Archive for May, 2009

Take this lesson from Baywatch babe and Playboy model Angelica Bridges. If big breasts get you attention, plumping your lips will get you even more. This is just the look she needs to get from syndicated TV to those saucy Cinemax late night ‘films’.

When you cross Rachel Ray with a gollum, you get? According to Queen of This Tiny Land, you get Meg Ryan! Poor Meg, she’ll never live down her awful plastic surgery.

What’s new at Awful Plastic Surgery?

What’s new at Awful Plastic Surgery?
The Ugliest Rock of Love Chick Ever
New scary implants from the UK
Jillian Michaels review
How to make your teenager look 25 overnight
Amanda Lepore – my lips are sausages!
Separated at birth? Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler
Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?
Did she buy them at Walmart?
Gulianna’s Fakes!

Daisy De La Hoya is the most unattractive contestant to ever participate in the reality show Rock of Love! She has a bad nose job (it makes her face look long even longer) and her lips make her look like a duck. You can see that her original nose was not bad looking; I [...]

Here are a new pair of scary breast implants straight from Germany. Above is porn star Annina and she has been placed in the Big Brother Germany house to ’spice’ things up. Her implants are horribly oversized and do not even look remotely realistic. They look painful actually. Scarily, she has already had sex [...]

Jillian Michaels

I see London, I see France, I see someone’s fake breast implant. Way to go Jillian Michaels.

Want to know how to magically make your teen daughter appear 10 years older in just 24 hours?

With lips like tasty Jimmy Dean sausages, gender bender Amanda Lepore is irresistibly tasty. Love the red trout pout.

Separated at birth? Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler? They both have insanely puffy lips. In those photo, I believe Janice has an upper lip implant.