Comment by Joe — April 22, 2009 at 6:01 am

I watched that show and I dont know how any of them are married. They are all awful people, and should be eaten alive by zombies if there was any justice in the world.

Comment by Pam — April 22, 2009 at 6:26 am

She thinks she’s the hottest?????? Puleeze!!!!!! She has a mannish face and that horrid chest. Why would anyone wear that dress with that chest. Do you have a mirror, woman??????

Comment by woof woof — April 22, 2009 at 6:38 am

1 looks kinda real and the other doesnt

Comment by Jodi — April 22, 2009 at 8:39 am

WOW! Those are SO obvious! Why do women do this to themselves!?!?! I have to wonder if they look in the mirror and think, “crap – these don’t even look real at all!” Probably not, or they would never go in public. At least I wouldn’t if I looked like that! And hot!?!?! Not really! She has a hard, scary (kind of looks b*tchy) face! And a little masculine too! Not hot – not hot at all!

Comment by Kelley — April 22, 2009 at 8:48 am

Scary is right !!!

Comment by Andrea — April 22, 2009 at 9:27 am

Horrible, horrible boob job………………. Not only are they far apart, one is much larger……………. Go get them fixed girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Suzanne — April 22, 2009 at 10:48 am

Eww. these look terrible. Did they shift over time or were they always like this? Her face is nice though. She isn’t all carved out like that repulsive Bethenny Frankel.

Comment by Nuria — April 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

Yep, she’s certainly got issues. I can’t stand her. I’m also wondering why she’s on a show for “housewives” and she’s not even married. I saw her on the tennis match show, and she walked on to the court like she was still riding a horse or something. For a former model, her walk is atrocious!

Comment by Bloom — April 22, 2009 at 11:52 am

I can’t stand Kelly. She really thinks too highly of herself.

Comment by sara — April 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm

OMG she looks like she’s laying down whilst standing up! A bra, or a less ill-fitting dress, or even some tape might have helped with that, but how fun for us that she just let those puppies do their own thing!

Comment by CK — April 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm

OMG those are absolutely awful.

Comment by Noel — April 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Oh my god, they look HORRIBLE!

Comment by NO P.S. 4 me - EVAH! — April 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm

What the F*** is she thinking? with “alleged” cleavage (?) like that I wouldn’t even leave the house let alone wear a revealing dress. That chest is for baggy T-shirts only.

Comment by Janis — April 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm

This is horrifying. The weirdest part is that one breast looks like an implant, the other more natural.

Comment by Laura — April 23, 2009 at 10:39 am

Besides all that, I don’t care for her orangey coloration…

Comment by chrissy — April 23, 2009 at 11:56 am

why she chose to wear that outfit is a mystery. i’m sure it cost big bucks, and that is all she cares about…but why not find something that costs big bucks AND flatters your silicone fille tata’s? i’m just askin’

Comment by Jay — April 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Why are they so far apart? Maybe she needs bigger implants to fill out her whole chest.

Comment by MG — April 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm

I agree that this woman is insanely stuck on herself. Her boobs look the same way, “stuck on”. She isn’t as hot as she thinks she is, at all.

Comment by Beth — April 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm

I think this is one of the first times I’ve laughed out loud at a post. Those are some awful fake breasts. The situation is made all the funnier because she thinks she’s such hot shit.

Comment by SomeBitch — April 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm

What kind of doctor did that? While I think too high and close together looks bad, the doctor went too far in the other direction; you could fit a THIRD breast in between the two. That dress doesn’t help the look, either. If she lies down, they’d probably roll right off.

Comment by katy — April 23, 2009 at 6:30 pm

that is so gross.. she is so ridiculous on that show, bethenney should just laugh in her face everytime kelly opens her mouth..

Comment by WTF?! — April 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Seriously?? How the hell could this nasty tramp think that looks even REMOTELY sexy? Easily one of the WORST boob-jobs EVER! Her surgeon should lose his license for than monstrosity!!

Comment by ragtag — April 23, 2009 at 8:04 pm

does this woman not own a mirror???

Comment by ellie — April 24, 2009 at 12:14 am

I’ll keep my little ones, thank you!

Comment by SB123 — April 24, 2009 at 1:41 pm

She was arrested for Assault in March 2009. Not sure why people like this still walk red carpets and get invites to events. (She’s 40 y/o.)

