Archive for March, 2009

Even Playmates Aren't Perfect

I just saw some new photos of Sara Jean Underwood, the Playmate of the Year, about two years ago and she has a totally different nose (looks like a rhinoplasty). The nose that helped her win a Playboy cover was just a bit wider but more suited to her face. I suppose since it has [...]

March 31, 2009 · webmistress · 1,280 Comments
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Melissa Rivers in People Magazine discussing plastic surgery

Apparently, there is some ridiculous people magazine article where Melissa Rivers (yes, the daughter of one of the scariest plastic surgeried celebrities alive) is defending her use of botox. Sure, Melissa, as if Botox was the only plastic surgery procedure you were familiar with; those of us who’ve watched you since you were a teenager [...]

March 30, 2009 · webmistress · 1,706 Comments
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The Cat Lady Is Everywhere!

The Cat Lady is everywhere, literally. Actually, I am starting to see a resemblance between Jocelyn Wildenstein and certain other celebrities who get plastic surgery to make themselves look younger (I do not agree with the assertion that looking younger equals beauty). Plastic surgeons all use the same operating techniques and we are starting to [...]

March 28, 2009 · webmistress · 1,130 Comments
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The Crossed Eyes of Wayne Newton

Plastic surgery is a bad thing if it leaves you with crossed eyes. Ask Wayne Newton, he knows. There are only so many times you can try to cut your way back to 25 years old, before gravity decides to flip the script on you.

March 26, 2009 · webmistress · 1,337 Comments
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Guess the famous actor!

Who is the famous male actor in the center? He made a splash in the 90s in a Julia Roberts’ movie and also got cozy on screen with Madonna.

March 26, 2009 · webmistress · 1,225 Comments
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Bethenny Frankel as a blonde

Here is reality tv star Bethenny Frankel as a blonde. I think the lighter hair color softens her hard face a bit. It also draws attention away from her very carved nose.

March 23, 2009 · webmistress · 39 Comments
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Dr Who Caused Nose Rot Speaks

The story about the man who had a bad rhinoplasty result, which caused his nose to rot off, has already been featured on this site.

March 22, 2009 · webmistress · 1,638 Comments
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Guess who?

Who is this woman? Why does her face look weird in motion?

March 20, 2009 · webmistress · 1,424 Comments
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Madonna's new face – and yes, she still looks odd

Madonna has been in the public eye for over 25 years now and while she can’t lie about her age, she can unsuccessfully attempt to defy gravity. Epic fail in that department. Madonna recently was prancing around Los Angeles with a ‘new look’. Rumor has it she obtained a ‘ribbon lift’, which lifts up sagging [...]

March 20, 2009 · webmistress · 1,224 Comments
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Gwyneth Paltrow's new freaky face rolls on

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s new freaky tight face rolls on. I do think that she’s had some sort of brow lift plus botox. Although, I’m sure that all her fans want to deny it. Face it, your little Gwynnie is changing. Her best friend is Madonna, which is not the best plastic surgery role model.

March 20, 2009 · webmistress · 1,364 Comments
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