Comment by Geish — February 26, 2009 at 4:07 am

I love SJP but her breasts were the very first thing I noticed when the cameras panned to her on the red carpet at the Oscars, and not in a good way. I personally think she’s had implants before, and has recently had them re-done. They look like they haven’t had time to settle, so that choice of dress was inappropriate.

Comment by Peter — February 26, 2009 at 4:28 am

the breast ?! damn i had my money on her nose being #1

Comment by Josh — February 26, 2009 at 5:34 am

She looks just like a horse…How do these ugly women make it in Hollywood..She horrible…

Comment by Barbara — February 26, 2009 at 7:52 am

I never knew they needed time to settle in. That’s how it works?
I never watched SITC, so not a fan but must say she has had the best PR people.
Now, her husband needs to loosesn up. He was so cute in Ferris Bueller.

Comment by Renee — February 26, 2009 at 9:42 am

I dont think they are implants at all. The bubbling over and gathering of “fat” on the sides indicates natural breasts that have been pushed up and padded to make look bigger than they are. I can make mine look like that easily and they are certainly 100% real.

Comment by Ann — February 26, 2009 at 9:53 am

Yeah…talk about disgusting and a bit comical…it really is amazing how she thought she probably looked great. She looks like a wannabe. It’s too bad…they’re definitely overdone and she didn’t need them to begin with.

Comment by TXMom — February 26, 2009 at 9:54 am

Just a little more fuel to the “Uh-oh, the marriage is in trouble” fire. It’s one of those things women do who are considering leaving the nest and the hubby behind. No wonder he looks so glum!

Comment by Alix — February 26, 2009 at 10:12 am

I agree — SJP’s had them before — they were obvious in a few episodes of SATC. But those were quite natural compared to these.

Comment by [-] — February 26, 2009 at 11:12 am

Much easier and cheaper to stop the disgusting smoking habit she have and gain some kilos. Skinny fugly bitch.

Comment by sheri — February 26, 2009 at 11:49 am

3-D Jessica from the midsection only. The dress does not help her either…but she will float if in the water.

Comment by jojo — February 26, 2009 at 11:50 am

yup, they may be overflowing a little on her right side, but it certainly looks better than the older picture with the flappy tits!

Comment by matt — February 26, 2009 at 11:59 am

I met SLP in person in 1999 and she had huge breasts then. I think what you’re seeing is her dress push her breasts up in such a way they look fake. That, or she had implants in the 90s.

Comment by matt — February 26, 2009 at 12:00 pm

SJP, that is…

Comment by Wendy — February 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm

That is what I noticed as well. I mean her chest was never that huge before. They reminds me of Victoria Beckham, but I guess that’s not a compliment.

Comment by hammrocks — February 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm

I’m glad this was posted. I saw SJP picture from the Oscars and laughed out loud. She has to be in her late 30s or early 40s, why get the implants now? Granted, I’ve never thought her breasts were that great looking. But, her figure was somewhat natural why change. Unless, the rumors are true that the marriage between her and Matthew is over and she is looking for a date.

Comment by Patrice — February 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Honestly, this is not all that shocking to me (well, it was at first). I’m a huge SATC fan and upon watching stills of Sarah Jessica when she’s lying down in a low cut top or bra on the show, you can clearly see the two oranges that are stuck under her skin. This must just be an updated pair.

Comment by SB123 — February 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Too much boobage; she should have gone with another dress. anyway, the roundness of her new bustline makes her face and nose look even longer. Not good.

Comment by Meimei — February 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm

I’m not sure… She has rolls making a run towards her armpits, which isn’t, as far as know, what implants do (at least when they also create cleavage). I’d say it’s saggy tits and a good corset – and perhaps some external fillers.

Comment by bob — February 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm

I always thought her boobs were too big for her skinny bod on SATC. I don’t think they’re anything new. The dress was engineered to do the not-very-attractive ‘boobs on the half shell’ look.

Comment by Eva — February 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

They look awful! Especially in that bottom picture–yuck. Her makeup isn’t anything to write home about, either. Her eyes seem smaller than normal.

Comment by miriam — February 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm

gee, matthew has an affair and sjp get new boobs. sounds pretty desparate and shallow to me.

Comment by ittibitti — February 26, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Why’s she worrying about her boobs when her face looks like a horse?

Comment by Jon — February 26, 2009 at 7:54 pm

I honestly feel they were done nicely. They look nice on her and not bimbo big (like 99.95% of the “famous” population). Before she had a case of mom boobs. Sometimes it is right to correct mother nature. She chose a nice adjustment for her.