Comment by sparklfarkl — April 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Is it so bad having a B cup that women will do THAT to themselves???

Comment by lulu — April 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I personally can’t even get past her horrible melasma/roseaca to even focus on the saggy, awful tatas. Please, please stay out of the sun (it doesn’t love you). And get yourself to a plastic surgeon to fix those ugly jugs.

Comment by Ani — April 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Gross!

Comment by Kathy — April 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm

Eeeeeeeeeeew. The one boob in the first photo looks like a donut stuffed under her skin. If you have nasty, surgically-botched cleavage, do NOT show it off. Of course, she probably thinks it looks beautiful. Think again, sweetie!

Comment by Stacy — April 25, 2009 at 5:57 am

Her boobs are shameful, but even if they were beautiful, she’s still a self-absorbed human being.

Comment by x — April 25, 2009 at 11:11 am

Hey they look fine to me. Who wants to complain? Nobody is perfect. Plus, she is pretty.

Comment by JL — April 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm

I can’t imagine how that dress is supposed to fit any woman with normal boobs…maybe she’s wearing it back to front!

Comment by Tamiko — April 25, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Too bad. Her face is actually quite cute. The bolt-on’s are sooo-bad.

Comment by KellyAnn — April 26, 2009 at 7:47 pm

One breast is up HERE, the other is DOWN HERE…

Comment by Jay — April 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Why are they so far apart did she get too small of implants for her chest?

Comment by Beeeg — April 29, 2009 at 1:15 pm

I can’t believe she is showing these off. She has severe capsular contraction which mean scar tissue is forming around the implant and compressingn and misshaping them. She needs to have them taken out and redone.

Comment by HAHAHA — April 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm

HAHAHAHAH KellyAnn!

Comment by mary — April 30, 2009 at 12:25 am

Bad boob job ugly satin dress, and tough leathery skin can it get any worse.

Comment by joan durtz — May 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Why does she always look like she has bathed in oil??!!

Comment by KarenSue — May 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

The only thing worse is her horrid personality. Everytime she has a run in with Bethany on the show it is like she is high or something. She so self-asorbed. She makes the other woman on the show look good.

Comment by Courtney — May 3, 2009 at 10:56 am

Yes, people are mean to her but she elicits this behavior because she flaunts herself is a way that is soooooo annoying!! It is like she has no clue how she comes off to people. She has no clue how her boobs look either. I really hope she watches the show and is maybe seeing what a horse’s ass she is. Being tall does not make someone “up here”. She is very short and shallow and “down there” in my book.

Comment by notimpressed — May 3, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Why… is she sticking them out like that in the 2nd picture? Oh, honey. Please go find you some friends who don’t live in “high society” who have some common sense.

Comment by Ani — May 3, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Yikes.

Comment by Amy S — May 8, 2009 at 10:59 am

Yucky! She acts so perfect and like she is the most beautiful on the show… and she’s got fake boobs. And they look like crap!

Comment by Sheri — May 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Awwww…they look bad, poor girl. Breast Implants are a BLESSING for women who have NO breast tissue and therefore NO boobs, maybe she was one of them. Breast tissue is fat, so since she’s so lean, she might not have any, or very little. The dress is not flattering with her…breast situation. Still, a pretty lady.

Comment by kelly — May 14, 2009 at 7:20 am

I’m not American and i dont know who she is but i think she is very attractive, so its a pity she has such a botched boob job. They look horrific!

Comment by Heeeelp — May 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Hmm. There is room for a third IMPLANT…RIGHT between the other TWO.
she’s a trainwreck.

Comment by LR — June 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Really, have you ever seen two breasts closer to being under someone’s arms. I first noticed her strange boobs when she appeared on the first episode of the show in a sun dress in which her boobies were actually sticking out left and right under her arms. It looked horrible and I would have never worn that sun dress. Doesn’t she have like 1,000 mirrors around? Is she in denial. she has a couple of runways down the center of her chest in between the two implants. She really shoudl get some corrective surgery, and I am not an advocate of surgery, but this woman’s poor body looks horrible!

Comment by Fuzzalina — June 10, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Those are the most hideous breast implants I’ve ever seen. My god woman, get that sh*t fixed.

Comment by Teddi — June 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm

trash. did she get the dress at Walmart? Please post her picture again in two years when she looks even worse.