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It’s official – Janice Dickinson looks like a muppet

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Janice Dickinson likes to call herself ‘the world’s first supermodel’. I like to call her ’super crazy’. She does not look good these days and seems to be smuggling chesnuts in her cheeks. Janice doesn’t live in Beverly Hills, she probably lives in a storage room with the other Muppets.

She’s got the worst set of cheek implants I’ve ever seen. They detract from her facial harmony (what is left of it).

Thanks to FinalPixx.com for the photo.



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28 Comments

Comment by stickynose — March 11, 2009 at 6:05 am

Looks like Nancy Pelosi’s ugly sister.


Comment by Laura — March 11, 2009 at 9:36 am

I hate those chipmunk cheeks! Why has that become the look?? It looks so weird. She is a whacko anyway, so a whacky face goes along with her personality…or lack thereof.


Comment by debster — March 12, 2009 at 10:54 am

she looks sad


Comment by JuanitoBanana — March 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm

those teeth are pathetic! where did she get those chiclets?


Comment by Jen — March 12, 2009 at 8:36 pm

Too bad about her face, there was a time she was so gorgeous! Janice is over and so is her face.


Comment by zinnia — March 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Poor Janice! She used to be so beautiful! I think it’s harder for really beautiful women to age than it is the rest of us….
That said, I’m HOPING for her sake those godforsaken cheek implants still have a lot of swelling ithat will go down because, if not, the only more obvious and oversized implants I’ve seen on a celeb belong to Pamela Anderson’s chest!
Oh Janice, give it up, or at least go to Lauren Hutton’s plastic surgeon! She’s older than you and looks 100x better!


Comment by leonard mckelvey — March 14, 2009 at 2:34 am

The more plastic surgery she gets the worse she looks. I never tought someone could look as bad as Joan Rivers but Janice is trying.


Comment by Joan — March 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm

She was really something when she first started out modeling. Quirky, but cute. Now she’s witchy and scrawny, and also I think a bit nutso. I’m embarassed for her as she’s pathetic to even watch.


Comment by Janis — March 14, 2009 at 11:27 pm

Good catch, JuanitoBanana – I was so mesmerized by the cheeks I missed the Chiclets. Or, do you suppose they are dentures? I’ve never seen such awful veneers.


Comment by Aja — March 15, 2009 at 8:15 am

I must be the only one who thinks she looks great – honestly.


Comment by sparklfarkl — March 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm

not a muppet, more like Spitting Image.


Comment by murr — March 15, 2009 at 8:18 pm

the huge cheeks look cute… on my hamster.


Comment by Josh — March 16, 2009 at 2:59 am

She looks like a cricket. She is hideous looking


Comment by Tamiko — March 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm

There’s something to be said for aging gracefully. I prefer the “natural” process to faux youth any day. She looks like a freak and her personality is abrasive too.


Comment by DJette — March 23, 2009 at 4:55 pm

A caricature for this woman would be a portrait. That’s all I’m saying.


Comment by aw! — March 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm

I guess I’m in the minority too. I think she looks good. I hope I look that slim and sexy when I’m her age.


Comment by Ani — March 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Some do whatever it takes to get attention…never more obvious than it is with Janice!


Comment by MG — March 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm

The cheeks bother me. Not everyone looks good with high cheekbones. In fact, most people do not. Why do all these stars get these things? Awful, awful trend.


Comment by ja — April 4, 2009 at 2:21 am

wonder what these plastic surgery impaired people think when they look in the mirror?


Comment by shaaron — April 7, 2009 at 8:36 am

No Aja. I happen to think she looks great too!


Comment by Tara — April 15, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Leech woman from the horror classic, “Puppet Master”


Comment by Sandra — April 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm

It’s really not good when you look like the wax version of yourself. Call Madam Trousseau!


Comment by Rita — April 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Janice is beautiful, I worked with her on the set of an mtv video and she was obsessed with her stomach back then because she had two kids, andf thats all she talked about, but, I think she is beautiful, she shouldn’t have got the cheek implants but she is a hell of a lot prettier then that mess of a so called person Pam Anderson!


Comment by jane tennison — May 7, 2009 at 10:11 am

This woman was once STUNNING. I soooooooooo wanted to look like her.


Comment by Nancy — June 5, 2009 at 3:17 pm

No matter how much plastic surgery she has, she can’t hide her “Turkey Neck”


Comment by LR — June 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm

Janice has a gorgeous body for her age, but she has also been starving herself her whole life. I wonder if she is suffering any health affects from being undernourished. She can look gorgeous in clothes because of her skinny skinny frame. But her face is just ruined. I wish there was some way that she could let her lips turn back to normal size as I think that would take away some of the freak factor. She really is a scary lady with her weird strong personality. She acts like a true witch sometimes and it is horrible to wtiness anyone behaving like that. She clearly has some sort of addiction problem as she slurs her words and talks like someone who knocks a few down each night.


Comment by Vince — June 10, 2009 at 12:51 am

Poor Janice….she just can’t accept that her day has come and gone.


Comment by CaS — June 15, 2009 at 5:50 pm

I had never heard of her before until the Celebrity show. I did some research for old photos so I could see how she was back in the day and have to admit she looked like she was something back then. I would take quality personality over quality looks anyday though. She is rates a 1 out of 10 on that scale from what I can see from the show. Not only does she mock everyone and lies about what she does, but she eats with her mouth hanging open like a 3 year old. I feel sorry for her more than anything else I think.




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