Comment by Kit — February 26, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I always thought that she had a pretty sizable rack on her all through sex and the city . . . small b? I don’t think so. Though I do agree that her boobs looked rather odd at the oscars…

Comment by Beth — February 26, 2009 at 9:15 pm

I thought the height of the bodice on her dress was more of the reason why her boobs looked awkward, but I agree… they’re looking much more fuller these days.

I felt bad for Matthew Broderick; not only was he eclipsed by her ginormous ta-tas, they were definitely more interested in interviewing her than recognizing him at all.

Comment by Nick — February 26, 2009 at 10:26 pm

No wonder Ferris is looking so smug!

Comment by Elle — February 26, 2009 at 11:31 pm

I’m still waiting to see if she really got work done or if these are the result of cutlets and tape. I think it’s the latter knowing her. But the jury is still out, IMHO.

Comment by JACKNASTY — February 27, 2009 at 12:42 am

Are you sure it’s not just the dress shoving the girls (and any pre-existing implants) up into her face?

She’s lookin’ a lot hotter than her husband these days. He’s not aging well AT ALL.

Comment by Allison — February 27, 2009 at 12:46 am

Honestly, since SJP has had some great face work in the past, I find it hard to believe that these are fake (b/c if they are, they’re just awful). The dress is clearly too small for her (look at the armpit bulges on the sides), and her breasts are pushed up within an inch of their lives. Maybe she’s wearing a strapless air bra or cutlets or something, but it looks like she’s spilling out of a teeny, ill-fitting dress.

Comment by Marika — February 27, 2009 at 4:46 am

Have you notice that Sara’s face is getting more and more long?

Comment by woof woof — February 27, 2009 at 6:54 am

that might just be a real good tight bra you know…….some of those contraptions can make you look a cup or 2 sizes fuller.

Comment by Karin — February 27, 2009 at 8:57 am

I thought SJP looked fierce and fabulous…..She’s tended not to be cookie cutter pretty. She’s elegant and classy! I love her shows!

Comment by hammrocks — February 27, 2009 at 9:00 am

I’m glad this was posted. I saw SJP picture from the Oscars and laughed out loud from the shock. She has to be in her late 30s or early 40s, why get the implants now? Granted, I’ve never thought her breasts were that great looking. But, her figure was somewhat natural so why change. Unless, the rumors are true that the marriage between her and Matthew is over and she is looking for a date.

Comment by plewis — February 27, 2009 at 9:32 am

This is a case of a properly constructed dress. In the old days Edith Head built costumes for stars that were constructed with stays and supports. You will notice that there is virtually no bosom cup left under Jessica’s breasts. That is because every ounce of her own bosom is pushed up.

Comment by Sara — February 27, 2009 at 10:17 am

Well, maybe her breasts are done. But it is also possible to push up breasts with corsets. It will look really close to the way her breasts look. And her dress looks, like there could be a corset inside. What irritates me more, are her completly emotionless face-expression. Especially around her eyes. I doesn’t matter if she smiles or not, the area around her eyes looks completly the same. But if I am right, this was already mentioned here. Botox as its worst, I would assume.

Comment by Louise Glass — February 27, 2009 at 11:07 am

I am a big fan of Sex and the City. Two things bothered me about Sarah Jessica’s Parkers appearance that night. One were her humongous breasts. They looked ridiculously large. The dress would of looked dazzling with her “old” breasts. I watch reruns of her show most nights, and she had such natural looking ones…why the Pamela Anderson thing? Also, she has a long face and jaw, and always looks softer and prettier with blondish wavy hair. The brown hair does not look good on her. My friends and daughter all agree she should stay a blond. Looking forward ot the next Sex ands the City movie. I wonder what size they will be then….hopefully smaller.

Comment by Sully — February 27, 2009 at 11:09 am

Anything that distracts from her face is a good thing.

Comment by Solaera — February 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Never more than a small B? Really? I always thought SJP had pretty big boobs for such a skinny, wiry little thing. They definitely looked bigger than usual though, and not in a good way. She looked like a figurehead from the prow of a ship.

Comment by Iris — February 27, 2009 at 2:14 pm

It doesn’t make her more attractive.

Comment by Sandor — February 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm

boobs out in that style of dress is so wrong
she stood out or UP like a sore thumb

Comment by dave heineykerplops — February 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Why do you keep deleting my comments? Especially when they are so funny? SJP needs big implants to draw attention away from her face.

