How to make your teenager look 25 overnight

Want to know how to magically make your teen daughter appear 10 years older in just 24 hours?

Buy her breast implants, stick her in a bikini, invite the paparazzi, and tell her to play on the beach as if she is alone (and to squeeze her breasts together at opportune moments) and it is not a staged photo op! And voila, you’ll have oldest, most ‘experienced’ looking teenager on the block! Just ask Dina Lohan, she can give you tips.


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May 5, 2009 В· webmistress В· 62 Comments
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  1. Laura - May 5, 2009

    Well what does one expect with her role model and parental guidance…or lack thereof??

  2. Ms. C - May 5, 2009

    OMG, you can see the shape of the implants since she is so skinny! I can’t believe a mom would let her teenage daughter get implants!!

  3. Sharon - May 5, 2009

    Worst. Mother. Alive.

  4. sparklfarkl - May 5, 2009

    that is so sad. If those kids weren’t in Hollywood they’d be taken into foster care.

  5. Fiona - May 5, 2009

    Obviously fake and proof that the social should to take Dina Lohan’s kids off her. She’s a disgusting excuse for a mother!

  6. jen - May 5, 2009

    I think shes 15 maybe? her mom is so stupid to get that kid inplants she dont need them.

  7. tina - May 5, 2009

    Ally,looks like shes 30 years old she needs to be a kid her mother is an idiot. Look how her sister turned out I feel sorry for her.

  8. natassa - May 5, 2009

    i have a question, is it allowed for a 14-15 y.o. to have breast implants, when actually her real breasts could still be growing?

  9. Sally - May 5, 2009

    When will Dina Lohan get a life and let her daughters just be kids? Ali is far too young to have surgical enhancements — she’s gonna look like a hooker by the time her mother gets finished with her and for what??? So Dina will not have to get a real job and support herself.

  10. Ms. H - May 5, 2009

    Dina Lohan should be stripped of her Mothering duties. She is a bad example to young and mature women. The one thing she has done is make her Jackass ex-husband Michael, seem more normal. Good lord no wonder Lindsay is sexually confused and a danger to herself.

  11. catiesd - May 5, 2009

    Disgusting … shame on her family, shame on the surgeon. I’d put her closer to 30+, Gross. That whole family is pathetic.

  12. TeeKay - May 5, 2009

    I swear she looks older than Lindsay!

  13. marisa - May 5, 2009

    she looks closer to 30…

  14. katy - May 5, 2009

    yay, you saw my comment.

    they are obviously fake. no breasts are that round when they’re pushed together. they look bolted on. ew. that must be against the law, right? she’s so young.

  15. kate - May 6, 2009

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

    she is sooo tacky and gross.

    wtf is her mother thinking?!?!

  16. Tamara - May 6, 2009

    Its sad that dina lohan is such a monstrous stage mum, the poor kid didn’t have a hope in hell

  17. DP - May 6, 2009

    Oh no, no, no.. I really hope this is photoshopped. That Dina Lohan is a sad woman. To f**k up her kids like that etc, well we all know the story. But still.. This is sad.

  18. Christi - May 6, 2009

    Too young, too round, too fake looking. This child has already proven that she has no talent on “Living Lohan” so why does anyone care about her any more? Dina should let her kids be normal kids and stop trying to live through them!

  19. Vince - May 6, 2009

    Again with the Lohans……didn’t a lot of people have to eat crow about all the hoop-la over big sister Lindsey’s bustline? I’ll wait for more photos, etc., before I accept (yet another) a snarky quick observation.

  20. ms weizenheimer - May 6, 2009

    What’s more surprising about this photo is that the girl can actually smile. She is one of the worst whiners on TV — although given the horror of a mother she has, I guess her attitude is reasonable. What decent ethical plastic surgeon would put these into a GIRL?

  21. Lauren - May 6, 2009

    Those aren’t breast implants moron. Jesus if you’re running a site like this shouldn’t you know the difference?!

  22. stiggy - May 7, 2009

    with them jugs theres no danger of her drwoning

  23. DJWhoop - May 7, 2009

    the Lohan clan – headed by big mamma drama Dina – have absolutely no shame.

  24. Katie - May 7, 2009

    Doesn’t her mom realize there are perverts out there?? Way to make your daughter more appealing to pedophiles Dina.

  25. maureen v - May 7, 2009

    sick family,what a disgrace

  26. lisa rossi - May 7, 2009

    At 18, she would be perfect to make adult movies. Then she and Lindsay can play together on the little screen.

  27. chasesmum - May 7, 2009

    This just makes me feel sad. The mother is such a pathetic loser- some people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed..

  28. Ani - May 7, 2009

    There is something evry wrong with this family.

  29. Craptaculous - May 8, 2009

    She doesn’t look a day over 40

  30. se - May 9, 2009

    wow… the family’s screwed up.

  31. lisa - May 9, 2009

    Seems like that’s a rite of passage every Lohan woman must go through at 14!

  32. lisa rossi - May 9, 2009

    Like I said, made for porno!

  33. sparklfarkl - May 9, 2009

    if the lohans weren’t living in beverly hills, those kids would be in DCFS as we speak…sad sad sad.

  34. Abbby - May 9, 2009

    She looks like Margot Kidder (Lois Lane from the 80′s) say, 20 years ago.

  35. Susan - May 9, 2009

    Why do the Lohans (Dina and Michael) still have custody/involvement in their kids’ lives? Isn’t there a responsible grandparent or aunt/uncle who can take custody and stop this madness. I really believe this is tantamount to child abuse.

