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The Crossed Eyes of Wayne Newton

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Plastic surgery is a bad thing if it leaves you with crossed eyes. Ask Wayne Newton, he knows. There are only so many times you can try to cut your way back to 25 years old, before gravity decides to flip the script on you.





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28 Comments

Comment by Laura — March 26, 2009 at 9:35 am

He is just plain weird looking. He was not that odd looking when he was young and uncut. My daughter thinks he looks like Donkey Kong.


Comment by jojo — March 26, 2009 at 9:55 am

strange. he has a big head and itty bitty eyes.


Comment by mytwocents — March 26, 2009 at 10:07 am

One of his eyes looks much smaller than the other. I’ve always thought his eyes looked strange tho.


Comment by Barbara — March 26, 2009 at 10:54 am

That is just sad! One eye is larger than the other.


Comment by Mike — March 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Looks like Wayne spent some time with Kenny Rogers’ surgeon


Comment by Stella — March 26, 2009 at 10:17 pm

He has the Teri Hatcher look going on with one eye squinted when the other is not. What causes that? Regardless, his face seems very feminized, it’s too smooth and he looks very unnatural. There is nothing wrong with a few wrinkles. They are a privilege of living.


Comment by Exyank — March 27, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Those super white teeth are also kinda scary looking, especially on a man his age. They look like poorly made dentures.


Comment by mr.ed — March 28, 2009 at 6:44 am

I don’t see that his eyes are more crossed than ever, but the lazy right lid makes it look more pronounced.


Comment by MG — March 28, 2009 at 8:27 am

I think Wayne Newton would have looked better without all this plastic surgery. He has crossed the line and now looks unnatural and freaky. Way too much and too extreme.


Comment by Ani — March 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm

He looks like my grandma.


Comment by Kristen — March 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Men who get plastic surgery always look more feminine for some reason…not a good thing!


Comment by Paige — March 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm

His teeth are feminine-looking, and definitely too white. Plus, his eye surgeries have left him looking like he has a glass eye, not just cross eyed! He seriously looks frightening.


Comment by Suzanne — March 29, 2009 at 11:09 am

I don’t get why people’s eyes look smaller after they have all this surgery. It looks freaky. I hate those super white teeth, also. He kind of looks like an old butch lesbain now.


Comment by sparklfarkl — March 30, 2009 at 5:35 am

sorry Wayne, you don’t look younger, you look like someone stepped on your face.


Comment by Road Crossing Chicken — March 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Wayne Newton has more money than God. He got it by doing his “Vegas Elvis” impersonation.
I think he must have sold his soul to satan or something.

That is the only answer.


Comment by Madeline — March 30, 2009 at 5:51 pm

I just looked at a bunch of pics of him from the 1960s and, yep, one eye is definitely bigger looking than the other. Why can’t plastic surgery fix that? His teeth are the worse crime though– too fake white looking. Eww.


Comment by carolyn — March 30, 2009 at 7:51 pm

He looks like a fat “KD Lang”.


Comment by gee — March 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm

I can’t even recognize who this person is. Is this kd lang?


Comment by ohgurl — April 1, 2009 at 7:07 am

He has had too much work done but he also has always had that wonk eye.


Comment by Tamiko — April 1, 2009 at 8:37 am

Oh my God it’s Barney the dinosaur. Those teeth and the jet black hair are really not helping.


Comment by jamie — April 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm

He does Not have “cross eyes”. His problem is not opthalmology related but rather it’s exterior of the eye, tissue related. He appears to have atrophy and/or Ptosis of one eyelid due to excess removal of tissue through plastic surgery or complication due to nerve damage.


Comment by Paul — April 3, 2009 at 6:16 am

Love the “inkhead” look. Please explain to me how a super-black painted head is supposed to make you look younger when you’re retirement age. APS.Com could also have pointed the fake tan that ends just before the hairline but I guess they’re being nice.


Comment by Jo — April 5, 2009 at 7:59 am

HE’S A HERMAPHRODITE


Comment by guillermo — April 7, 2009 at 9:58 am

Well well well, if it isnt Beverley Leslie…


Comment by notimpressed — April 17, 2009 at 9:08 am

Oh my gosh! Barney the Dinaosaur! LOL You nailed that one! He looks exactly like Barney!


Comment by carole — June 7, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Wayne has always had a lazy eye… He looks better than all of you!


Comment by Lisa — July 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm

I have been a fan of wayne’s before I started school back in 1960. Why put the man down?


Comment by Lou — November 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm

He`s not cross eyed! Jeez, you people are real ass hats.




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