Kelly Bensimon's breasts horrify the web

Kelly Bensimon is the most hated housewife on ‘Real Housewives of New York‘; on the show, she alternates between acting high on drugs, vapid, or just plain childish. Kelly clearly thinks she’s the hottest chick on the show. Well, some photos of her scary cleavage showed up today on the web, so I think her opinion is going to change. Her implanted breasts look like they are running away from each other. They look like saline implants, because there is some sag, but Kelly is a lean bodied woman. Hence, the implants cannot hide under breast fat and are obvious.

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April 22, 2009 · webmistress · 50 Comments
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  1. Joe - April 22, 2009

    I watched that show and I dont know how any of them are married. They are all awful people, and should be eaten alive by zombies if there was any justice in the world.

  2. Pam - April 22, 2009

    She thinks she’s the hottest?????? Puleeze!!!!!! She has a mannish face and that horrid chest. Why would anyone wear that dress with that chest. Do you have a mirror, woman??????

  3. woof woof - April 22, 2009

    1 looks kinda real and the other doesnt

  4. Jodi - April 22, 2009

    WOW! Those are SO obvious! Why do women do this to themselves!?!?! I have to wonder if they look in the mirror and think, “crap – these don’t even look real at all!” Probably not, or they would never go in public. At least I wouldn’t if I looked like that! And hot!?!?! Not really! She has a hard, scary (kind of looks b*tchy) face! And a little masculine too! Not hot – not hot at all!

  5. Kelley - April 22, 2009

    Scary is right !!!

  6. Andrea - April 22, 2009

    Horrible, horrible boob job………………. Not only are they far apart, one is much larger……………. Go get them fixed girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Suzanne - April 22, 2009

    Eww. these look terrible. Did they shift over time or were they always like this? Her face is nice though. She isn’t all carved out like that repulsive Bethenny Frankel.

  8. Nuria - April 22, 2009

    Yep, she’s certainly got issues. I can’t stand her. I’m also wondering why she’s on a show for “housewives” and she’s not even married. I saw her on the tennis match show, and she walked on to the court like she was still riding a horse or something. For a former model, her walk is atrocious!

  9. Bloom - April 22, 2009

    I can’t stand Kelly. She really thinks too highly of herself.

  10. sara - April 22, 2009

    OMG she looks like she’s laying down whilst standing up! A bra, or a less ill-fitting dress, or even some tape might have helped with that, but how fun for us that she just let those puppies do their own thing!

  11. CK - April 22, 2009

    OMG those are absolutely awful.

  12. Noel - April 22, 2009

    Oh my god, they look HORRIBLE!

  13. NO P.S. 4 me - EVAH! - April 22, 2009

    What the F*** is she thinking? with “alleged” cleavage (?) like that I wouldn’t even leave the house let alone wear a revealing dress. That chest is for baggy T-shirts only.

  14. Janis - April 22, 2009

    This is horrifying. The weirdest part is that one breast looks like an implant, the other more natural.

  15. Laura - April 23, 2009

    Besides all that, I don’t care for her orangey coloration…

  16. chrissy - April 23, 2009

    why she chose to wear that outfit is a mystery. i’m sure it cost big bucks, and that is all she cares about…but why not find something that costs big bucks AND flatters your silicone fille tata’s? i’m just askin’

  17. Jay - April 23, 2009

    Why are they so far apart? Maybe she needs bigger implants to fill out her whole chest.

  18. MG - April 23, 2009

    I agree that this woman is insanely stuck on herself. Her boobs look the same way, “stuck on”. She isn’t as hot as she thinks she is, at all.

  19. Beth - April 23, 2009

    I think this is one of the first times I’ve laughed out loud at a post. Those are some awful fake breasts. The situation is made all the funnier because she thinks she’s such hot shit.

  20. SomeBitch - April 23, 2009

    What kind of doctor did that? While I think too high and close together looks bad, the doctor went too far in the other direction; you could fit a THIRD breast in between the two. That dress doesn’t help the look, either. If she lies down, they’d probably roll right off.

  21. katy - April 23, 2009

    that is so gross.. she is so ridiculous on that show, bethenney should just laugh in her face everytime kelly opens her mouth..

  22. WTF?! - April 23, 2009

    Seriously?? How the hell could this nasty tramp think that looks even REMOTELY sexy? Easily one of the WORST boob-jobs EVER! Her surgeon should lose his license for than monstrosity!!

  23. ragtag - April 23, 2009

    does this woman not own a mirror???