Comment by chiGirl — February 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm

A girl that small looks UNBALANCED with those!!!!

Comment by chiGirl — February 27, 2009 at 7:47 pm

She could be Hef’s next girl.

Comment by Canaduck — February 27, 2009 at 9:18 pm

She looks like a cocker spaniel. With fake boobs.

Comment by ripley — February 28, 2009 at 5:04 am

She’s not ever been pretty…kinda beady little eyes too close together, long face that won’t age well. but she’s bursting out of that dress and looks horrible. It’s like they’re going to explode as she looks so tightly stuffed into it. Hubby looks like he’s aging gracefully. Hair line receding. Normal eyes. So far so good…for him

Comment by Mike — February 28, 2009 at 7:12 am

Unreal…..yes….just UNREAL….heh heh!

Comment by mr.ed — February 28, 2009 at 7:14 am

Between the dress and its pushup cups and the surgery, she had the results she wanted: Bulging eyeballs.

Comment by Lain — February 28, 2009 at 9:22 am

Maybe instead of those bolt-ons she should invest in a decent nose job. It’s sets off the harmony of her face.

Comment by Stella — February 28, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Gosh, they are squished under her arm pits………..they must get in her way.

Maybe she thinks she needed them to keep her man from wandering.

I worked with a woman who got implants several years ago and she was very thin and her implants were very round and they did not look natural. I don’t think she cared but if you are going to put yourself through all of that wouldn’t you want them to look natural?

Comment by Kristen — February 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I thought she looked very good for her age at the Oscars, but there was something weird going on in the bust area. A push-up bra is one thing, but in the picture above they look awfully high and fake.

Comment by Tamiko — March 1, 2009 at 5:03 am

Those new boobs don’t really go with her frame. She should have gone a cup size smaller at the very least. Pamela Anderson, she’s not. She’s a fashionable woman, not a sex bomb.

Comment by Jen — March 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm

I did notice she was popping out of her gown and hoped she hadn’t done something so common as getting implants, but it looks like she did. Oh well, not me that has to contend with it, though I’m sorry for her.

Comment by Teddi — March 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm

I disagree with the previous implants. If you look at the picture from the Sex& The City movie there is too much gravity involved for implants- those were real. She would walk around a lot without a bra on the show and no implants. These are brand new and WAY different. She shouldn’t have exposed them until they settled a bit. Botox forehead too. No one is allowed to age in Hollywood though, so what do you expect?

Comment by KarenSue — March 1, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Those are so not the same boobs. They don’t fit her frame and just look bad. The dress was not only a bad choice but doesn’t fit her chest. Her right boob is spilling over. The veins in her arms are almost as bad as Madonna.

Comment by Erin — March 1, 2009 at 10:16 pm

I think that her new boobs look a lot better.

Comment by Rachel — March 2, 2009 at 10:14 am

Maybe she had them lifted rather than had implants.

Comment by Rocky — March 2, 2009 at 11:04 am

The desire to flaunt suddenly huge tatas is one of the giveaways of a (recent) boob job. It seems that breast augmentations are to aging actresses what the knuckleball is to aging pitchers–a way to squeeze another year or two out of a career that’s nearing its end.

Comment by Kendra — March 2, 2009 at 6:55 pm

She should have her nose shaved – if only a bit.

Comment by Clara — March 3, 2009 at 7:43 am

She should’ve done her nose again and remove half of her chin and chosen smaller breast implants. The dentistry job is noticeable. The hair at the Oscars was horrendous

Comment by MG — March 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

I like SJP and I like her unique look and style. I did not like the boobage at the Oscars. She should stay classy and elegant. I agree with the other poster about her looking nicer as a blond. I like her face and it’s features are beautiful. I like that she doesn’t look like everyone else. I don’t think she should allow a plastic surgeon to touch her nose. There are enough celebrities with teeny tiny noses, big lips, cheek implants, bat brows, etc. I hope SJP doesn’t do any of that.

Comment by Gloria — March 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm

“In some small corner of the world, Kim Catrall is laughing hysterically.” And I had to laugh histerically about this hilarious remark! )

Comment by moseby — March 3, 2009 at 8:41 pm

That chick is ghastly…YUK!! Someone cut her tits off and start over!!!

Comment by Elle — March 3, 2009 at 10:45 pm

… then again, her cheating husband, whom I used to admire and respect, might be the catalyst for this apparent uplift. As for her age, she will be 44 later this month.

