses

  1. mr.ed - June 9, 2009

    She’s been training, with lower body fat. That means everywhere, including her chest. Some people lose in unexpected areas. Hers might just be above the belt.

  2. a reader - June 9, 2009

    i was one of those girls who “blew up” from an a cup to a c cup in one summer when i was 16, so i always gave britney the benefit of the doubt re: the possibility of her having implants at a young age. i figured if my chest could explode in one summer so could hers. but after seeing these pics i think its pretty clear that britney did indeed get implants at a very young age, which is really too bad. it would’ve been nice if she had been allowed to mature naturally before going through alterations to her body. but i guess when you are somebody’s cash cow….

  3. cara - June 9, 2009

    nothing is wrong with being flat chested. not to mention she really is not.
    i think she looks great.

  4. Renae - June 9, 2009

    Maybe comments about being ‘flat chested’ were part of the reason she decided she needed implants in the first place. Very hurtful. And we wonder why so many young girls feel inadequate with their God-given bodies.

  5. .... - June 9, 2009

    unfair comparison. the current photo does not give an accurate impression of britney’s current chest size. while i do not dispute that she has had various boob jobs, i think that her current size is a bit bigger than we can tell from that photo. any other bikini pictures show that.

  6. Suzanne - June 9, 2009

    Everyone seems to be doing this alot of late. Looks good!

  7. Willow - June 9, 2009

    I believe that before pic was 2 months after she had Jayden, in november 2006. No wonder her breasts were bigger. During her in The Zone tour back in 2004 she had the same size as now. She just uses push-up bra’s to make her breasts look bigger.

  8. Bazza - June 9, 2009

    Never heard of push up bras and chicken fillets eh? She’s toned up too, which wouldn’t help.

  9. Lynn Mary - June 9, 2009

    There you go again. Why the pejorative when a woman actually has natural, normal breasts? So, in your world, if you aren’t a double D you’re flat chested? Yet you make fun of women with Double Ds. Who made you the arbiter of chest size?

  10. Jess - June 10, 2009

    I agree with Willow, the first picture was right after she had a she second baby so of course her boobs would be bigger. She was still breastfeeding!

  11. Jess - June 10, 2009

    Oops, I mean “after she had her second baby”

  12. Tulla - June 10, 2009

    she looks better without fake boobs.

  13. Angie - June 10, 2009

    its called kids…

  14. .... - June 10, 2009

    Good call, Lynn Mary. I took offense to the phrase ‘flat chested’ in reference to Britney. I have seen other swim suit photos of her, where her breasts look nearly comparable to my c cups. I have never considered myself to be flat chested, and certainly hope that not everyone has become so deluded by huge implants (which some people seem to disapprove of as well) that Britney’s perfectly normal (perhaps a bit above average) breast size for her weight and height has become ‘flat chested.’ I bet seeing comments like that would make her real happy she removed the implants…..

  15. .... - June 10, 2009

    …and by ‘that’ I meant the post that her chest was flat, LOL.

  16. Pepe - June 11, 2009

    I think its an observation not a judgement. She’s definitely removed her implants!

  17. jo - June 11, 2009

    looks better with out the inplants.

  18. sparklfarkl - June 12, 2009

    much better! she’s a normal size and has normal size boobs. Gee whodathunkit!

  19. Alict - June 12, 2009

    Britney Spears did not have “natural, normal” breasts. She had a tiny chest when she started, suddenly ballooned up (WAY before she as even considering children), and now took the implants out. There’s nothing wrong with having a small chest (I envy those of you who do), the reason implants are so funny is because they look NOTHING like natural D breasts. They just don’t. It makes the implantee look like an idiot. So they get made fun of.

  20. Kristy - June 13, 2009

    Even when her breasts were bigger, they were usually either: 1. saggy with no bra, or 2. perky in an extreme pushup bra. I think it is possible with diet and exercise they just changed.

  21. Duh Master - June 13, 2009

    Um. It’s called pregnancy. Tends to change breasts….duh.

  22. robomarc - June 14, 2009

    you guys are idiots….she had babies…weight lost up and down with make you lose those bunnie points, shrinks and sag…all the parts of motherhood

  23. Stacey M - June 15, 2009

    She has toned up her body and her smaller size looks fine and natural too. My mom always said that men with little brains are attracted to women with big boobs. Women are so much more than mammary glands, shame on all of y’all.

  24. Jojo - June 18, 2009

    Come guys! That first pic was taken right after she gave birth!!!! Of COURSE her boobs were big. And now that she is no longer producing milk, her boobs have gotten smaller. Logic prevails!

  25. Crystal - June 21, 2009

    I think she’s lookin good. go britney!

  26. Kelly - June 27, 2009

    Stacey M said it for me. say after me ladies
    go take a look at some of Bif Naked’s interviews after she had mastectomy from breast cancer. She has no intention of getting fake boobs for reconstruction, she thinks women look just fine without lumps on the front of their chest whether by nature or by cancer. she is right.

  27. Lee Dill - July 16, 2009

    Maybe we should get away from the term “flat chested.” We throw this derogatory term around and then we wonder why girls/women are getting breast implants!! Some of us love the “athletic look.” And, smaller breast are DEFINITELY better on older women.

  28. Mike - November 5, 2009

    I’m honestly not attracted to her new look…whether she had potential implants removed, or whether she lost some weight in that area due to dieting/exercise.

    Some guys just aren’t attracted to women that do not have decently-sized breasts. Nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing that says I have to be attracted to a woman that is flat-chested. Obviously you don’t tell a woman she’s flat to her face–you’re just not attracted to her physically.

    I didn’t even mind when she gained some weight–still thought she was smoking hot–she still had a nice rack then (2007 VMAs)…but I’m not so sure now…I wasn’t a huge fan of her chest size in teh Circus vid =/

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