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Jordan’s breasts look ridiculous
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Jordan’s breast implants look horrid in normal clothing. They definitely appear fake and bolted on.

If you think that is bad, check out her nipples!
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Not to mention her tan makes her look old fart. |
I think her total look is not so bad, but this oily tanned thing….I don’t get it. Look at Scarlett Johanssen: pale with that beautiful skin. She’ll look great when she’s in her 60’s…and face it, your skin is the best asset you’ve got. You can diet, you can exercise, you can eat right, but if you trash your skin in the sun when you’re in your 20’s……fuhgeddaboudid. |
I don’t think their falseness was ever in question. Everything about Jordan looks fake and tacky, now that she’s altered her face, too. |
No, they don’t look “horrid”, although you can tell they are implants. Hell, given their previous size, she’s now at least approaching normal. In any event, she was an attractive woman before the implants, during and will be whenever she has these removed. |
The boobs look OK to me, but the butt ugly orange tan, and skanky stringy, dull black hair are ridiculous. Do women who do these things to themselves honestly think they look good. |
Her whole look is ridiculous the black unnatural hair color the gross tan and the giant implants complete the look. |
She is trying to remodel herself from Barbie into Angelina Jolie (unsuccessfully)! |
There’s something weird going on with her face, too. What is that moustache-like line above her top lip? It looks like there’s one on the other side too. |
Grotesque. They must be incredibly uncomfortable and will ruin her upper structural frame. |
Never mind about the hideous fake boobs , whats with that awful hair of hers |
Her boobs have always looked bad since the surgeon got hold of em, the REAL bad surgery is those lips, duck pout or what? It makes her look so, so ugly. I dont know why she thought they would look good? Her lips actually look painful and idiotic. |
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