Comment by Blackie — March 4, 2009 at 12:58 am

She used to be cute back in the day on “Square Pegs.” Now she just looks like a shiney horsefaced Hollyweird diva…

Comment by Sharon — March 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Well, she wanted attention and she got it. Kim Catrall is probably laughing her head off at this spectacle.
They look like they might just pop out of that tight bodice and run away.

Comment by Susan — March 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm

I agree with other comments that SJP was definitely bigger than a small B on SATC. There was the show where Samantha was going to be implants and referenced SJPs as spectacular. Of course, she could have been padded. But now, her chest just doesn’t look right. They are too round and too bolted on. How disappointing. I do wish the hair had been done differently – it just isn’t as flattering as other colors/stylers she’s had. I personally like the short curly cut she had on SATC when she was pregnant. Cute and different!

Comment by leonard mckelvey — March 6, 2009 at 1:20 am

Sarah Jessica’s husband Matt looks shady.

Comment by julie — March 8, 2009 at 9:48 pm

Oh come on people, the thing I like about SJP is she takes chances–all the time.
Does anyone remember a specific Sex & City episode (season 3?) where she was wearing her
hair very straight and very blonde–she looked gorgeous. I am slightly puzzled why she didn’t want to
keep that look thru the next 3 seasons but I think it is because she is a chameleon with her clothes and hairstyles &
not worried if she is the most beautiful girl in the room like most women are….

Comment by Vanessa Wesley — March 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm

That was a very embarrassing look, I feel sorry for her and look at the look on his face. She had to get the implants to save her marriage. not a good look

Comment by Sharon — March 11, 2009 at 4:02 pm

How funny! Implants on a beard.

Comment by SpookCat — March 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm

women reallly need to get over their boobs. THey are boobs for crying out loud, meant for feeding babies, just boobies. Geez get over yourself gals. Your brains are not in your boobs for crying out loud. She looks like an idiot with those boobers sticking out, like an airhead.

Comment by mes — March 21, 2009 at 5:43 am

I actually think they may be natural. I am naturally well-endowed and that is exactly what mine look like when they are stuffed into a too-small strapless gown. In the before pic, the dress was too big for her.

Comment by DJette — March 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm

I always find it hilarious when a chick with smaller boobs get implants and comes out with MELONS. It’s like, WOW. THAT’S NOT OBVIOUS AT ALL.

But I think this woman’s boobs are just pushed up. Maybe in addition to implants, but I dunno.

Comment by Aggie — March 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

I myself am a natural B and do NOT have implants but it the right bra/dress I can look like that, don´t be so quick to judge.

Comment by Aggie — March 24, 2009 at 4:58 am

About the comment made by hammrocks about her being in her late 30s and why bother getting implants now……well I would think that is much smarter than being 20 and childless getting implants, that is stupid imo.

Comment by Ani — March 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm

She has always looked like a bad drag queen to me..even as girl.

Comment by SJP — May 13, 2009 at 10:09 am

THESE ARE NOT IMPLANTS. SHE IS WEARING A BUSTIER. THAT’S ALL.

Comment by MC — June 2, 2009 at 12:22 am

THE NOSE, HONEY, THE NOSE ! ! !

Comment by snickers — July 7, 2009 at 7:31 am

She-biscuit.

Comment by hehehe — July 17, 2009 at 9:39 pm

I dunno, Ferris Bueller looks pleased.

Comment by jmlbmw — July 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm

They are implants for sure… I know… I paid for a couple of sets… which by the way… someone else is now enjoying! Yes they do need time to settle… but someone as slim and petite as SJP should never go over a B cup… because you can see the rounded lines in her skin where the edges of the implants are placed… and I bet when she bends over… you can see the implants popping up against the skin like grooves on the sides of her chest… Anyone seeking breast implant surgery should consider their body fat ratio and the size of the implants… especially if you want them to look and feel as natural as possible!

Comment by bast — August 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm

what is it about this girl- she’s sort of funny, this is her appeal, esthetically, she really has many that are miles above her, but as a person, maybe she’s great, I’m inclined to go way out on a limb, as I suspect she’s self absorbed due to all of this ridiculous attention- now she’s got implants…..there are so many other surgeries she might think of prior to breast implants, what possessed her-

Comment by bast — August 3, 2009 at 2:59 pm

I neglected to add, did you stop to think Sarah, since this is the big “reveal”, to get cups that FIT your new additions?

Comment by Ginn — October 22, 2009 at 8:24 pm

her face looks like a shield

Comment by Ginn — October 22, 2009 at 8:27 pm

or a drama mask