Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?

Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square? Just ask exotic dancer Coco.



April 30, 2009 · webmistress · 30 Comments
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30 Responses

  1. Kelley - April 30, 2009

    Are you sure she’s not insisting they’re real ? Just like her butt implant ? Hilarious. These are more gross than Pam Anderson’s !!

  2. Jodi - April 30, 2009

    Ew, ew, ew!!!!!!!!! I read somewhere that she got implants to match her “curvy” figure. Apparently, she felt her butt was too big and needed to balance out her body. I think she could have achieved that without going so freakishly big!! I saw, “NO!”, they are NOT still boobs when they are so misshapen as these. Square is definitely NOT a natural shape! Goodness, why do women make themselves look so sleazy?!?!? Those are disgusting!!

  3. Jay - April 30, 2009

    They will not look square after awhile. It looks like that when someone just gets them done. It take awhile for them to settle.

  4. steve - April 30, 2009

    “I’m gonna go draw boobs on the Etch-a-Sketch!”
    “Go ahead, they always turn out square!”

  5. PJ - April 30, 2009

    oh good grief… just one question… why?

  6. Suzanne - April 30, 2009

    She is Ice-T’s wife and she looks mighty scary here.

  7. Osgood Z'Beard - April 30, 2009

    Gross. No way in hell would I hit that.

  8. Ms. C - April 30, 2009

    She is Ice T’s “wife”. I’m surprised she isn’t wearing something that shows off her camel toe. Lol

  9. Josh - April 30, 2009

    She’s a homely looking freak..What a JOKE

  10. A.M.Bush - April 30, 2009

    haha sick, that looks like one of those ciabatta breads from jack in the box.

  11. x - April 30, 2009

    Maybe so…but they look really good to me…

  12. Laura - May 1, 2009

    Why must people go to such lengths to distort the body? Enhancement is one thing, freakish distortion is another.

  13. duder - May 1, 2009

    You think those look really good? There’s something wrong with you.

  14. kelis - May 1, 2009

    Is anything on this woman real? Seriously. Every since the first time I saw her, I thought she was one of Ice T’s former prostitutes and they just decided to go ahead and get married. She has a great body, yes that is true, but it’s store bought.

  15. Vince - May 1, 2009

    Square? I don’t see that…..looks like she’s had a touch up and they haven’t settled in yet. Someone suggested she has implants to give her that bodacious butt. I guess being subtle is not a familiar term to her. Oh well, live and let live.

  16. Jake - May 2, 2009

    She looks like she is about to give birth to twins….those mounds are about to burst!

  17. Kelly - May 2, 2009

    I feel I need a Penicllin shot now after looking at that.

  18. Sonia - May 3, 2009

    Looks like the left one has a varicose vein on the bottom.

  19. Ani - May 3, 2009

    What a mess

  20. frewt - May 4, 2009

    she’s repulsive and so is he – a match made in heaven.

  21. Vince - May 4, 2009

    Sorry, they don’t look “square”…although I don’t think anyone would be fooled to think they are natural. Also, can anyone verify the “butt padding” urban legend? In any event, the concept of “subtle” is obviously not known to Ms. Coco. Whatever, she’s happy, Ice is happy…the fan base is happy. Live and let live.

  22. Sharon - May 4, 2009

    There comes a time when they have had so much done they are not sexy women anymore… they are clowns… just add a red rubber noes and big fake feet and call her Bozette!

  23. Loxodonta - May 5, 2009

    Oh dear, how awful! I thought, let’s look up some pictures before the implants, bus no such luck….. What I did find out, is that she has evenly hideous butt implants!

  24. kelis - May 8, 2009

    I don’t see how some of you can not see that her boob on the right is square shaped. I think the author should have pointed it out because I can clearly see that it is off.

  25. Aliro - May 9, 2009

    To me, they just look like they haven’t settled yet.

  26. amy - May 11, 2009

    Coco is a beautiful woman. Ice T is a very lucky man.

  27. Shelly - May 12, 2009

    Coco is very pretty. However, you can see that she’s got some scar tissue issues going on with her breasts. Hopefully she’ll get real and at least opt for a smaller much more realistic size.

  28. MG - May 13, 2009

    Very obviously fake looking. She looks like a bimbo extrodinaire.

  29. Jenna - May 18, 2009

    She has a gorgeous shape, she looks great in a form fitting dress that covers her botched areas and just shows her figure, even though it is most definitely store-bought cause let’s face it — white girls aren’t built like that naturally. I think she was trying to get a black/latina type shape in order to hook a black man.

  30. Felicia - July 27, 2009

    I think the more over sized the boobs and the smaller the woman, the most likely they are to move and/or become misshapened over time.

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