Archive for March, 2009

Jessica Biel has been quoted as saying about Hollywood,”Your face and body can get you in the door.”
Apparently true in her case and in many others. In her recent photos, something about her has looked ‘off’ and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I believe she’d had a good number of plastic surgeries [...]

Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan hit the wall physically, she raises the stakes with a worsening appearance. Enter breakfast sausage sized upper lip (originally seen on Tiffany Holliday, but spreading like wildfire across Hollywood – be afraid, it will likely infect others). It rests on her face dressed in bright pink lipstick. Sad, [...]

This is Tiffany. She is one of Hef’s ex-girlfriend from the time that he had seven. Like most Hollywood bimbos, she thinks that lip fillers are her friend. Ha, ha, ha.. I think not. When your upper lip looks like a breakfast sausage, you don’t look good.

Bethenny Frankel, another Bravo reality tv ’star’, has hideous breast implants. Her breasts do not even look remotely realistic and look bolted on. She got enormous implants that do not suit her (unless she decides to go for that porn career to get more attention). Check out the ripples they cause on her chest.
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Janice Dickinson likes to call herself ‘the world’s first supermodel’. I like to call her ’super crazy’. She does not look good these days and seems to be smuggling chesnuts in her cheeks. Janice doesn’t live in Beverly Hills, she probably lives in a storage room with the other Muppets.
She’s got the worst set of [...]

Hair implant don’t always behave. Like in the case below. One of the biggest problem with hair implants is that they don’t lay against the head properly unless styled. I guess Brendan ran out of hair product at home, because his plugs are waving at us. Hi, Brendan and hair plugs!

Courtney Love has had far too many plastic surgery procedures on her face (would you know it was her if I didn’t say it was her?). Her face looks oddly plump, while her body is extremely thin; you can even see rolls of sagging skin on her back!

I wouldn’t be shocked if she got the [...]

Lauri Waring is a former cast member of the reality tv show, ‘Real Housewives of Orange County‘. That is seemingly the only real thing about her. The rest seems to be made of botox, silicone, juvederm, and whatever else the plastic surgeon ordered. Lauri only admits to ‘havng some botox’. Sure, I believe that, Lauri.
The [...]

The US does not have the lock on people who are only famous because they take off their photos in men’s magazines. Aja is one such type who is also featured on celebrity reality shows overseas. Here, she is with Tommy Lee and half of her breast is visible. It looks it has capsular contracture. [...]

Lynne Curtin is featured on a reality show called Real Wives of Orange County. She is a Southern California housewife dedicated to not aging and while her daughters are allowed to drink underage and have no direction after graduating high school, she does object to them eating chocolate, because they,”won’t fit into their clothes”.
Lynne has [...]