  36. vegasqt - May 9, 2009

    Lord have mercy, will someone please call Child Services and get these kids taken away from the wack job that is Dina Lohan? Lindsay is an alcoholic cokehead but I guess her mother doesn’t care as long as she gets a cut of the money, and now we have a fifteen year old with breast implants? Any surgeon who does breast augmentation on anyone under 18 deserves to lose his medical license.

  37. Aliro - May 9, 2009

    Dear lord… She doesn’t look 25, she looks 35! I’m 25 myself and I look younger than her!

  38. TeeKay - May 10, 2009

    Ali looks a lot like my cousin, who is a pretty lady….of almost 50.

  39. izzy - May 10, 2009

    I do not think she has breast implants! Egads my daughter is that size at the same age! And that “round”ed of a look too! Yeah she looks older due to being in sun and the freckles that run in the family and her mom should sunscreen her more… But get over the implant ideas… Actually she looks like the Ali McGraw, which is weird given they have the same uncommon first name!

  40. Suzy0101 - May 11, 2009

    Why are these girls so popular? I could walk down an aisle in Wal-Mart after school and find 10 teenagers better looking than this girl or her big sister. I just don’t get it.

  41. Lisa - May 11, 2009

    Where did they find a doctor to do that to a minor?!

  42. Jake - May 12, 2009

    She looks Kristen Davis from Sex in the City.

  43. Shelly - May 12, 2009

    Oh my GOD! Haven’t they figured out by now that fake breasts don’t gain you respect in Hollywood? HORRIBLE!

  44. lisa rossi - May 12, 2009

    if you got the cash there will always be a doc to do it

  45. Edgardo_G - May 12, 2009

    poor AILO! she’s on the way to being just like her sister, LILO! Dina Lohan should be beaten! WTF was she thinking??

  46. kelly - May 14, 2009

    She looks older than 25 even!! Hair colour is way too harsh.

  47. Fina - May 14, 2009

    They don’t look like implants to me. The top pushes the up giving them more of a rounded appearance than they would have otherwise.

  48. kika - May 14, 2009

    my boobs look very round like that even when i push them together and mine are 100% real.

  49. Not impressed - May 15, 2009

    I don’t even care if they are fake – why would you let your little girl run around in that bikini top and invite paparazzi to photograph her! THAT is what’s disturbing, here. I don’t know if they’re fake or not and I really don’t care. She is selling her daughter’s body to get fame and money.

  50. Janet - May 16, 2009

    Huh? Those don’t look fake. It looks like she might have push up pads in or something. In fact, that is exactly what mine look like in a push up bra…and I’m certainly not enhanced.

  51. G - May 17, 2009

    Sadly, She’s looking older than her sister Lindsay. Dina is supposed to be her mother, not her best friend, she’s supposed to stand her ground not let her teenage kid get implants. I think Dina would be the epitome of a bad stage mom.

  52. Anne - May 17, 2009

    Are we sure these are implant? They do look too rounded, but thankfully, they don’t look overly huge. This family is pitiful. They have a convict for a dad, and a mom who wants to be in the “in crowd” in Hollywood. I have never seen young girls age so badly or look so sad. Ali and Lindsay look like they’ve been rode hard and put away wet. I know that freckled people are predisposed to wrinkling and age poorly, but gimme a break – they aren’t even old. I just don’t get why anyone thinks they’re attractive. Lindsay is a good actress (she really is) but they look like hags.

  53. John House - May 18, 2009

    G-d she is ugly now. But I dunno if those boobs are implants. Recall everyone accused Lindsay of having had implants, but hers were natural and she had a beautiful, curvaceous body at 18/19. But then she went anorexic and the boobs disappeared. Now that she’s not skeletal, some of the boob’s come back, even if they are pancake-y. All of that abuse to her body’s messed up her gorgeous hourglass shape. : As for Ali…she has no shape, but boobs, so….

  54. Iman - May 18, 2009

    you guys are overreacting!! If i squeeze my boobs together they look just the same and i havent had any plastic surgery!

  55. Nicole - May 19, 2009

    Considering how big Lindsay is naturally…I really doubt Ali got implants. It’s the angle or the bathing suit, I’m sure…

  56. Kris - May 21, 2009

    Personally, I think it is possible that she just has really nice round, firm boobs (some of us do, even when we were her age). Mine are like that, and so are my 52-year-old friend’s & she has had 2 kids–her’s are as round and firm as can be. And many, many natural breasts have a space/gap between them. If they are implants, absolutely no law or parent should allow this at that young age. Eighteen would be a more reasonable age. But I think she looks great!! Sorry I don’t agree with the haters.

  57. Mike - May 25, 2009

    I have a teenage kid and this type of thing is not just Hollywood boys and girls. There are a couple of girls in her class that have had implants and brag about it. I knew there should never of giving Paris that damn TV show. Now every teenage girl wants to look like a hooker!

  58. Caitlin - November 6, 2009

    Okay. I have natural huge boobs :( and I am 16 years old. My boobs are about the same size as hers and they DO NOT look like that. There is no way that is natural.

  59. Javah - January 31, 2010

    It’s sad that this kid is getting more attention for cosmetic surgery and her mature appearance than for actually doing anything. Has anybody seen her in anything? Does she act or sing? She needs a new manager.

  60. Alex - February 6, 2010

    Oh it looks alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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