  24. ellie - April 24, 2009

    I’ll keep my little ones, thank you!

  25. SB123 - April 24, 2009

    She was arrested for Assault in March 2009. Not sure why people like this still walk red carpets and get invites to events. (She’s 40 y/o.)

  26. sparklfarkl - April 24, 2009

    Is it so bad having a B cup that women will do THAT to themselves???

  27. lulu - April 24, 2009

    I personally can’t even get past her horrible melasma/roseaca to even focus on the saggy, awful tatas. Please, please stay out of the sun (it doesn’t love you). And get yourself to a plastic surgeon to fix those ugly jugs.

  28. Ani - April 24, 2009


  29. Kathy - April 24, 2009

    Eeeeeeeeeeew. The one boob in the first photo looks like a donut stuffed under her skin. If you have nasty, surgically-botched cleavage, do NOT show it off. Of course, she probably thinks it looks beautiful. Think again, sweetie!

  30. Stacy - April 25, 2009

    Her boobs are shameful, but even if they were beautiful, she’s still a self-absorbed human being.

  31. x - April 25, 2009

    Hey they look fine to me. Who wants to complain? Nobody is perfect. Plus, she is pretty.

  32. JL - April 25, 2009

    I can’t imagine how that dress is supposed to fit any woman with normal boobs…maybe she’s wearing it back to front!

  33. Tamiko - April 25, 2009

    Too bad. Her face is actually quite cute. The bolt-on’s are sooo-bad.

  34. KellyAnn - April 26, 2009

    One breast is up HERE, the other is DOWN HERE…

  35. Jay - April 27, 2009

    Why are they so far apart did she get too small of implants for her chest?

  36. Beeeg - April 29, 2009

    I can’t believe she is showing these off. She has severe capsular contraction which mean scar tissue is forming around the implant and compressingn and misshaping them. She needs to have them taken out and redone.

  37. HAHAHA - April 29, 2009

    HAHAHAHAH KellyAnn!

  38. mary - April 30, 2009

    Bad boob job ugly satin dress, and tough leathery skin can it get any worse.

  39. joan durtz - May 1, 2009

    Why does she always look like she has bathed in oil??!!

  40. KarenSue - May 2, 2009

    The only thing worse is her horrid personality. Everytime she has a run in with Bethany on the show it is like she is high or something. She so self-asorbed. She makes the other woman on the show look good.

  41. Courtney - May 3, 2009

    Yes, people are mean to her but she elicits this behavior because she flaunts herself is a way that is soooooo annoying!! It is like she has no clue how she comes off to people. She has no clue how her boobs look either. I really hope she watches the show and is maybe seeing what a horse’s ass she is. Being tall does not make someone “up here”. She is very short and shallow and “down there” in my book.

  42. notimpressed - May 3, 2009

    Why… is she sticking them out like that in the 2nd picture? Oh, honey. Please go find you some friends who don’t live in “high society” who have some common sense.

  43. Ani - May 3, 2009


  44. Amy S - May 8, 2009

    Yucky! She acts so perfect and like she is the most beautiful on the show… and she’s got fake boobs. And they look like crap!

  45. Sheri - May 10, 2009

    Awwww…they look bad, poor girl. Breast Implants are a BLESSING for women who have NO breast tissue and therefore NO boobs, maybe she was one of them. Breast tissue is fat, so since she’s so lean, she might not have any, or very little. The dress is not flattering with her…breast situation. Still, a pretty lady.

  46. kelly - May 14, 2009

    I’m not American and i dont know who she is but i think she is very attractive, so its a pity she has such a botched boob job. They look horrific!

  47. Heeeelp - May 17, 2009

    Hmm. There is room for a third IMPLANT…RIGHT between the other TWO.
    she’s a trainwreck.

  48. LR - June 9, 2009

    Really, have you ever seen two breasts closer to being under someone’s arms. I first noticed her strange boobs when she appeared on the first episode of the show in a sun dress in which her boobies were actually sticking out left and right under her arms. It looked horrible and I would have never worn that sun dress. Doesn’t she have like 1,000 mirrors around? Is she in denial. she has a couple of runways down the center of her chest in between the two implants. She really shoudl get some corrective surgery, and I am not an advocate of surgery, but this woman’s poor body looks horrible!

  49. Fuzzalina - June 10, 2009

    Those are the most hideous breast implants I’ve ever seen. My god woman, get that sh*t fixed.

  50. Teddi - June 11, 2009

    trash. did she get the dress at Walmart? Please post her picture again in two years when she looks even worse.

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